tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70881815766918303002023-07-17T21:56:33.906-07:00Futurama Episode Transcriptshello, if you are here then you are most likely interested in futurama. What I have done here is pasted a bunch of transcripts from the futurama wikipedia site.
enjoy.inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-8064790025909131632010-08-31T11:41:00.001-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.707-07:00special delivery<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Bender, Fry and Leela sit around the table. Bender has a bottle of Löbrau. Fry has a can of Slurm and isn't wearing his jacket. Enter Farnsworth with a large crate on a hover trolley.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Good news, everyone. <i>[He presses a button on the trolley and it lowers itself to the floor.]</i> We've got a very special delivery today. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Who's it going to? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender dusts off his hands.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Another job well done. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: No, I need it shipped to my office at Mars University. <i>[He strokes the crate.]</i> It's a little experiment that may well win me the Nobel Prize. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: In what field? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I don't care, they all pay the same. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry stands next to the box.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Is it dangerous? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my, no. <i>[Fry kicks the box and the thing inside starts growling and shaking the box. Fry runs and hides behind Leela. Farnsworth pulls a tranquiliser gun out of nowhere and loads a tranquiliser dart into it. He pokes the gun through a hole in the crate and shoots whatever is inside. It whimpers and the shaking and growling stops.]</i> Off we go! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. There is a remixed version of the normal theme. Caption: Transmitido en Martian en SAP.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The Planet Express ship flies towards Mars.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Campus. The ship flies over a sign reading "Mars University. Knowledge Brings Fear" and lands in an empty space on the campus grounds.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Farnsworth takes Fry, Leela and Bender on a tour of the university grounds. They walk past a statue of a big-skulled Martian with octopus-like tentacles wielding a laser gun on horseback.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Very impressive. Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Well, in those days Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, uh, much like Utah. But <i>un</i>like Utah, it was eventually made livable, when the university was founded in 2636. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: They planted traditional college foliage; ivy, trees, hemp. Soon the whole planet was terraformed. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Does that mean it's safe to breathe the air? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Of course. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry takes some huge breaths.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Wong Library. The building is quite big, with "Socrates | Vos Savant | Cognitron" written across the top.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Over here is Wong Library. It has the largest collection of literature in the Western Universe. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry peers through the glass.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Mars University: Wong Library. The building is empty, save for a single table in the middle of the room with two discs labelled "Fiction" and "Non-Fiction" propped up on it. Fry whistles, impressed.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Wong Library.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [pointing] Hey, look! There's a chapter of my old robot fraternity, Epsilon Rho Rho. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to a beaten up frat house with a neon "ERR" sign atop it. There is a smashed-up car, some kegs, a cable spool being used as a table, some kegs, some dustbins, some kegs, some upturned chairs and some kegs around it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: <i>You</i> went to college? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Of course. I'm a bender, I went to Bending College. I majored in Bending. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: What was your minor? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Robo-American Studies. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Epsilon Rho Rho House. Bender knocks on the door and a dorky fratbot answers it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fratbot #1</b>: Are you here to fumigate the moose head? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Uh, no, actually I'm an Epsilon from way back. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They both to a crazy handshake full of tugs, whizzes and the creation of cosmic clouds.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fratbot #1</b>: Eh, close enough. C'mon in. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Thanks. Here's your finger back. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The fratbot takes it and Bender and the crew follow him in.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Epsilon Rho Rho House. The place is a mess.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: All the coolest robots are in this fraternity. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[In another room two other fratbots sit at a table with a chessboard. The room is a mess, littered with empty pizza boxes, cans and books. A sock hangs over the moose head and there is a dartboard hanging on a door with darts jabbed in the wall around it. There is a pin-up of a Fembot and a Löbrau poster with a human woman on it on another wall. One of the other fratbots looks like he has glasses painted onto his face and the other one is very fat. The glasses one looks at the chessboard. The game hasn't begun.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fratbot #2</b>: Mate in 143 moves. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fratbot #3</b>: Oh, pooh. You win again! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Uh-oh, nerds! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fratbot #1</b>: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gearshift, chapter president. This is Oily, and this here is Fatbot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You're all losers. My name's Bender. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The fratbots gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Oily</b>: Bender from Bending State <i>Bender</i>? Wow, you're a legend around here! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Fatbot" title="Fatbot">Fatbot</a></b>: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of 'em were children. Anyway I should get going. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela comes down the stairs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Gearshift</b>: No, Bender, wait. We're the lamest frat on campus. Even Hillel has better parties than us. Please, you've gotta stay and teach us how to be cool. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hmm, OK. But I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of <i>Louie Louie</i> and a regulation two-storey panty-raid ladder. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fatbot wiggles his fingers with excitement.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Campus. Fry, Leela and Farnsworth continue the tour.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i>. At Coney Island, there is a "Snake Boy" stall and a water balloon stall where winners get a Bart and Homer Simpson doll. Fry stands by a Coney Island Community College booth. A buck-toothed man leans through a window wearing a gown and hat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Man #1</b>: Step right up. Who wants to learn physics? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry shrugs and walks in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Man #2</b>: [from inside] Keep your hands inside the car at all times. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i> ends.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Good old Coney Island College! Go, Whitefish! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh, yeah? <i>[He takes a piece of paper out of his pocket with "Notice of Failure to Graduate" written on it. The CICC logo is a Ferris wheel.]</i> Read it and weep. I'm a certified college dropout. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Please! Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centres. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: What? That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm gonna enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: You won't last two weeks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Aww, thanks for believing in me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Student Registration. A few people queue up in front of the enrolment tables for A-L and M-Y. Several aliens queue at Z. Fry joins the A-L line and leafs through a course catalogue. Amy wanders up behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Yo, classmate. What you takin'? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh, I don't know. <i>[Farnsworth walks past with his crate on a hover trolley.]</i> Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [writing] Mathematics of wanton burrito meals. <i>[He points his pencil at Farnsworth.]</i> I'll be there! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Please, Fry, I don't know how to teach; I'm a professor! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: See you in class! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth grumbles as he walks off with his crate.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Campus. At night, Bender runs around the Martian statue and checks the coast is clear. He beckons to the fratbots and they run across the campus with a ladder. They lean it up against the side of a building and climb on. The ladder lifts them up to a window and they giggle as they peer through.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: This is gonna be great! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Sorority House. Sexy blondes pillow fight in their slinky underwear, another takes her towel off and steps into the shower and another takes a haiband out of her hair and starts typing on a Mac. The robots stare towards her chest then suddenly stare at the Mac.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [from outside] Bingo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: [from outside] Oh, mama! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Gearshift wolf whistles. The Mac fizzles and suddenly goes off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [from outside] Oh, yeah! Someone's been a <i>bad</i> computer! <i>[The girl takes the front of the Mac revealing the circuits inside. The fratbots gasp.]</i> Get a load of that! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He zooms in and his eyes start to push him away from the glass.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Mars University Campus. The ladder tips back and it and the fratbots crash into a building. Some guys wearing blue blazers and smoking pipes run out of Snooty House. The first, Meiderneyer, has brown hair and the second one, Chet, is blonde.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Meiderneyer</b>: I say, you've damaged our servants' quarters ... and our servants. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Chet</b>: This time Robot House has gone too far. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Cheese it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They run off, screaming.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: [screaming] They're gonna catch us! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Financial Aid Dorm: Fry's Room. Fry looks around his new abode.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, a couple of beds. <i>[There is a knock at the door.]</i> A woodpecker. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I think that's probably your roommate. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh, right, cool. <i>[shouting]</i> C'mon in, roomie! <i>[He opens the door but there is no one there. He looks down and sees a monkey wearing a bowler hat and carrying two cases.]</i> <i>[talking]</i> What the--? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Monkey</b>: I call top bunk! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[It climbs over Fry onto the top bunk. Fry spits and the monkey sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The monkey hums as it empties it's case. It takes out a toothbrush and toothpaste, a hairbrush and a hairdryer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: My roommate's a monkey? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Monkey</b>: [sarcastic] Brilliant deduction, you're a credit to your species. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Farnsworth pushing the empty crate.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Ah, Fry, I see you've met Guenter! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You know each other? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Guenter is my experiment. He was the top secret contents of this stinking crate. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He lowers the crate and pats it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Guenter" title="Guenter">Guenter</a></b>: I'd rather live in a <i>crate</i> than share a room with this dork. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: So what makes Guenter talk? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Is he genetically engineered? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, please! That's preposterous science-fiction mumbo-jumbo. Guenter's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat which harnesses the power of <i>sunspots</i> to produce cognitive radiation. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry scratches his head in confusion. Guenter scoffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: You're wasting your breath, Professor. He'll never understand a word of it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I understood the word "<i>hat</i>"! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He reaches for the hat and Guenter leaps back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Please, stop bickering. I arranged that you be roommates for a reason: So I'd only have to remember one phone number. Now shake hands and make up. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They reluctantly do. Fry holds up a banana.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You want a banana? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana-flavoured energy bars made from tofu. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry narrows his eyes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I don't like you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University: 20th Century History Lecture Hall. The teacher scrawls "20th Century History" on the blackboard with a piece of chalk and presses a button which converts it to clean text. Guenter is sat to the left of Fry and Amy two seats left. Fry chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: This is gonna be a cakewalk! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/20th_Century_Lecturer" title="20th Century Lecturer">Teacher</a></b>: Welcome to the history of the 20th century. Look to your left, then to your right. Then in nine other directions. One of the 12 of you will not pass this class. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Boring. <i>[She leans over to Guenter.]</i> Let's hear about Walter Mondale already! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Teacher</b>: Be forewarned: The only sure way to get an A in this class is to have lived in the 20th century. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Swish! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He swishes his hands. The teacher presses a button in front of him marked "Fry" and Fry gets electrocuted.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Teacher</b>: You were saying, Mr. Fry? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I'm from the 20th century. Go ahead, ask me anything. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Teacher</b>: Very well. What device invented in the 20th century allowed people to view broadcast programmes in their own homes? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ooh ... I know this ... whatyya call it? Lite Brite! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The teacher electrocutes him again. Guenter laughs and points his pencil in the air.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: I believe the answer is the television. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Teacher</b>: Very good, Mr. ... <i>[He checks his list.]</i> ... Guenter. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: [impressed] Wow! Smart <i>and</i> cute! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She ruffles Guenter's fur. Guenter smiles cockily at Fry.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University: Mentholyptus Hall. Dean Vernon sits in his office at his desk carefully adjusting parts of a model spaceship with old-fashioned sails. He is a middle-aged man and wears a brown suit and black thick-rimmed glasses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dean_Vernon" title="Dean Vernon">Vernon</a></b>: What I love about being dean of students is the peace and quiet and the respect I receive. <i>[The phone rings.]</i> Now what's all this about? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts it on speaker-phone.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Woman</b>: [on phone] Dean Vernon, the students from Robot House are here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Vernon takes off his glasses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: Robot House! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Bender and the other fratbots.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey, dean, nice looking model. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Vernon quickly pulls it back from the edge of the desk.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: You keep away from it. You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Now, I can explain that. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: That's enough out of you. From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatupple-secret probation! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The robots gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: No fair! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: My mom is gonna kill me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Vernon puts his glasses back on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to the one thing that's kept me sane these past eight years: My model ship. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks down. The ship isn't on his desk. His jaw drops when he sees Fatbot eating it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Gearshift</b>: Fatbot! No! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: When I get nervous I get hungry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Vernon grits his teeth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Cheese it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Mars University: Outside Mentholyptus Hall. The robots burst through the doors, run down the steps and away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: [shouting; from inside] Robot House! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Cafe. Fry sits with a brown-haired girl wearing an orange MU top and reading an English 101 book. Fry has a tray in front of him with a burger, two bananas and some crackers on it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: So, Chrissy, we seem to be hitting it off. If you're not doing anything later might I escort you to a kegger? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Chrissy</b>: Not even if you were the last man on Mars. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She slams the book shut, gets up and leaves. Fry watches.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Cafe. Fry watches Chrissy through the window as she writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to Guenter. She giggles, chews her pencil bashfully and leaves. Fry watches her, dumbstruck. Guenter raps on the window and gets Fry's attention.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [shouting] Hey! You like bananas? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Cafe. Guenter slaps the piece of paper onto the window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [shouting; from outside] I got her number. How do you like them bananas? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks off and Fry growls.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University: Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields Lecture Hall. Farnsworth has drawn a diagram and some algebra on the blackboard under the heading "Today's Lesson: WD or 'Witten's Dog'".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: And therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns around to his class ... who aren't there. The door opens and Fry walks in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Sorry, I overslept. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Until 5pm? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: It's that obnoxious monkey. He kept me up all night with his constant thinking. Just thinking and thinking. He's trying to make me look like an idiot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Don't be jealous. Without his special hat, Guenter might be no more intelligent than you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I hate that rodent! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Fry, that monkey is my most important experiment. If you two don't stop fighting I'll have you both <i>neutered</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: That'll show him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Parent's Reception. A string quartet plays in the corner of the room near a portrait of Vernon holding his model ship. The room is well-decorated, with bookshelves lined with old books, chandeliers and large armchairs. Guests include the boys from Snooty House and the fratbots. Amy is wearing a long white dress and introduces her parents to Vernon.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Dean Vernon, I'd like you to meet my parents, Leo and Inez. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Wong, I'm so glad we could admit Amy in exchange for your <i>generous contribution</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Leo_and_Inez_Wong" title="Leo and Inez Wong">Mr. Wong</a></b>: How much more for Phi Beta Kappa? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: How much you got? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry scoops up some </i>hors d'evours<i> from the buffet and shovels them in his mouth. Guenter sidles up beside him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: Sorry I'm late, I was off at a study session ... with Chrissy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry carries on chewing and narrows his eyes at Guenter.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, I'm glad you made it, Guenter because in honour of parents weekend I have a special surprise for you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls a purple sheet off a cage. There are two monkeys inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [horrified] Mom? Dad? What are you doing here? <i>[The monkeys start jumping around and shaking the cage bars. The other guests stare and Guenter covers his eyes.]</i> This is so humiliating. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry throws some bananas into the cage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Now <i>these</i> monkeys I like! <i>[The monkeys chomp the bananas and jump around again.]</i> What's that? You wanna come out? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He unlocks the cage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: No! Stop! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The cage door falls open and the monkeys run out. One jumps into the punch bowl and splashes around and another jumps onto a snooty boy and knocks him over. The other guests run away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Chet</b>: I say. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry, Leela and Farnsworth duck.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: What's that they're flinging at us? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: Oh, dear Lord! All over the dean! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He covers his face.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, uh, Guenter? Why don't you get up on the chandelier with your parents and I'll take a picture? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guenter's parents swing around on the chandelier. He groans and runs out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, looks like the party's winding down. Let's take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fatbot some action. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Oily and Gearshift high-five.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fatbot</b>: It's my first time, I'm really nervous. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He eats the portrait of Vernon. Vernon wipes his face and sees.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: [shouting] Robot House! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Financial Aid Dorm Corridor. Fry and Leela stand outside Fry's and Guenter's room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What you did to Guenter was cruel. At the risk of sounding like an after-school special, I think we learned who the <i>real</i> animal was today. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You mean peer pressure? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Financial Aid Dorm: Fry's and Guenter's Room. Fry opens the door. The room is dark and Guenter's shadow is cast onto the wall. He is holding something and points it at Fry and Leela. Fry gasps and hides behind Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Look out! He's got a gun! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela turns the light on. Guenter is sat in the corner of the room surrounded by banana skins. The thing he is holding is another banana.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [crying] Leave me alone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hey, what's going on? I thought you didn't like bananas. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [crying] Of course I do. I try so hard to fit in but seeing my parents act like that made me realise I'm just a primitive beast. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sobs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He snorts.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Besides, Guenter, you're not like other monkeys. You've got the hat. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [crying] So what? I mean, sure, it looks cool and it makes me smart but it doesn't make me happy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sobs some more.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: That's so sad. I didn't even know monkeys could cry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: [crying] They can't. It's all the hat. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[And some more. Fry puts his hand on his shoulder.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Look, Guenter, if you're so miserable here, maybe you should just go back to the jungle. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: The jungle. But I couldn't do that to the Professor. I'm his prize experiment, and he's like a father to me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: But he's not your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry spits out a mouthful of punch.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University: 20th Century History Lecture Hall. "Test Today" flashes on the board and Guenter scribbles away, hard at work. Farnsworth stands at the front with the teacher.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Look at him. I'm so proud. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Thanks, Professor! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Not <i>you</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He presses the electrocution button and Fry screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [screaming] Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guenter looks up from his paper and sighs. He has drawn bananas all over his paper. Fry leans over and takes a peek at Guenter's paper and scribbles a crude banana on his paper. He chuckles. Guenter stares out of the window at the jungle. He shakes his head and tries to concentrate. Farnsworth watches him and smiles. Guenter looks back and forth through the window and at Farnsworth, starts hyperventilating and finally cracks. He snaps his pencil and screams. He throws off his hat, makes monkey noises and jumps through a window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Student</b>: Hey! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guenter runs off the campus and into the jungle and Farnsworth hangs his head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why? <i>Why</i>? Why didn't I break his legs? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Financial Aid Dorm: Fry's and Guenter's Room. Farnsworth stares at a photo of him and Guenter on a log flume ride. He strokes the picture.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [crying] Oh, poor Guenter. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: So he just ran away in the middle of the exam? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth sniffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with faeces. He tied with Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I guess he realised I was right when I told him to go back to the jungle. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: You <i>what</i>? After I spent <i>months</i> slaving over a hot monkey brain? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, don't blame me. You tried to force Guenter to be a human but he's an animal. He belongs in the wild. Or in the circus on one of those tiny tricycles. Now <i>that's</i> entertainment! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: But Guenter's obviously better off being intelligent. Tell him, Leela. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Nuh-uh, I'm staying out of this. Now here's my opinion: What we should do is... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She leans in and whispers something to them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I said we'll go to the jungle and let Guenter decide once and for all. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: What? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars Surface. There is a Big Fraternity Raft Regatta and crowds have turned out to watch. The fratbots pull their dilapidated raft into the river alongside other frats.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: You all know the rules. Whichever house wins the regatta becomes head of the Greek Council. And should that house currently be on any type of <i>multiple secret probation</i>, it will be lifted and I will be forced to serve as Grand Marshal of a parade honouring them. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The SS Von Snoot pulls up alongside Bender's raft.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Chet</b>: I say, Robot House, your water craft is as ill-designed as you yourselves. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Meiderneyer</b>: Good one, Chet! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They laugh, chink their glasses and gulp down their champagne.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Oh, yeah? Watch this! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rips the top of a keg off, downs the whole thing and belches a huge flame. He crushes the keg against his head and the Snootys stare.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Chet</b>: Well, I never! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: Fraternities, on your marks. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He fires the starting gun at the fratbots' boat and it starts to deflate. The SS Von Snoot sails off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars Jungle. Leela cuts through some thicket and Farnsworth and Fry follow.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wow! The jungles on Mars look just like the jungles on Earth. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Jungles? On Earth? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs. Leela points up a tree.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I see some movement up there. I think it's him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Stand back. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls a pin from a grenade and throws it into the bushes. It explodes and a purple gas envelopes the tree. Three toucans, two parrots, a frog, a lizard, a snake and tiger fall out of it flat on their backs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oops. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Don't worry. They'll be fine once the tranquiliser wears off. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They walk on and don't notice a huge elephant fall from the tree and flatten the other creatures.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The trio peer through some leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: There's our man! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They watch Guenter sitting on a rock looking at his reflection in a river.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Professor, you'll offer Guenter the hat and, Fry, you'll offer him the banana. <i>[She holds out the hat and banana and they take them.]</i> We'll let him choose whether he wants to be intelligent or just a mindless animal. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry chombles on the banana. Leela gives him a stern look and hands him a new one. Guenter scratches himself and sees them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Come on, Guenter, take the hat. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: No, the banana, the banana! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Banana, banana, banana! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Wait, what's that sound? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They hear a motorboat get closer and closer. It's the fratbots. Bender water-skis behind the repaired raft.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Gearshift</b>: [shouting] Hey, Bender, you sure this is a short-cut? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Not as sure as I was an hour ago! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The raft zooms past Leela, Fry and Farnsworth and Bender's water-skis create a wave that washes over the them and drags them into the river. The current catches them and they scream. Downriver, the fratbots come to a huge waterfall. They scream and go over the edge. They hit some rocks at the bottom and disappear underwater. The SS Von Snoot sails past towards the finish line.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Vernon</b>: And the winner is ... <i>[The fratbots appear and walk across the finish line with their raft draped around them.]</i> ... <i>Robot House</i>? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Snooty boys suddenly fall out of their boat. Leela, Fry and Farnsworth are still heading for the waterfall. They grab onto a log.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, dear Lord! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: No! No! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The log wedges itself behind a rock in the middle of the river and they stop floating towards the waterfall. They breathe a sigh of relief.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Thank God this log is sturdy. <i>[He pats it and a bit breaks off and plunges over the edge. On the riverbank, Guenter finds the hat and banana and sniffs them both.]</i> <i>[shouting]</i> Put on the hat, Guenter! You're the only one who can save us! <i>[Guenter puts the banana on his head and tries to eat the hat.]</i> <i>[muttering]</i> Stupid monkey. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guenter puts the hat on his knee.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [shouting] No. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [shouting] Not there. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [shouting] Keep trying. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts it on his butt and Fry chuckles. Finally he puts it on his head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: Eureka! The hat goes on the head. It's all so obvious now! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The log starts to move.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [shouting] Help us, Guenter! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: Oh, my goodness. <i>[shouting]</i> Hang on. I need to do some calculations. <i>[He picks up the banana and draws some diagrams in the soft mud.]</i> Got it! <i>[He ties some vines around another log and pushes it into the river. He jumps onto it, floats down the river and throws the vine over an overhead branch. The other end dangles near the others.]</i> Grab on! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They do and Guenter tumbles over the edge, pulling them upwards. The vine ties itself around them and a branch.]]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: We're saved! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: 'Preciate it, Guenter! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guenter holds onto the vine as he dangles halfway down the waterfall. The vine starts to break and he whimpers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oh, no! Hurry, Guenter, climb up the vine. You can still save yourself. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: Why bother? I've got nothing to live for. I was miserable as a genius, and as a monkey, I was so dumb I tried to wear a hat on my butt. <i>[Fry chuckles.]</i> <i>[sadly]</i> There's just no place for me in this world. <i>[normal]</i> Although, on the other hand-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The vine snaps and he screams as he plummets towards the bottom. Farnsworth, Fry and Leela watch him. He hits the water below.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, that poor, sweet monkey. Well, let's go gather him up. There's no sense letting him go to waste. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He licks his lips.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. They reach the foot of the waterfall and find Guenter still alive. His hat is bashed though.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Guenter! You're alive! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: I guess the hat must have broke my fall. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth opens up the hat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: It seems to be working at only half-capacity, but I can fix it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: No, wait! I like it like this. I actually feel sort of happy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: But what about your super-intelligence? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Guenter</b>: When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [screaming] Nooo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mars University Campus. Dean Vernon keeps his word and reluctantly heads the parade honouring the robots of ERR. Fatbot stands at the front of the float and waves to everyone. Farnsworth and Amy are on the float as well. Guenter leaps on and Farnsworth pats him on the head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Come on, everyone! Big party in Robot House! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The students cheer and dance to Lloyd Williams' </i>Shout<i>. As they dance </i>Animal House<i>-esque subtitles appear under the main characters. "Fry Dropped Out Successfully And Returned To His Dead-End Delivery Job" appears under Fry; "Guenter Got His MBA And Became President Of The Fox Network" appears under Guenter; "Fatbot Caught A Computer Virus In Tijuana And Had To Be Rebooted" under Fatbot; "Leela Went On One Date With Dean Vernon, But He Never Called Again" under Leela and Vernon; "His Job Done, Bender Stole Everything Of Value From Robot House And Ran Off" under Bender.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-54946717721582963472010-08-31T11:41:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.718-07:00wnyw<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: A view of the WNYW television building in New York. The caption "Earth: 1999" appears on the bottom of the screen.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: WNYW Corridor. Fry hums as he walks through the corridor carrying a pizza box and a six pack of beer. He opens a door marked "WNYW Control Room". Next to the door an "On Air" sign is lit up.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: WNYW Control Room. He walks through the door. In the room is a technician surrounded by broadcasting equipment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Pizza delivery! Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Fox_Technician" title="Fox Technician">Technician</a></b>: Well, it's a Fox affiliate. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: What are you showing right now? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The technician presses a button and a title appears on some screens.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Technician</b>: <i>Single Female Lawyer</i>. It's the season finale. Wanna watch? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ah, I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programmes of the genre "world's blankiest blank". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Technician</b>: She is wearing the world's shortiest skirt. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I'm in! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sits down and the technician tosses him a can of Löbrau. On the screen is a judge and the single female lawyer, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Calista Flockhart. In fact the entire show is pretty much </i>Ally McBeal<i>.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Judge</b>: [on TV] Counselor, I remind you that it's unethical to sleep with your client. If you really care about the outcome of the case, you should sleep with me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Single Female Lawyer</b>: [on TV] Your Honour, it's bad enough to proposition a single female lawyer in court, but this is a unisex bathroom. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Judge</b>: [on TV] Overruled, counselor! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He grabs her and they kiss. A cubicle door opens and a stenographer appears with a machine.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Stenographer</b>: [on TV] Could you repeat that last part? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry yawns and stretches and knocks over a can of beer. The equipment fizzles, crackles and the screens turn to static.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Technician</b>: Oh, my God! You've knocked Fox of the air! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Pft! Like anyone on Earth cares. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: In a pullback sequence lifted from </i>Contact<i> the WNYW transmitter transmits the signal through the clouds, away from Earth, and out of the solar system to a planet called Omicron Persei 8 which intercepts the signal 1000 years later.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Omicronian Living Room. Two huge green aliens, Lrrr and Nd-Nd, watch </i>Single Female Lawyer<i> on their small oval TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Stenographer</b>: [on TV] Could you repeat that last par-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The picture cuts to static. Lrrr hits the TV with his fist.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Lrrr" title="Lrrr">Lrrr</a></b>: This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garment. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The static on the TV changes to the Fox logo.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on TV] Due to technical difficulties, we now bring you eight animated shows in a row. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Lrrr growls and vaporises the TV with a laser.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Proudly Made On Earth.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry and Bender lie back on the couch. Fry holds a can of Slurm and Bender holds a can of beer. Enter Hermes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Get to work, you lazy boat bag! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rolls up the paper and hits Bender with it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry chuckles. Hermes hits him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ow! Hey, quit it, Hermes. It's Labor Day. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: That's the one. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Hot damn, a day off! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes off his jacket and shirt and sits between Fry and Bender. Bender hands him a beer. The rest of the staff walk in wearing and carrying various things. Zoidberg wears an old-fashioned green striped swimsuit and a lobster rubber ring around his waist; Amy wears a pink bikini and carries a fold-up chair; Leela wears her green swimsuit with the hole around the navel and carries a picnic bag; Farnsworth carries a red parasol and wears 3/4-length shorts, though he still wears his lab coat and slippers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Who's up for one last summer beach trip? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender and Hermes leap up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Aw, yeah! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Ready, Freddy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He unzips his trousers and they fall around his ankles revealing his swimming trunks underneath. Fry stays on the couch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [unenthusiastic] Eh, I think I'll just stay here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She walks between him and the TV. Fry peers around her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Everyone's too polite to say anything but you're <i>covered</i> with bed sores. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Not <i>covered</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Just get in the car. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Car. Leela drives the crew across the desert in a dark blue convertible. With her in the front are Farnsworth and Fry. Fry has taken off his red jacket and swapped it for red shorts. Amy, Hermes and Zoidberg sit in the back and Bender lies across the three of them.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Monument Beach Car Park. Leela parks in the packed car park and the crew get out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Ah, here we are: Monument Beach! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry gazes at the beach. People climb the Great Sphinx of Giza and alongside it is St. Peter's Tower, the White House, Randy's Donuts, many moai of Easter Island, the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Mount Rushmore.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wait, Mount Rushmore <i>and</i> the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I didn't know they were <i>both</i> in New York! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela unpacks some things from the boot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: They are now. In the 2600's, New Yorkers elected a super-villain governor, and he stole most of the world's monuments. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Truly a great man. Look at him up there. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks up at the super-villain and whistles. The governor's head has been carved into the mountain next to the other presidents' heads.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Monument Beach. Leela lies on a sunbed and picks up a tube of Tanning Butter from the arm. She squeezes some onto her legs and hums as she rubs it in. Zoidberg picks up a chunk of real butter and rubs it across his head and groans. Hermes walks across in front of Zoidberg, Amy and Leela with a metal detector. It beeps rapidly.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Aha! <i>[He puts the metal detector down and digs in the sand.]</i> Found you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender's head pops up from the sand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: OK, now you go hide. <i>[Hermes puts the trowel down and hands Bender the metal detector and runs off. Bender throws the metal detector away and chuckles.]</i> Nice knowin' you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs to a sunbed, picks up a drink and closes his eyes.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Farnsworth and Zoidberg versus Amy and Leela in a beach volleyball game. Amy passes to Leela and she hits it over the net. It hits Farnsworth on the head and knocks him over. He groans. The ball lands on Zoidberg's claw and bursts. He frowns and throws it into a pile of at least 20 other burst balls. Farnsworth stands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Come on, Zoidberg, I passed it right to you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zoidberg scoffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: I've had it with this game! I'm going for a scuttle! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He crouches down and scuttles into the water.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela is back on her sunbed and Bender is on his.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: OK, everyone, come and get it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He opens his door. He has turned his chest cabinet into a grill and there are four cooked burgers on a wire rack. He takes one out and puts it in a bun and hands it to Fry. Fry takes a bite.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ah, just like my dad used to make ... until McDonald's fired him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Bite my red-hot glowing ass. <i>[Smoke rises from behind him.]</i> Wait a minute. Red-hot glowing ass? <i>[He turns around and sees his red-hot glowing ass. He turns back to Fry.]</i> <i>[calmly]</i> I'll be right back! <i>[He gets up and runs into the sea, waving his arms around.]</i> Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! <i>[His ass sizzles in the cool water.]</i> Aw, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy, Leela and Fry eat their burgers while Farnsworth sleeps. Nibbler watches, licking his lips. Amy's burger slips out of the roll and onto her chest. Nibbler leaps up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: No, Nibbler! <i>[Nibbler runs off with the burger and her bikini top. She gasps and covers herself with the burger buns.]</i> <i>[whispering]</i> Psst, Professor, I need another bikini. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth wakes up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Eh ... wha? <i>[He sees her.]</i> Oh, oh, OK, I think there's one can left. <i>[He reaches into a bag next to him and takes out a spray can and hands it to her. She sprays it over her making a brand new pink bikini.]</i> Oh, my. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She sprays the straps on her back and turns around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: There. How do I look? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth wiggles his glasses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Like a cheap French harlot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: <i>French</i>? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry finishes sculpting a sandcastle. A blonde guy stands over him and kicks the sandcastle in his face. Leela gasps and Fry spits the sand out. The guy turns to Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professional_Beach_Bully" title="Professional Beach Bully">Bully</a></b>: Say, doll-face, how'd you like to make time with a <i>real</i> man? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: No. I'm not attracted to bullies. No matter how big and ... <i>[He flexes his muscles.]</i> ... handsome they are. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: It's OK, Leela, go ahead. I got a lot of work to do. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bully</b>: Uh, sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: <i>50 bucks</i>? Not even if she <i>was</i> my girlfriend. You take her. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Fry! Although I suppose we could go for a walk along the beach. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bully</b>: Uh, no thanks, ma'am, I'm actually gay. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs off and Leela sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Seabed. Zoidberg scuttles around the water and happens upon a pile of eight fish skeletons. He starts slurping them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: Uh-oh. <i>[A lobster pot traps him.]</i> Help! Help! <i>[He knocks on the trap. Bender wanders by, whistling.]</i> Bender, you gotta spring me. I'll never survive in here; I'm too pretty! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Alright, alright, I'll bust you out. <i>[He bends the bars and spotlights shine on the pair and alarms beep.]</i> Cheese it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Then run off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Monument Beach. Fry finishes reconstructing his sandcastle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: <i>Voila</i>. The greatest sandcastle ever built. This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in, if he were a fiddler crab. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela and Farnsworth gather round.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: It's very nice. We should get a picture before the tide comes in. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy, Zoidberg and Bender arrive.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ooh, yeah. Anyone have a camera? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Right here, buddy. <i>[His left eyelid covers his left eye and his right eye zooms out. The rest of the staff kneel next to the castle.]</i> Wait, I wanna be in the picture too. <i>[He takes his head off and puts it on the ground. He pushes his antenna down and it flashes like a timer. His body joins the staff.]</i> Pretend you're happy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They smile.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: Yay! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Their smiles fade when a huge shadow creeps over them. The camera goes off as the crew look up and see a huge grey alien saucer flying low overhead. The centre of it starts to open up. Everyone watches as it stops above the White House. The middle opens up and it blows up the White House à la </i>Independence Day<i>. Everyone screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oh, my God! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes pokes his head up through the sand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: What in Babylon? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[People flee as a fleet of saucers reduce the monuments to rubble and knock over the Leaning Tower of Pisa. A smaller saucer flies past the staff and destroys Fry's sandcastle. Fry falls to his knees and scoops up the sand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [screaming] Nooo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Car. The crew return to New New York with alien saucers chasing them.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Planet Express. The car does a 180-degree skid outside the building and the crew run inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Faster! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A saucer blows up the car.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry peeps through the blinds and turns to the others.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: We're all gonna die, aren't we? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, I should think so. Although last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously. <i>[chuffed]</i> Oh, yes! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sprays his throat. Bender turns on the TV to the news. Linda presents with a smile.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Linda" title="Linda">Linda</a></b>: [on TV] Once again, today's winning lotto number was 4. In other news, alien saucers continue to rain destruction upon Earth. We now go live to an emergency address by Earth President McNeal. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A picture in the corner fills the screen. McNeal, a middle-aged man with brown hair and a croaky voice, addresses people from different nations. A "President McNeal" caption is on the bottom of the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>McNeal</b>: [on TV] Ladies and gentlemen, our course is clear. The time has come to knuckle under. To get down on all fours and really lick boot. Give our alien masters whatever they want a-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The TV cuts to static briefly then changes to Lrrr. His is now wearing a big red cape and is surrounded by several other Omicronians. He speaks into an old-fashioned microphone.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] People of Earth, I am Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8. <i>[He taps the mic and turns to his aides.]</i> Is this thing on? <i>[He blows into it and turns back to the camera.]</i> Now then: We want the one you call "McNeal". Give us McNeal or we will lay waste to your cities with our anti-monument laser. We demand McNeal! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The picture cuts out then back to a totally flabbergasted McNeal.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>McNeal</b>: [on TV] Uh, as I was saying ... <i>[He clears his throat.]</i> ... mankind would sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien demands for this <i>McNeal</i> ... whoever he is. Am I right? <i>[The representatives murmur to each other.]</i> And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom, fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula, 25-star General Zapp Brannigan! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He steps aside and Zapp takes the podium. The people cheer and applaud.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Man</b>: [cheering; on TV] Yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry applauds and Leela groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey, look, Leela, it's that idiotic windbag you slept with. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: The <i>Earth</i> is under attack. Can't we just forget about that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Evidently not. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Zapp_Brannigan" title="Zapp Brannigan">Zapp</a></b>: [on TV] Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. <i>[He looks into the camera.]</i> That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela stands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Well, you heard the windbag: We've been drafted. Everyone into the ship. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I refuse to fight. I'm a conscientious objector. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: A what? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You know, a coward. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [on TV] Since this is an emergency, all robots will now have their patriotism circuits activated. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up a remote control, points it at the camera and presses the button. Bender's antenna top flashes red and beeps and he stands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: It is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity. <i>[His antenna stops flashing.]</i> Oh, crap! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: A fleet of ships, including a yellow school bus and the Planet Express ship, fly away from Earth towards the hangar bay of the orbiting Nimbus.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Hangar Bay. The ships are moored and Zapp gives the assembled recruits a briefing. He walks down the ranks with Kif at his side.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: We're all from different cultures here. Some of you are white, some of you are black. <i>[He stops by a man and points at him.]</i> You're brown. <i>[He moves on to Bender.]</i> And you're silver. But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese. You're all going to have to learn to die together. <i>[He looks back at Bender.]</i> Am I right, soldier? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, actually, I-- <i>[Zapp presses the remote again and Bender's antenna flashes and beeps.]</i> Sir, yes, sir! Sir! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Remember, our mission is simple: Destroy all aliens! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif raises his hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Kif_Kroker" title="Kif Kroker">Kif</a></b>: Um, uh, not me, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Oh, yes, right. Nobody destroy Kif. <i>[quietly]</i> Unless you have to. <i>[He sees Leela.]</i> <i>[talking]</i> Oh, ho, ho! The luscious Captain Leela. <i>[He starts rubbing his hands.]</i> This is turning into one very sex-ay struggle for the future of the human race! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Thanks, but I'm not technically human. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Right, right. Nobody destroy Leela either. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Crew Bunkroom. The recruits are assembled around the beds.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practise until you can make your bed in your sleep. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You mean while I'm sleeping in it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Briefing Room. The recruits are dressed in DOOP uniforms and Zapp briefs them à la the briefing in </i>Star Wars<i>. He points at a display of an Omicronian saucer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. <i>[Kif sighs and turns to a computer.]</i> Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command, all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry raises his hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: W-Wouldn't it make more sense to send the robots in first a-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender starts to choke him à la Homer Simpson to Bart in </i>The Simpsons<i>. His antenna flashes again and he stops choking Fry and salutes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Sir, I volunteer for a suicide mission. <i>[His antenna stops flashing and he bangs his head with his knuckles.]</i> Aw, cut it out! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission. Which reminds me. <i>[He walks over to where Leela is sitting and puts his foot on the seat next to her. She folds her arms and isn't impressed.]</i> Leela, perhaps before we head into battle you'd like to make love to me, in case one of us doesn't come back. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Maybe we should wait till afterwards, in case <i>neither</i> of us comes back. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Here's hoping. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He salutes by tapping his heart, saluting from his head and blowing a kiss.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The fleet flies around the moon towards the Omicronian mothership à la the X-Wing approach in </i>Star Wars<i>.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Laser Turret. Fry mans the controls and wears a helmet that looks like Luke Skywalker's.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [on screen] Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Sure, I just like TV better. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He makes gunfire noises.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The fleet attacks. Lasers fly in the </i>Star Wars<i>-esque battle. The Omicronians fire back on the fleet and blows up two ships flanking the Planet Express ship. It peels away, narrowly avoiding another laser beam.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Leela wrestles with the controls as alarms beep and smoke pours from the ceiling. She brushes the hair out of her eye and looks across the room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Bender, damage report. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: The auxiliary power's out, and they spilled my cocktail. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks at the tipped over glass lying on the computer and the olive rolls off the edge.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Laser Turret. Fry narrows his eyes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Alright, scumwads. This one's for Bender's cocktail! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The Planet Express ship flies straight towards the saucer and Fry lets rip with 12 blasts from the laser. Leela turns the ship away and the Omicronian saucer creaks, groans and finally explodes in a spectacular fireball, complete with the obligatory flying tyre.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Laser Turret. Fry looks back at the explosion and cheers.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Leela stands up and waves her arms around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: We did it! We won! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [sadly] Yeah, but it'll never bring back my martini. <i>[He opens his chest cabinet.]</i> <i>[normal]</i> Well, who wants a martini? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes a cocktail mixer out and shakes it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry, Leela and Bender chink their glasses and raise a toast. The communication screen comes down from the ceiling.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [on screen] Good work, everyone. The mothership is destroyed. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Through the window they see several white dots filling the starfield.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The dots form a circular shape outside and it flips over, revealing it to be another Omicronian saucer that is so huge it dwarfs the Nimbus.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Briefing Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: What the hell is that thing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: It appears to be the mothership. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Then what did we just blow up? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif checks the screen beside him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: The Hubble Telescope. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The battle continues. The real mothership destroys more ships and a Slurm lorry.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Briefing Room. Zapp and Kif watch the battle on screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [shouting] Stop exploding, you cowards! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Leela drops her martini glass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: This is hopeless. <i>[She runs to the pilot's seat and sits down.]</i> If we're gonna get blown to bits, we might as well do it in the comfort of our own home. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She pulls a lever on the seat.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship jerks to a stop and reverses back towards Earth.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Farnsworth talks to a woman, a man and a robot who bear a striking resemblance to Leela, Fry and Bender. The woman is blonde and has two eyes; the man has brown hair that is combed down and he wears a green jacket; the robot is very crude and clunky.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: You'll be the captain, you'll be the delivery boy, and you'll be the alcoholic, foul-mouthed-- <i>[The door behind him opens and the real crew walk in.]</i> Oh, God, you're alive. I mean, thank God you're alive! <i>[He turns back to the others.]</i> Sorry, check back in three days, a week at the most. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They leave and Lrrr crackles onto the TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] We want McNeal! Stop stalling! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The scene changes to the news studio.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Linda</b>: [on TV] And now a rebuttal from President McNeal. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[McNeal addresses the same people as before. Zapp is back with them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>McNeal</b>: [on TV] The people of Earth remain united in my refusal to hand over myself. Total annihilation is a small price to pay compared with-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp steps forward and puts a sack over McNeal. As he drags him away the people applaud and a man kicks the sack.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Capitol Building. An Omicronian saucer is parked at the back of the building and there is a door at ground level. Zapp puts the sack down, knocks and runs a few feet back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [shouting] Here he is! Come and get him! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The door slides up, revealing Lrrr and Nd-Nd. McNeal wriggles out of the sack and gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: You are not McNeal. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [simultaneous] Huh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>McNeal</b>: [simultaneous] Huh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Ndnd" title="Ndnd">Nd-Nd</a></b>: You are not the one we want. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>McNeal</b>: [grovelling] Oh, thank you. Thank you, glorious masters! I-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Lrrr whips out a laser and vaporises McNeal. He crumbles into a pile of smoking dust. Zapp squeals and takes a step back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: Give us McNeal! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: That <i>was</i> McNeal. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Nd-Nd</b>: No, McNeal, the single female lawyer. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: She wears miniskirts and is promiscuous. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp rubs his chin.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: [sexfully] Really? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. The staff watch on TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Miniskirts? That sounds familiar. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Capitol Building.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [shouting] Silence! <i>[talking]</i> We will accept no more decoys. <i>[He holds up a headshot of the single female lawyer.]</i> <i>This</i> is the McNeal. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry stares at the headshot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wait, I know her. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: You do not, you big fat liar. You don't know anyone. All you do is watch TV. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: That's where I know her from. She's Jenny McNeal. She was a character on a TV show back in the 20th century, <i>Single Female Lawyer</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well if they're hoping to see a TV show that hasn't existed for a thousand years, pft, they are royally boned. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow -- 8 central! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The staff gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [disappointed] I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Lrrr and Nd-Nd's saucer hovers above New New York.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The entire staff are assembled around the table. Leela paces around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: They're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: It's crazy! How could they even know about a show from a thousand years ago? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Magic. Got it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy types "single female lawyer" into a search engine and a page pops up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Check this out: Back in 1999 the season finale of <i>Single Female Lawyer</i> was interrupted by technical problems. Apparently some <i>zidiot</i> spilled Coke on the transmitter. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Beer-- I would think. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: They must just wanna see that episode. Let's find a tape and give it to 'em. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy searches some more.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: There aren't any copies left. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: No, there wouldn't be. Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the Second Coming of Jesus. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Y'know, I saw the first 30 seconds of that episode. If I could make up an ending, maybe we could act it out ourselves. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: I could make the costumes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He cuts some material with his claw.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I have an old five-megawatt broadcasting tower in the attic. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [dramatically] And I, <i>I</i> could be an acting coach! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He whizzes his hand around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Let's put on a show. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. The ship has been moved to make way for a courtroom set. Hermes and Farnsworth makes some last-minute perfections to the set, Bender arranges things on the defendant's table and Zoidberg wheels a rail loaded with frilly clothes past Fry, Leela and Amy. Fry sits on a chair with the script.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: OK, Leela, you'll be starring as Jenny-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh-uh, forget it. A, I'm camera shy; and B, I get tongue tied in front of an audience armed with death rays. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Plus, you don't really have the thighs for a miniskirt. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Gimme the script. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She snatches it from Fry.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Attic Roof. Farnsworth leans through a hatch and hooks up a satellite dish and points it at the nearby saucer.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Omicronian Saucer. Lrrr climbs a ladder up to the roof and jabs an aerial into it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. On the courtroom set Fry calls for his cast.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Places, everyone. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy puts the finishing touches to Leela's make-up. She is dressed in a green suit and high heels.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: OK ... all set! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela turns around. Amy has attached a googly eye to the side of Leela's face. She flicks the pupil and it rolls around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Lights! <i>[Bender opens his chest cabinet and a bright studio light shines from it.]</i> Camera one! <i>[Bender's right eye extends and whirrs.]</i> Camera two! <i>[Bender's left eye extends and whirrs.]</i> Camera three! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Something whirrs in Bender's head but nothing else moves.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Omicronian Saucer. Lrrr and Nd-Nd sit in recliners in front of a TV screen with six other Omicronians sat around them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: Prepare the water cooler, that we may gather around it later and discuss <i>things</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls the recliner lever and flicks the TV on. Bender holds up a crude sign with "Single Female Lawyer" written on it and sings.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing; on TV] <i>Single Female Lawyer</i>,<br />Fighting for her client,<br /><i>[He swaps the sign to one that says "Written and Directed by Fry".]</i><br />Wearing sexy miniskirts, <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Hangar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] And being self-reliant.<br />(talking) Hey, I'm pretty good! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes the sign away and the episode begins. Farnsworth is the judge, Zoidberg is the prosecutor and Leela is the defendant. Farnsworth and Leela hold their scripts.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Uh ... <i>[reading]</i> ... Jenny McNeal, you are charged with jury-tampering in last week's case ... <i>[At the side of the set Fry watches on a TV screen that Bender is hooked up to. Bender scratches himself.]</i> ... on account of your hot, naked affair with the foreman. How do you plead? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela stands up and looks at her script.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [reading] Your Honour, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of <i>this</i> jury. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy and Hermes sit in the jury box with ten cardboard people. Hermes waves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: [sexfully] I'll see <i>you</i> during the recess! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Omicronian Saucer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: If McNeal wishes to be taken seriously why does she not simply tear the judge's head off? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Nd-Nd</b>: It is true what they say; "Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9". <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Hangar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [reading] Your witness, Prosecutor Ramirez. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: <i>Gracias</i>. <i>[He stands up with his script behind him and walks over to the witness box where Leela is sat.]</i> Single Female Lawyer, where were you on the night of August 23rd? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Sleeping with you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: Aha! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He jabs his claw in her fake eye and pulls it off her face. He sniffs it and eats it. Leela leafs through the script in a panic.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh, g-- uh, getting back to the, uh, matter, uh-uh, if it please the court... <i>[whispering]</i> Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialogue. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What are we supposed to do now? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I don't know, I don't know. Just say anything. As long as it's compelling, mesmerising, a <i>tour de force</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [reading] What say you, Single Female Lawyer? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I say ... I'm giving up the law. <i>[She stands up.]</i> <i>And</i> I'm giving up being single. Your Honour, will you marry me? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy and Hermes gasp. Bender makes dramatic incidental music noises. Fry buries his face in his hands.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: No, no! Go to commercial! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender puts the </i>Single Female Lawyer<i> card in front of the camera.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: We'll be back after this word from <i>Crazy</i> Bender's Discount Stereo. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He retracts his eye.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: <i>Married</i>? Jenny can't get married. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: But that's <i>not</i> why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Lrrr crackles onto the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] : Attention, McNeal. Your unexpected marriage plan scares us. You stole our hearts as a <i>single</i> female lawyer, and so shall you remain -- or else! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You see? TV audiences don't want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [à la Arnold Jackson] Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Fry? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Trust me on this. While other people were out living their lives, I wasted mine watching TV, because deep down I knew it might one day help me save the world. Plus, I would have lost my Workman's Comp if I had gone outside. Now just read these cue cards. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He scrawls something on some big cards with a black marker.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The cast take their places. Fry holds up the cue cards.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: And action! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [reading] Miss McNeal, I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage. For, you see, I'm dying. Cough, then fall over dead. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He smiles and just stares ahead.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: [reading; unmoved] My God, he's dead. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth checks his pulse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [reading] I will now make my closing statement. With my fiancé deceased ... <i>[Farnsworth smiles weakly.]</i> ... I hereby return to my single female lawyer career. No matter what any <i>man</i> says. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: We find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: [cheering] Hooray! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: [cheering] Hooray! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: And ... cut! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] <i>Single Female Lawyer</i>,<br />Having lot's of sex--<br />(talking) Huh? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Lrrr cuts onto the TV. Nd-Nd drinks from the water cooler behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] Attention, McNeal. We are reasonably satisfied with the events we have seen. Overall I would rate it a C+, OK, not great. <i>[Nd-Nd sees she is in the shot and runs offscreen.]</i> As a result, we will not destroy your planet. But <i>neither</i> will we provide you with our recipe for immortality. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Way to overact ,<i>Zoidberg</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Lrrr</b>: [on TV] And now we must return to our planet, to catch the end of a thousand-year-old Leno monologue. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sweeps his cape over him and runs offscreen.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: New New York City Street. The Omicronian saucers fly away and people come out from hiding. A white man hugs a black man, a Jew hugs an Arab and a clown hugs a nun.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. The crew watch and cheer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You did it, Fry! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Yep. <i>[He turns the TV on, sits down on the couch and puts his feet up on the table.]</i> It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: At the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A pullback reveals New New York is a burning ruin. There is a crashed ship in the river and the flaming arm of the Statue of Liberty crumbles away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-56181797055212516822010-08-31T11:40:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.730-07:00cannibanol<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship flies towards Earth, towards the Planet Express building. The landing gear comes down and the ship lands.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. The crew walk out. Their hair is ruffled, their clothes are torn and dirty.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: <i>That</i> was the worst delivery ever. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Yeah. I'm never going to another planet called "Cannibalon"! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Me neither. <i>[upbeat]</i> Food was good, though. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Farnsworth sits at the table, drinking from a cup. He turns around when the crew walk in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Oh, great news, everyone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Shove it! We quit! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: In that case I'll have to hire a new crew to go on our company vacation. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Vacation? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Alright! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He and Fry high-five.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: This is great! I haven't had time off since I was 21 through 24. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They sit down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: It's just my way of thanking you for not reporting my countless violations of safety and minimum wage laws. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Aww, you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He knocks Farnsworth affectionately on the shoulder.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I've booked us all on the maiden voyage of the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. <i>[He pulls out a brochure.]</i> The Titanic! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Titanic is a futuristic space version of the RMS Titanic, with bubble domes and rocket engines. And rings, of course.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Looks nice. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Ominous music. They carry on staring at the brochure ... unaware.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Filmed On Location.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: A huge spaceport sits high above the skyline of New New York City. The rotating disc on top indicates it is South Street Spaceport.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: South Street Spaceport Departures. The entire staff emerge from the travel tubes in the departure area which looks similar to that of an airport.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, uh, where's my suitcase? <i>[His suitcase flies out from the tube and knocks him over.]</i> Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: South Street Spaceport. The huge Titanic sits moored to the port and Mayor Poopenmeyer gives a speech.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Mayor_C._Randall_Poopenmeyer" title="Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer">Poopenmeyer</a></b>: As Mayor of New New York, it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula: Zapp Brannigan! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp walks forward and waves to the crowd. They cheer and applaud.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oh, <i>God</i>! Not Zapp Brannigan! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: You know Zapp Brannigan? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Let's just say we've "crossed paths". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Was that before or after you slept with him? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp looks at the Titanic.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Zapp_Brannigan" title="Zapp Brannigan">Zapp</a></b>: She's a beautiful ship, alright. Shapely ... seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out. <i>[The crowd applauds. Zapp holds up his hand and they stop.]</i> And now, without further <i>adieu</i>, I christen this ship, <i>Titanic</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif hands him Leonardo DiCaprio's head in a jar. Zapp smashes it against the side of the ship. DiCaprio's head bounces away. The crowd applauds and cheers.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Passengers board via gangways. Zapp personally welcomes passengers. He sees the Planet Express staff walk up the gangway.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Well, well, well! The Lady Leela. Take notes, Kif. You're about to witness the subtle waltz known as seduction. <i>[Kif sighs. Leela stops as Zapp blocks her way.]</i> So, trapped on a ship with me. What say you and I knock some very <i>sensual</i> boots? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: It's tempting, but, uh, I have a fiancé now. Uh, hmm, uh, hmm, uh, we--, uh ... <i>[She repeatedly looks at Farnsworth, Zoidberg and Fry, makes a quick decision, then pulls Fry forward.]</i> Him! Fry, <i>darling</i>, meet Zapp Brannigan. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Huh? <i>[Leela hits him.]</i> Ooh! How do you do? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He shakes Zapp's hand. Zapp narrows his eyes at Fry.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The Titanic leaves port honking its horn to the cheering crowds. It flies away from Earth and off into space.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic First Class Corridor. The crew walk across polished floors and past a grand wooden staircase straight out of the film </i>Titanic<i>. They walk through another corridor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Ah, here's my stateroom. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks in, followed by everyone else. Bender suddenly sees something and stops and purrs. He zooms in on a well-dressed Fembot and she does the same. He zooms in further and his eyes fall out. He scrambles around the floor for them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Come on, where is it? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He feels around the floor, finds one and puts it back in but the Fembot is gone. He sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic First Class State Room. Everyone, especially Fry, seems settled in in the plush furnishings of the room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Now, Hermes, you and your lovely wife, LaBarbara, have the suite through there. And Dr. Zoidberg, your marble tank is on the other side. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry bounces on a green chair.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Man, first class seems nice! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Amy a key.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic First Class Deck. Amy, Leela, Bender and Fry stand waiting for the elevator.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Looks like we're on the Fiesta Deck. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The elevator door opens.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Titanic Elevator. Amy presses a button and the elevator goes down past second class where there are lots of T-shirt wearing tourists with fat children and cameras; past steerage where there are lots of stereotypical Irish people; past laundry which is already filled with clothes; past the bowels of the ship where men shovel coal into furnaces. It stops at the Fiesta deck and the doors opens to a dank, dripping corridor.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Fiesta Deck Corridor. The staff emerge from the elevator.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: This is it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She opens the door and groans.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Titanic Fiesta Deck Room. The room a is dank room with leaking pipes and four camp beds along the side.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Well at least we get a window! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls a blind up and is blasted in the face with reactor fumes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: I think I'll go and fill up on bisque at the buffet. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She closes the door as she leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I guess that just leaves you and your fake fianc´ ... all alone ... on a romantic cruise. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts his arm around her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Take it off or I'll break it off. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: OK! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes his arm from around her. Zapp opens the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Captain's inspection! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela puts Fry's arm back around her and smiles weakly.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Casino. Bender is already settled in, standing at a craps table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hmm. <i>[Through his eyes we see his cheat unit predicting the dice. He chuckles.]</i> I'm bettin' it all! <i>[He empties the chips from his chest cabinet.]</i> Come on, baby needs a new pair of feet! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rolls the dice.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Croupier</b>: Snake eyes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rakes in the chips.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: No! My cheating unit malfunctioned! You gotta give me a do-over! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Croupier</b>: Sorry, the house limit is <i>three</i> do-overs. Next shooter. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender takes a seat at the bar and sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Gimmie you're biggest, strongest, cheapest drink. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bartender, iZac, turns around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/IZac" title="IZac">iZac</a></b>: You got it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He fills a bucket. Bender turns around and sees the Fembot from earlier. He gasps and walks over to her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bender. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Countess_de_la_Roca" title="Countess de la Roca">Countess</a></b>: Charmed. I'm the Countess de la Roca. I was surprised to see another robot staying in first class. Most of the robots I meet are labourers. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I assure you, I barely know the meaning of the word "labour". <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Countess laughs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Oh, Mr. Bender! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Please, call me Bender. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He kisses her hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: [embarrassed] Oh, goodness. I don't-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[As he kisses her, he reaches around and takes some money from her purse.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Wheel Room. Zapp stands in front of an old-fashioned sailing wheel. Kif emerges from a washroom.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Kif_Kroker" title="Kif Kroker">Kif</a></b>: I'll get the powder, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: No, the itch for <i>adventure</i>! Prepare to change course. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He presses a button and a map comes down on the wall showing the route is a straight line from Earth to another planet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: That's for schoolgirls! Now here's a route with some chest hair. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He squiggles a new course onto the map.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky. By jack-knifing from one to the next at breakneck speed we might just get some kind of gravity boost ... or something. <i>[Kif sighs.]</i> It's time to shove a <i>jalapeño</i> up this ships tailpipe. <i>[He grabs the wheel.]</i> Divert power from the shields, full speed ahead! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Buffet. Amy takes a bowlful of bisque.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Oh, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She turns around, gasps and drops the bowl.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Leo_and_Inez_Wong" title="Leo and Inez Wong">Mrs. Wong</a></b>: Amy! Hello! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Mom? Dad? What are you doing here? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Leo_and_Inez_Wong" title="Leo and Inez Wong">Mr. Wong</a></b>: We were planning on enjoying a relaxing vacation. But since you're here, we'll have to do some meddling. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: We met the <i>nicest</i> boy in the cabin next to ours. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mr. Wong</b>: He's not very ugly. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: You should marry him! Or at least use him to conceive a grandchild for us. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mr. Wong</b>: There he is at the buffet! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at a large man who leans over the sneeze guard, dips his finger into the bisque and tastes it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Uh, he seems really nice but, well, I already have a boyfriend. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: Really? Where is he? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mr. Wong</b>: And why isn't he here right now fathering our grandchild? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Uh... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Deck. Fry and Leela stand outside, looking at the stars.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Well, our accommodations aren't great, but it sure is beautiful out here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Yeah, it's pretty romantic-- Uh, I mean platonic. Th-That sure is one platonic view! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Fry, just be quiet. I'm beginning to think this whole fake fiancé thing was a terrible, terrible-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She turns and gasps, then grabs Fry and kisses him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hmm? Mmm! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here ... <i>[He puts his hand on her shoulder.]</i> ... I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks away, humming. Leela stops kissing Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh, look, before you get any crazy ideas, that was for Zapp. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Well, you got anything else for him? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Alright, can we try not to complicate this? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy and her parents arrive.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Fry, my boyfriend. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She kisses him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hmm? Mmm! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Later, the staff relax in swimsuits by the pool. Leela lies on a sunbed wearing a green swimsuit with a hole around the navel. Fry is with Amy.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: See you later, wuvvums! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He kisses Amy and she leaves with her parents. He sits on a sunbed next to Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: It would have been nice if you'd <i>told</i> me you were going out with Amy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I'm not going out with Amy. It's just to fool her parents. Hey, you're not jealous, are you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What? No. <i>No</i>! Of course not! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela grunts.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Countess de la Roca's Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Mind if I freshen up a bit before we go out? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I was just about to suggest the same thing. <i>[The Countess giggles then disappears into the bathroom. The sound of a power tool comes from the room. Bender rubs his hands with glee. He rummages through her drawers and sees a bracelet on the table. He picks it up and chuckles.]</i> Pay dirt! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is about to put it in his chest cabinet but he hesitates. The Countess is behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Lovely, isn't it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Yeah. But only 93% as lovely as you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts it on her wrist.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Oh, Bender! Either that was a computing error or you're the most romantic robot I've ever met! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender smirks.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Casino. Bender watches the Countess play a fruit machine while he sits at the bar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I don't get it, iZac; that bracelet had a diamond the size of a racoon's brain. Why couldn't I steal it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: It's obvious, Mr. B. You're in love. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Oh, it's true. But we're star-crossed robots. She, a countess, built with a silver spoon in her mouth. And me, just a regular honest Joe. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks off with the drinks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: Hey, you gonna pay for those? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hell, no! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[iZac presses something on his body and it beeps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: Security to bar area. Security to bar area. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Two robot security guards rise from the floor and grab Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Fellas, please. I'm in love! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: Rough him up! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The security guards punch Bender. The Countess intervenes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: What are you doing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: This penniless chump was stealing drinks, ma'am. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: I see. Here you are, sir. <i>[She hands iZac some money.]</i> Keep the change. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>iZac</b>: You got it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The security guards punch Bender a couple more times then go back into the floor. Bender looks away from the Countess, ashamed.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Deck. The staff, Kif and the fat man limbo. Zoidberg clears the stick.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: Aha! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth has a go.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Go, Professor! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Lean back more! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth smacks straight into the pole.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes and LaBarbara stand away from the game.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/LaBarbara_Conrad" title="LaBarbara Conrad">LaBarbara</a></b>: Come on, Hermes, you could out-limbo all of these people! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Don't be a dog heart, woman. You know I can't. Not after what happened. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i>. At the 2980 Olympics, Hermes warms up on the track.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Announcer</b>: [on loudspeaker] Now limbo-ing for the Earth team, Hermes Conrad. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[As Hermes warms up, a boy in the crowd wearing a Hermes T-shirt shouts.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Boy</b>: [shouting] You're my hero, Hermes! I'm gonna be just like you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He jumps out of the stand and runs towards the limbo stick.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: No, boy, stop! It's too low! Your backbone can't take it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The boy leans back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Boy</b>: I'm just like Hermes! I'm just like-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His back cracks, the crowd gasps and Hermes winces.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: [screaming] Nooo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i> ends. Hermes cries and LaBarbara pats him on the back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>LaBarbara</b>: There, there. Now you don't have to limbo if you don't want. It doesn't make you any less of a man. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Though it did get me some action! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hattie hangs onto his arm.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hattie_McDoogal" title="Hattie McDoogal">Hattie</a></b>: I like a man who's <i>flexible</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Zapp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Your attention, please. As captain of this vessel, the terrible burden of naming a limbo contest winner is mine and mine alone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Shouldn't you be steering between the comets? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: And the winner is, Leela! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crowd applauds and turns to Leela, who is still sitting on her sunbed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: But I didn't even limbo. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: No matter. I know from personal experience how horizontal you can get. As your reward, you and that <i>hairpile</i> are invited to dine at the captain's table this evening. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry hoots.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Bender and the Countess lean over the rail on the deck.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, now you know. I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow-tie, it's magnetic. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes the bow-tie off and throws it against the wall where it sticks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Bender, I don't care whether you have money. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You do? Really? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Countess nods. She and Bender kiss.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Montage</b>: In some scenes lifted from </i>Titanic<i> the Countess lies on a sofa naked. Bender's finger makes printer noises as he draws her. He shows her the picture which looks like circuit diagrams. At the bow of the ship, he holds her up at the railings but she is so heavy she ends up breaking his arms off. In the hold they climb into an old hovercar and literally make sparks.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Buffet. A sign advertises "All You Can Eat Plus A Whole Chicken". Fry, Leela, Farnsworth and Hattie sit with Zapp around the captain's table wearing formal evening wear. Zapp wears a formal off-white DOOP jacket with medals.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me. Not much younger, mind you. Perhaps even a couple of years older. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Thank you, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: As a gentleman, I must warn you. If you so much as <i>glance</i> at another woman, I'll be all over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Well, rest assured, Leela's the only girl for me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter the Wongs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Hey, Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Amy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Leela! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy has brought her parents. They sit down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Ah, the family Wong. Our party is complete. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry, Leela and Amy lean in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [whispering] What are we gonna do? Fry can't pretend to be <i>both</i> our boyfriends. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [whispering] Sure I can. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called <i>Three's Company</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp taps his glass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: I'd like to impose a toast on the happy couple. Down the hatch! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: Hear, hear! Now let's have a kiss! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Yes, Fry. Plant one on your woman. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Mr. Wong thumps the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Mr. Wong</b>: What's the hold up? Kiss my daughter already! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Wait, I'm confused. Now tell me, Fry, which one of these ladies are you involved with? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Uh... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hums the theme to </i>Three's Company<i> again. Enter Kif.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Captain, may I have a word with you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: No. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: It's an emergency, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Come back when it's a catastrophe. <i>[There is a crash and the ship shakes. Zapp reluctantly stands up.]</i> Oh, very well. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves with Kif.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Well, with Zapp gone and my parents still here, I suggest Fry give me a nice, convincing kiss. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Ah, now there's something we can all enjoy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He and Amy kiss. Leela grunts and turns away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Wheel Room. The comets outside fly very close to the ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Sir, remember your course correction? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: No. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Well it's proving somewhat more <i>suicidal</i> than we'd initially hoped. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Kif, old friend, I don't know which disgusts me more: Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at the black-ish hole-ish thing and grins. Kif's jaw drops.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Deck. Fry emerges from a room. Leela looks over the railing.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, Leela, why'd you run off from dinner? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I didn't run off. I had plenty of time to finish eating and stroll away while you were kissing Amy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh, look, I'm not actually interested in her if that's what's bothering you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oh, are you sure? I mean, she has two eyes, you have two eyes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I know, we seem like a perfect match, but I just don't feel that way about her. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Titanic drifts past a nebula.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Nice nebula. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Yeah. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They look down at the couples on the decks below and see Hermes and LaBarbara; Bender and the Countess; Mr. and Mrs. Wong; Dr. Zoidberg and a jellyfish alien; Farnsworth and Hattie.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Look's like everybody's got somebody. Except me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: And me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They gaze into each other's eyes and lean in to kiss. The ship shakes, Leela loses her balance, head butts Fry and they both fall over.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What was that? <i>[She looks over the railings and sees.]</i> Oh, my God! We're heading straight into a black hole. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Talk about a mood killer! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Wheel Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: Why, that's surprisingly noble of you, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zapp</b>: No, it's noble of <i>you</i>, Kif! <i>[He tears his captain's patch off.]</i> As of now ... <i>[He puts the patch on Kif.]</i> ... <i>you're</i> in command. Congratulations, captain! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves and flies past the wheel room in an escape pod. Kif sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Deck. People run about in a panic. The staff look at a deck plan of the Titanic.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: OK. We just have to get from here to the escape pods. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>["Here" is the front of the ship. The escape pods are located at the back. The map breaks in half and the ship itself begins to tear in half.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [shouting] I'm too young to die! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Come on, before it's too late! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You all go without me. I'm gonna take one last look around. You know, for, uh, stuff to steal. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: You're going back or the Countess, aren't you? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender pulls Fry aside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [whispering] Alright, I am. But I don't want the others to know. If I don't come back, just say I died robbing some old man. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I'll tell them you went out prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I love you, buddy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender hugs Fry then runs off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Titanic Casino. The fruit machines and tables are overturned, fires burn and there is a huge hole in the middle of the floor. Bender runs in to the room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Countess? Countess? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: [shouting] Bender! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender looks around and sees the Countess' hat by the hole. He rushes over and peers into the hole. The Countess is trapped in a burning room. She is huddled in a corner away from the flames.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: [shouting] I fell through the deck. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Are you hurt, my sweet? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: [shouting] No. Luckily a family broke my fall. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Just hang on! I'll take care of that fire! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He grabs a fire hose and jumps through the hole.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Titanic Room. Bender lands in the middle of the room and sprays the flames with water, extinguishing the fire. He leaves the hose and hugs the Countess.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Bender, you risked your life to save me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: And I'd do it again. And perhaps a third time. But that would be it. <i>[They kiss.]</i> When we kiss, I feel like I'm standing waist-deep in a pool of cold, rising water. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They both look down and see they are standing waist-deep in a pool of cold, rising water. They scream and shout as it gets closer to their heads.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Corridor. The staff run around a corner. Fry carries Farnsworth on his back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hurry! The escape pods should be just ahead! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: [gasping] Faster! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[There is a crash and the emergency airlock begins to close. The staff run forwards to get under it. Zoidberg dives and wedges his claw under it. It stops moving. Leela tries to lift it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: It won't move. And the door release is on the other side. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Then we're dead meat. No one could squeeze under there! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes steps forward.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: No one, except a legendary limbo champion. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He tears his tux off, revealing his Earth team vest underneath.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>LaBarbara</b>: Oh, Hermes! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes leans back and his back creaks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Ooh! It's been a while. <i>[He leans back and tries to go under the door. His knees hit it.]</i> This one is for that little kid who's limbo-ing up in heaven right now. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[LaBarbara pulls a food trolley in front of her and starts playing a dish cover with some spoons. Hermes squeezes under the door. The others cheer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>LaBarbara</b>: That's my man, alright, baby, limbo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: I still got the moves! Zoidberg, lower the door another inch. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>LaBarbara</b>: Just go on through and hit the release, you hot dog! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Yes, dear. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The door slides up. They all cheer and rush through.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>LaBarbara</b>: That's my man! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Yay, Hermes! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Uh, can somebody help me up? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Room. The water rises and completely covers the robots. They stop screaming.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: Well, now what are we going to do? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A propellor comes out from under her. Bender hops on and they rise to the surface.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Titanic Deck. Passengers board the escape pods.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Thank God there are plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes his hat off and throws his lolly down. He and the others run into the escape pod. Leela and Fry stop outside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: We can't leave yet. We've got to wait for Bender. The high gravity must be slowing down his looting. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy's parents walk out onto the deck.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: Amy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Mom? Dad? You're alive! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mr. Wong</b>: Yeah, but so what? The important thing is we found you a new man. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mrs. Wong</b>: A captain. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Uh, Mom, I don't-- <i>[Enter Kif.]</i> Hi! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Kif</b>: [sexfully] Hello! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif picks Amy up and carries her to the escape pod. They kiss.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Escape Pod. The ship begins to twist and distort.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I don't feel well! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His head twists around like a squishy goo.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Titanic Deck. Fry points at something in space.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Look! It's our nebula. Whenever I see it I'll think back to that moment when we almost-- <i>[The nebula is sucked into the black hole.]</i> Never mind! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes pokes his head out of the escape pod.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Everyone else is off the ship. Where in Babylon is Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I don't know. But we can't wait any longer. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She gets into the pod and Fry follows. He looks back at the ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Goodbye, Bender. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He closes the hatch. Bender and the Countess run out of the ship panting.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Wait for us! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The escape pod lifts off and the airlock between it and the Titanic deck seals. Bender and the Countess leap from the deck, smashing through the glass airlock.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Escape Pod. Bender and the Countess float towards the pod and Bender reaches out his hand.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Escape Pod. It rocks as Bender grabs hold. Everyone sits along the length of the pod and Leela steers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Something's wrong. We're two metric tons overweight. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: Well, it's not me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks out of the airlock window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Look! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Everyone looks out the window to see Bender and the Countess]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Escape Pod. The Titanic creaks and is sucked into the black hole. The escape pod starts to drift back towards it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: I'm slipping, Bender. The pull is too strong! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She slips from Bender's grasp but he grabs on to her bracelet. It's all that holds them together. She screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I can't live without you. If you let go, I let go! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: No! You have too much to live for. It may hurt for a while but one day you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Don't talk like that. Tragic romances always have a happy ending. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bracelet snaps and the Countess falls towards the black hole.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Countess</b>: [shouting] Farewell! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The black hole sucks her in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] No! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Escape Pod. Bender walks in and closes the airlock behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: She's gone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: But she saved all our lives. Without her, we're light enough to get away. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender slams his head against the airlock and cries.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, Professor? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, yes, absolutely! <i>[He turns to Zoidberg.]</i> Not a chance! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He draws his finger across his neck and mimes being hung.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: At least I'll always have her bracelet! <i>[He hands it to Hermes.]</i> What do you think it's worth? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes takes a look at it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: It's fake, mon! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender cries as the pod flies away into space.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-20087480136059333372010-08-31T11:39:00.001-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.741-07:00ebola 9<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The staff sit around the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Why can't they go today? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Because tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive. It's the Academy of Inventors' annual symposium. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Wow! I love symposia. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: It's the event of the scientific season. Every member presents an invention and the best one wins the Academy prize. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Sounds boring. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my, yes. But not this year, because my latest invention is unbeatable. Behold! The death clock. <i>[He places a small black box on top on the table.]</i> Simply jam your finger in the hole and this read-out tells you exactly how long you have left to live. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Does it really work? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Well it's occasionally off by a few seconds. What with free will and all. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Sounds like fun. How long do I have left to live? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts his finger in the hole and the clock dings.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Ooh! Dibs on his CD player! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Mr. Bender's Wardrobe By Robotany 500.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Academy of Inventors. The room is filled with scientists, all wearing white lab coats. Bender wears a top hat and talks to Farnsworth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my, yes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Who's the gross nerd? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to a picture of a geek on the wall.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: That's me at the very first symposium. I'm the Academy's oldest living member, you know. These youngsters all look up to me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter an old man.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._Ogden_Wernstrom" title="Dr. Ogden Wernstrom">Wernstrom</a></b>: Well, well, well. Look who decided to show his wrinkled face. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Why don't you just leave me alone, Wernstrom? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Face it, Farnsworth, you're over the hill. It's time to leave science to the 120-year-olds. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: You young turks think you know everything. I was inventing things when you were barely turning senile. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Wernstrom laughs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Go home before you embarrass yourself, old man. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a nap before the ceremonies. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Who's that jerk? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: A hundred years ago he was my most promising student at Mars University. But then, after one fateful pop-quiz... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Flashback</b>: Mars University. A younger Farnsworth hands a younger Wernstrom a piece of paper.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: A-minus? No one gives Ogden Wernstrom an A-minus! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm sorry, but penmanship counts. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: I swear I'll have my revenge even if it takes me a hundred years. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[ends.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: And here it is: Slightly over 99 years later and still no revenge. I'm essentially in the clear. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Academy of Inventors Auditorium. Bender, Fry and Leela sit at a table. Bender reading the wine list and a waiter takes his order.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I've been perusing your fortified wine list and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight, the '57 Chateau Parté and the '66 Thunder Chevitz. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Waiter</b>: Exquisite choices, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: And mix them all together in a big jug. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The lights in the auditorium are now dimmed and Ron Popeil's head in a jar is on the stage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Ron_Popeil%27s_Head" title="Ron Popeil's Head">Popeil</a></b>: Welcome to this year's Academy of Inventors Annual Symposium. I'm your host, Ron Popeil, inventor of Mr. Microphone, the spray-on toupee and, of course, the technology to keep human heads alive in jars. <i>[A few people applaud.]</i> But wait, there's more. We've got a whole line-up of inventors tonight, starting with that up and coming young star, Ogden Wernstrom. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The audience applauds and Wernstrom stands up and walks onto the stage. Fry "boos".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [shouting] More wine! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Distinguished members of the Academy, I present to you, the Reverse Scuba Suit. Observe! <i>[He waves a stick in front of a fish in a tank.]</i> Fetch! <i>[He throws the stick across the platform and his fish puts on the suit, which has two little mechanical legs. The fish gets out of the tank, walks across the stage, picks up the stick and hands it to Wernstrom.]</i> Now, sit! <i>[The fish doesn't do anything.]</i> I said sit! <i>[Still nothing.]</i> Bad fish! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hits the fish with a newspaper and it sits. The audience applauds. Farnsworth groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Don't worry, Professor, it's no competition for your death clock. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: And what will you be presenting this evening, <i>grandpa</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: I just hope it's not as lame as that death clock you presented last year. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Uh, last year, you say? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: That's right. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my! Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Hardly! We laughed until our teeth fell out. Come along, Cinnamon. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His fish follows him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, dear. I'll have to invent something new in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh, Professor...? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. A man on the stage demonstrates a helicopter hat. He turns a handle and flies away. The audience applauds.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Popeil</b>: Our last presentation comes from our oldest member, Professor Hubert Farnsworth. Professor? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A spotlight falls on Farnsworth. He scribbles something on a piece of paper.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Just a second, just a second. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Pencils down, prune-face. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth snarls and runs onto the stage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Uh, yes, here I am, OK, now, hello there. Now, we all know telescopes allow us to <i>see</i> distant objects. But what if we want to <i>smell</i> distant objects? Well now we can! Thanks to my new invention ... the Smellescope. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts a piece of paper on a projector. The audience starts talking.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Man</b>: Oh, I say! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: The odour travels past this coffee stain here, around the olive pit and into this cigar burn. And this appears to be a <i>doodle</i> of myself as a cowboy. <i>[The audience laughs.]</i> But the Smellescope is brilliant, I tell you! Think of the astronomical odours you'll smell thanks to me. <i>[The audience laughs again. Farnsworth wipes his brow with the paper.]</i> Oh, my! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts it back on the projector. It is smudged. The audience laughs again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: I've waited a hundred years for this, Farnsworth. I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-<i>minus</i>. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The audience laughs. Farnsworth walks off the stage.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Ron Popeil is back on the stage. A trophy is beside him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Popeil</b>: And now for the presentation of the award. Listen, folks, I'm practically giving this prize away to Dr. Wernstrom, for his fish thingy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Wernstrom picks up the trophy and shakes his fish's leg. Farnsworth, outside, sighs and walks away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry, Bender, Leela and Farnsworth sit around the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Perhaps 149 is just too old to be a scientist. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Yep! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: No, Professor, don't give up. There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up but I never did. Never! Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: By God, you're right! I'm going to build that Smellescope! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Attic Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Eureka! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry, Leela and Bender run in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Did you build the Smellescope? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sniffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Smells like strawberries. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Exactly! And now Saturn. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sniffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I don't get it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh. What's it called now? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: No, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here! <i>[He points the Smellescope around the sky and sniffs.]</i> Hmm. <i>[He sniffs again.]</i> Hmm. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sniffs again and starts gagging.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: What is it? <i>[He sniffs and reacts.]</i> Oh, jeez! Oh, man! Remarkable! A stench so foul it's right off the Funk-o-Meter. I dare say Fry may have discovered the smelliest object in the known universe. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Ooh! Ooh! Name it after me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela sniffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: I think it's moving. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Hmm. Perhaps the computer can calculate its trajectory. <i>[He clicks a few buttons.]</i> My God! Whatever it is, it's headed straight for us. With enough force to reduce this entire city to a stinky crater. We have less than 72 hours. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry, Leela and Bender gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, let's get looting! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He picks up a TV and runs out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The staff sit around the table looking at a hologram of the Earth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: So this thing's gonna destroy the whole city? <i>[A hologram of the object hits the hologram of the Earth with a splat.]</i> What the heck is it? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth taps a keyboard.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Ah! Just as I thought. The answer lies in this movie I found on the Internet. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He plays the movie. The New York skyline of 2000 is displayed on the screen, along with the title .]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Narrator</b>: [voice-over; in movie] New York City: The year 2000. The most wasteful society in the history of the galaxy and it was running out of places to empty its never-ending output of garbage. <i>[People throw black bags full of rubbish out of office windows and they are bulldozed away.]</i> The landfills were full. New Jersey was full. And so, under cover of darkness, the city put its garbage out to sea on the world's largest barge. <i>[A man unties a barge filled with garbage and pushes it away from the pier.]</i> The repulsive barge circled the oceans for 50 years but no country would accept it, not even that really filthy one. You know the one I mean. Finally, in 2052, the city used its mob connections to obtain a rocket and launch the garbage into outer space. Some experts claim the ball might return to Earth someday, but their concerns were dismissed as "depressing". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wow! You got that off the Internet? In my day the Internet was only used to download pornography. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Actually that's still true. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He resumes the movie.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Female Scientist</b>: [in movie] Now that the garbage is in space, doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Male Scientist</b>: [in movie] With gusto! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They both strip down to their underwear. Leela turns the lights back on. Fry groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: So that's the situation. Due to the short-sightedness of Old New York, <i>New</i> New York is going to be destroyed by a giant ball of garbage. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Fry, what the hell were you people thinking back then? How could you just throw your garbage away? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, gimmie a break! What do you do with it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: We recycle everything. Robots are made from old beer cans. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Yeah! And this beer can is made outta old robots. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: And that sandwich you're eating is made of old discarded sandwiches. <i>[Fry looks inside the sandwich and cringes.]</i> Nothing just gets thrown away. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: The future is disgusting. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Typical 20th century attitude. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey! You have no right to criticise the 20th century. We gave the world the lightbulb, the steamboat and the cotton gin. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Those things are all from the <i>19th</i> century. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Please! There's no time for this now. This is an emergency. We must warn the mayor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Citihall: Mayor's Office. The Mayor, a short balding man in a green suit, sits behind his desk.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Mayor_C._Randall_Poopenmeyer" title="Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer">Poopenmeyer</a></b>: Garbage ball, huh? That sounds serious. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Very serious, Mayor Poopenmeyer. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: I gotta be sure this isn't another scientific fraud like global warming or second-hand smoke. <i>[He presses the intercom.]</i> Send in my science advisor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Wernstrom.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Wernstrom! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Well, well, well! Come to present your latest napkin, Professor? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: No, I'm here because a giant trash ball is heading straight for us. Smell for yourself. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth wipes the Smellescope. Poopenmeyer sniffs and leaps back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Hey! Holy jeez! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: That smell could be anything; a faulty stench coil, some cheese on the lens, who knows? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A woman walks in with a cassette player.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Woman</b>: Mr. Mayor, we just got this transmission from Neptune. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Man</b>: [on tape] Giant ... garbage ball ... <i>[A gasp.]</i> ... passed close by ... horrible stench. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gags.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Woman</b>: The transmission cuts out there, sir. <i>[The voice chokes again.]</i> No, I, guess it keeps going. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[There is another gag and the message cuts out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Woman</b>: There we go. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: My God! The senile old man is right. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Do you mean him or me? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Him! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at Farnsworth. Wernstrom grumbles.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New New York City Street. People crowd around a shop watching TV's through the window. On the TV, two newscasters present a report on "Root"2 News. One is a blonde human woman wearing a pink suit and the other is an alien that looks like one from </i>This Island Earth<i>. He has a huge green head with veins poking out of it and big eyes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Linda" title="Linda">Linda</a></b>: [on TV] Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Morbo" title="Morbo">Morbo</a></b>: [on TV] Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Linda</b>: [on TV] Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Morbo</b>: [on TV] Morbo agrees! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They both laugh.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Citihall: Mayor's Office. A large hologram of the garbage ball is projected in the middle of the room. A military man is there with the others.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Can't we just shoot a missile at it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Military Man</b>: We've simulated that on a supercomputer but the ball is just too damn gooey. A missile would go right through it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The hologram shows a missile squelching through the garbage ball.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: But suppose we send a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The simulation explodes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Military Man</b>: In theory, it could work. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Uh, in theory, perhaps. But you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth smiles and looks at his crew.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Oh, crap! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. The crew are assembled in front of the ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Now, you'll only have one chance to destroy the ball. After that, it will be so close to Earth that blowing it up would cause garbage to rain over the entire planet, killing billions. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [ironic] Oh, boo-hoo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Now here's the bomb I've prepared. Once you activate it, you'll have 25 minutes to get away. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: That's all? But-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Now, now, there'll be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crew suit up in red spacesuits and walk towards the ship. Fry and Leela carry their helmets under their arms and Bender carries his head under his.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship clears the atmosphere and flies towards the garbage ball. It looks like the asteroid from </i>Armageddon<i>.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Odour at magnitude 8. <i>[The ship shakes.]</i> Magnitude 12. <i>[The ship shakes.]</i> Magnitude 31. <i>[The ship shakes.]</i> We're breaking up. Turn on the anti-smell device. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The sound of an air freshener goes off and the ship stops shaking.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hmm, sporty! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Garbage Ball Surface. The ship cruises in and lands. The steps go down, the door opens and the crew look around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Look at all this filth. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: It's not filth. It's a glorious monument to the achievements of the 20th century. <i>[He picks up something.]</i> Look! A real Beanie Baby. <i>[He picks up something else.]</i> Oh! A Mr. Spock collector's plate! <i>[He sees something and gasps.]</i> Some Bart Simpson dolls! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs over to a pile of them. Bender picks one up and pulls the string.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bart_Simpson_doll" title="Bart Simpson doll">Doll</a></b>: Eat my shorts! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: OK <i>[He eats the shorts.]</i> [´ la Homer Simpson] Mmm! Shorts! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Fry, this stuff was garbage when it was new. Let's blow it up already! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: This junk isn't garbage! I can dig in any random pile and find something great. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He digs in a pile and comes out with a six pack holder around his neck, like a seagull. Leela cuts him free.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [gasping] Alright, let's get to work. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The crew walk across the surface, reading a map.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Let's see. If that's Hypodermic Ridge then the bomb must go right here. <i>[She puts the bomb in the ground.]</i> Get ready to run. We've got 25 minutes. <i>[She presses the button and the timer changes to 15:00.]</i> Uh, 15 minutes. <i>[The timer changes again to 05:00.]</i> 5 minutes. <i>[The timer changes again to a very odd number.]</i> "6h" minutes? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender pulls the bomb out of the ground and turns it over.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: There's your problem. The Professor put the counter on upside-down. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: That idiot! It wasn't set for 25 minutes, it was set for 52 seconds. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: We're gonna die! (calmly) Right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Right! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry screams again.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The timer is at 19 seconds. Bender screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: It's gonna blow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He throws it to Fry. Fry throws it back. Bender throws it at Leela and it hits her helmet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hey, watch it! You'll put somebody's eye out! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: OK, OK, keep your space pants on. I'll take care of this. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender throws the bomb into space but it hits a passing comet and bounces back into his hands. He throws it up again and it explodes. The crew sigh with relief.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: We're saved! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Yeah, but this garbage ball's unstoppable now. New New York is done for. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They watch as the garbage ball moves closer to Earth. Bender scratches his butt.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Planet Express. A crowd of people stand on the street with a banner saying "Welcome Home Heroes" with "Heroes" crossed out and replaced with "Losers".]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Citihall: Mayor's Office.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Linda</b>: [on TV] All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Morbo and Linda chuckle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Morbo</b>: [on TV] Kittens give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny, inferior brain. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, how could I have put that bomb timer on upside-down? I could swear I followed the manual precisely. <i>[He pulls out the manual from his coat. It is upside-down.]</i> I'm a dried up husk of a scientist. This is all my fault. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: No, it's my fault too. I'm sure I threw out more than my share of that trash up there. Also, one month my toilet broke and it just went straight in the garbage can. <i>[Poopenmeyer cringes.]</i> Leela was right. The people of the 20th century were idiotic slobs. Especially me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Enough! You all failed miserably. It's time to put a real scientist in charge. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Wernstrom.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Wernstrom! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: The very same. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Of course. But it'll cost you. First I'll need tenure. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Done. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: And a big research grant. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: You got it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: Also, access to a lab and five graduate students, at least three of them Chinese. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Um, alright done. What's your plan? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: What plan? I'm set for life! <i>Au revoir</i>, suckers! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: That rat! Do something! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: I wish I could but he's got tenure! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New New York City Street. People stop and stare into the sky as a hamburger and other pieces of garbage smash through buildings. A fish skeleton falls in front of Zoidberg. He checks to see no one is looking and eats it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Citihall: Mayor's Office. A pizza slice splats against the window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: It's time to take action. <i>[He presses the intercom.]</i> Stephanie, cancel the maid for today. Have her come tomorrow. <i>[He leans back into his chair.]</i> Well, I'm out of ideas. Anyone? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Wait! If we could build an object the exact size, density and consistency of the garbage ball, it might just knock the ball away without smashing it to bits. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: But where can we find a substance the exact density and consistency as garbage? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Alas, I don't know. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Uh, what about garbage? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Good Lord! A second ball of garbage! That just might work! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: But garbage isn't something you just find lying in the streets of Manhattan. This city's been garbage-free for 500 years! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Then it's time to make some more. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Make garbage? But how? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Stand back and watch the master! This Slurm can. <i>[He knocks it on the floor.]</i> Now it's garbage. These papers. <i>[He sweeps them off the desk with his hands.]</i> Garbage. This picture of your wife. <i>[He drops it on the floor and the frame smashes.]</i> Pure garbage. Now you try it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Poopenmeyer picks up a pencil and drops it on the floor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: By God, I think the boy's got something. Come on, everyone! The fate of the city is at stake! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns a chair on its side.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Good! <i>[He turns to Leela.]</i> Don't finish that cruller, throw it away <i>[Leela throws it on the floor.]</i> Bender. Drink that beer and drop the bottle on the ground. <i>[Bender throws the bottle on the floor.]</i> Very nice. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Get that robot some more beer! <i>[Bender smiles.]</i> We've trashed this room but that's just the start. We've got to get Fry's message to the people. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Woman's Kitchen. Fry is on TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [on TV] People of New New York, take a lesson from the 20th century. Stop all this pain-in-the-ass recycling and throw your garbage on the floor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The woman scrapes her food onto the floor.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Man's Living Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [on TV] Go ahead. Just chuck it any old place like I used to. Your city is counting on you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The man empties the contents of his cat's litter tray out of the window.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Printing Press. The newspapers are printed with the headline "City Urged To Litter!" and the conveyor belt dumps them outside the building.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Printing Press. They land in a heap and are bulldozed away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Launch Pad. The new garbage ball has been stuck on top of a rocket.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: If my calculations are correct, this garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: And if my calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs then realises what he's said.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: Alright, places everyone. Prepare for launch. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth counts down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Five, four, three, two, three, four, five, six... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [whispering] Just fire the damn thing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry tries to push the button but misses it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oops! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pushes it again. The rocket takes off and heads towards the other garbage ball. Fry's heart beats. Farnsworth's heart beats, but a lot slower than Fry's. Bender's "heart" beats like a drum.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: In space, the new garbage ball hits the old one and knocks it away from the Earth. It slingshots around several planets and flies into the sun]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Launch Pad. Farnsworth sniffs through the Smellescope.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Burning garbage! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: It worked! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Everyone except Wernstrom cheers.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Citihall. The Mayor and the Planet Express crew stand on the steps. Poopenmeyer makes a speech.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you, Professor Farnsworth. I now present you with the Academy prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a jackass. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Farnsworth the trophy.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Yes! In your face, Wernstrom! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Wernstrom</b>: I'll get you, Farnsworth. Even if it takes me another hundred years. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He and his five graduate students, three of them Chinese, shake their fists.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Poopenmeyer</b>: And, Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well. If not for your 20th century garbage-making skills, we'd all be buried under 20th century garbage. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crowd cheers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Should we really be celebrating? I mean, what if the second garbage ball returns to Earth like the first one did? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Who cares? That won't be for hundreds of years. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: Exactly! It's none of our concern. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: That's the 20th century spirit! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He and Farnsworth hold the award up and the crowd cheers and applauds.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits. from the film plays over them.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-9775119568438042952010-08-31T11:39:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.750-07:00beastie boys<dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Condemned By The Space Pope.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Madison Cube Garden. Fry, Leela and Bender sit waiting for a Beastie Boys gig to begin.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: This is awesome! I've been waiting a thousand years to see a Beastie Boys show. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Can I get anybody a beer? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Sure! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender opens his chest cabinet and uses his antenna to pump some beer into a cup. He hands it to Fry and Fry takes a gulp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Announcer</b>: [on loudspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some old, old, incredibly old school beats: The Beastie Boys! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Scruffy wheels the Beastie Boys' heads in jars onto the stage. The crowd cheers. Some guys in black suits grab the jars and dance around. The Beastie Boys perform </i>Intergalactic<i>.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Beastie_Boys" title="Beastie Boys">Beastie Boys</a></b>: [singing] Well now don't you tell to smile,<br />You stick around,,<br />I'll make it worth your while<br />Got numbers beyond what you can dial,<br />Maybe it's because I'm so versatile,<br />Style profile I said,<br />It always brings me back when I hear <i>Wu Child</i>... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela looks at her wrist machine.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry is standing away from them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Will you guys shut up! I'm trying to look cool. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He attempts to dance.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Beastie Boys</b>: [singing] ...known for the Flintstone Flop<br />Tammy D gettin' biz on the crop,<br />Beastie Boys know to let the beat... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mike</b>: <i>Drop</i>! <i>[His dancer drops him and his head flies off the stage. The crowd pass him over them.]</i> Ow! How's it going? <i>[They pass him again.]</i> Enjoying the show? Ow! <i>[They pass him again and he disappears into the crowd.]</i> <i>[shouting]</i> Don't forget to pick up a T-shirt! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wow! An old-fashioned mosh pit! Come on, guys. Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999 ... again. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Beastie Boys perform </i>Super Disco Breakin<i>.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Beastie Boys</b>: [singing] Well it's 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on<br />I move the crowd to the break of break of dawn... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Bender get into the mosh pit. Leela gets bumped around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Ow! Hey, watch it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She elbows someone in the face, kicks someone else, punches someone else the does a full circle flying kick and knocks everyone around her over.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The crowd are back in their seats.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Man, these guys rock harder than ever! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Beastie Boys sing </i>Sabotage<i> a cappella.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Mike</b>: [singing] Oh, my... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>MCA</b>: [singing] It's a mirage... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Ad-Rock</b>: [singing] Tellin' you all it's a... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Beastie Boys</b>: [singing] Sabotage! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Ad-Rock</b>: [singing] Sabotage, yeah! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Mike</b>: Peace, we out! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crowd cheers and the Beastie Boys are wheeled out. Fry cheers. A Fender amplifier recognises Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Fender" title="Fender">Fender</a></b>: Hey, Bender! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey, Fender! Man, I haven't seen you since high school. You still workin' at Jack In The Box? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: Not anymore, baby. I'm with the band! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Backstage. The Beastie Boys get head massages.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Mike</b>: Aw! Oh, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Fender, Bender, Fry and Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: Hey, fellas, hey. I want you to meet my friends, Bender, Fry and Leela. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Ad-Rock</b>: Y'know, we're really not that interested in meeting them. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wow! I love you guys! Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Ad-Rock</b>: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Cool! Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fender turns his volume down and turns to Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: [whispering] Hey, Bender, why don't we ditch these organ sacks and hit the real party? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Count me in! I'm gonna drink till I reboot! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Room. Fender presses a button, a door slides open and in the room are three robots hooked up to a machine which discharges electricity. It shocks them and they groan.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: Don't be a drag, man. We're jacking on! <i>[He plugs himself into the machine and shocks himself.]</i> Aw, yeah! <i>[He takes the plug out and offers it to Bender.]</i> Wanna jolt? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Uh, hey, I'm no square but isn't that counter-indicated by my operations manual? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The other robots laugh.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot</b>: Counter indicated! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: Come on, Bender, grab a jack. I told these guys you were cool. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, if jacking on'll make strangers think I'm cool, I'll do it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes the plug and sticks it in his head. He goes crazy and starts to hallucinate. Sitar music plays. He falls onto a circuit board. Then he flies around a molecule and eats the electrons. He eats the proton and starts giggling. He dances with an electric eel. Fender takes the plug out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fender</b>: Easy, baby. You don't wanna get hooked on this stuff. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Eh, no need to worry. I don't have an addictive personality. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He smokes a cigar, gulps down some beer and jacks on again.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New New York City Street. Fry and Bender walk around a slum. Hobos sleep in the travel tubes and windows are boarded up. Bender wears shades.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Hey, uh, Bender? What are we doing in this bad neighbourhood? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Shut up, square! <i>[Bender walks off the street down into a place called Sparky's Den. His shades fall off. His eyes are blue and electrified.]</i> I'll just be a minute! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry leans against a lamppost and whistles.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Three hours later Bender comes out. He groans and can't walk properly. He falls over, rolls off the pavement and lands face down in the gutter. A Preacherbot rolls by and sees him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Preacherbot" title="Preacherbot">Preacherbot</a></b>: Wretched sinner unit! The path to robot heaven lies here ... <i>[He takes out a 3.5" disk.]</i> ... in the Good Book 3.0. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Preacherbot tuts and leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Who was that guy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Your mama! Now shut up and drag me to work! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry drags Bender by his legs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Hermes addresses the staff with a chart.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Our electric bill's climbing faster than a green snake up a sugar cane. Obviously someone round been wastin' a whole heap a juice! Probably <i>you</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at Zoidberg.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: Me? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Fry and Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Good morning, Bender. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: None of your business! Get off my back! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs into the restroom.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: What's his problem? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: If I didn't know better I'd almost think he was abusing electricity. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Bender? No way! <i>[The lights dim.]</i> I definitely would've noticed something. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela gets up and knocks on the restroom door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [from inside] No! Don't come in! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Farnsworth with a box.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Good news, everyone! Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas to Sicily 8, the Mob Planet! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender returns.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Alright, let's get to work! I'll be out in a second. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs back into the bathroom.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit. The crew have made the delivery and are returning to Earth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: I know Big Vinnie said he was giving me the kiss of death but I still think he was gay. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Did he use his tongue? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: A little. <i>[Leela cringes. Bender sits in the corner chewing his fingers.]</i> You OK, Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: None of your business! Get off my back! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh-oh. There seems to be some sort of electrical disturbance in the Coalsack Nebula. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: A <i>what</i> kind of disturbance? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Electrical. Anyway, it's going to take some careful piloting to avoid it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender sneaks out of the cockpit.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Ship. Bender opens the door and steps out. He edges his way around to the engines and pushes them so the ship flies straight towards the nebula. He laughs insanely.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Leela struggles with the controls.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: We're out of control. We're heading straight into the electric field! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: What's happening? I-I feel weird! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The electricity has given him an afro.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Ship. Bender stands on top of it in front of the gun turret, waving his arms.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Gimmie all the juice you got! <i>[Lightning strikes Bender's antenna and he jitters. Another bolt strikes him and a third. His legs melt.]</i> Oh, mama! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. Bender sits atop the ship, melted to it. Amy drills him off with a jackhammer. He slides down the front of the ship and lands on the floor. Farnsworth, Leela and Hermes stare at him. Bender looks up at them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: What? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Bender has been repaired and a crate of spare robot legs and thighs is next to the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: In fact, that's why we loved you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs and then he sold me my mom's VCR and then later I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You're right. I'm a lost cause. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New New York City Street. Bender passes Sparky's Den. He hears an organ play behind him and looks across the street to the Temple of Robotology.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Maybe there's another way. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Temple of Robotology Roof. Bender plugs himself into the neon sign and jacks on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff. <i>[The sign short circuits. Bender unplugs himself and cries.]</i> <i>[crying]</i> What am I doing? What have I become? Huh? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks down though the roof and sees a sermon.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Temple of Robotology.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: I see a lot of fancy robots here today, made of real <i>shiny</i> metal. But that don't impress the Robot Devil, no, sir! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vergerbot</b>: No, sir! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: 'Cause if you're a sinner, he's gonna plug his infernal modem in the wall, belchin' smoke and flame. And he's gonna download you straight to Robot Hell! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Vergerbot</b>: Straight to hell! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: So I ask you: Who will stand up and be saved? Who? Who? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The glass roof gives way and Bender falls through and lands in front of Preacherbot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [weakly] Me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Hermes addresses the crew.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: And as a further cost-cutting measure, I have eliminated the salt-water cooler. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: This is a witch hunt! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Bender wearing a bow tie.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] Oh, what a beautiful morning,<br />Oh what a beautiful day!<br />(talking) Greetings, friends. Don't we all look nice today? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Great! He's whacked out on electricity again. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: No, I'm whacked out on life. My friends, I found religion. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crew stare, shocked.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Religion? Is this another scam to get free yarmulkes? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Give him a break, Fry. If this helps Bender clean up his act then I think we should be supportive. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: [simultaneous] Yes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Amy</b>: [simultaneous] Oh, yeah. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: [simultaneous] Oh, yes! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Zoidberg</b>: [simultaneous] Oh, yeah. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Wonderful. Then you'll all come to my exceedingly long, un-air-conditioned baptism ceremony! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The staff murmur.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Temple of Robotology.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: We are gathered here today to deliver brother Bender from the cold, steel grip of the Robot Devil unto the cold, steel bosom of our congregation. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot #2</b>: Tell it, Preacher! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot #3</b>: That equals true. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: Brother Bender, do you accept the principles of Robotology on pain of eternal damnation in Robot Hell? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Yes, I do. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Preacherbot</b>: Then I will now baptise you. <i>[A keyboard appear from his waist.]</i> Press any key to continue. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender presses a button and he is lifted and baptised in a barrel of High Viscosity Baptismal Oil. Preacherbot welds the symbol of Robotology, a resistor symbol, to Bender's chest.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Uh, while you're at it, could you touch up this seam? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He raises his arm. Preacherbot welds the seam. Bender giggles.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Elzar's Fine Cuisine. The crew are dressed up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: This is unbelievable. The old Bender never would have taken us out to dinner. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: The old Bender's gone. He won't trouble you anymore. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Waiter</b>: Would <i>monsieur</i> care to see the wine list? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender shreds the wine list and hands it back to the waiter.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: No poison for us, thanks. I'll stick with good old mineral oil. <i>[He drinks the oil.]</i> Ah! Functional! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The food arrives.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Hermes</b>: Mon, I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say Robot Grace? <i>[The staff grumble. Bender closes his eyes.]</i> In the name of all that is good and logical we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic: 1000101010101... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The staff have given up praying and anxiously wait for Bender to finish.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: ...0010110012. Amen. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Does that mean we can eat now? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Yes. <i>[The crew tuck in.]</i> But first, since I love you all so much, I'd like to give everyone hugs. Come here, Fry! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Oh, uh, but I don't want to. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender hugs Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Mmm! Mmm! Fry, you're my friend! <i>[Fry, unsure, pats Bender on the back. Bender stands up again.]</i> Come on, everyone line up for a hug. Let's tear down some emotional walls. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The others edge their seats away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. Bender sticks something to the ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What are you doing to my ship? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Sanctifying it! <i>[Leela sighs. Bender has stuck on a robot version of the Ichthus.]</i> There! That ought to convert a few tailgaters. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Bender's stupid religion is driving me nuts. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Amen. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Farnsworth</b>: If only he had joined a mainstream religion like Oprah-ism or Voodoo. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: We've got to get the old Bender back. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: And I think I know a way to do it. We have to reacquaint him with a little thing called "sleaze". <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Atlantic City Street. The ship lands in a car park.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The crew have taken Nibbler with them and they walk down the street.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I can't believe somebody hired an interstellar spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. What are we delivering anyway? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Uh, this. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls some mints out of his pocket.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Where are we delivering it to? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh, here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She takes the mints and puts them in a mailbox.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Another job well done. Now back to the office for an enjoyable evening of fasting and repentance. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Bender. So long as we're here why don't we take in some <i>exotic dancing</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hey, great idea! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender turns around. He is standing outside a club called "Power Strip". He gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: But ... those girls don't wear cases. You can see their bare circuits. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Come on, it'll be fun! Maybe we could even drink a little <i>fortified wine</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: What? Drinking wine is a sin. Even if it is deliciously fortified. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hey, Bender, look at that woman's purse. It's hanging by a spaghetti strand. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender zooms in but pushes his eyes back in again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Thou shalt not snatch. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: And there's Hookerbot 5000. She's got a heart of solid gold! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hookerbot</b>: Hey, sailing unit! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Stop tempting me! For once in my life I have inner peace. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Pfft! That's for losers. C'mon, sin your heart out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Go nuts. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Hookerbot</b>: Live a little. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Woman</b>: Could you hold my purse for a minute? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Go for it, Bender. You know you wanna! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Power Strip. Bender dances with the Stripperbots and laughs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I'm the greatest. <i>[He opens the woman's purse and throws money into the air.]</i> Woo-hoo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Look's like we got the old Bender back! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: You know it, pork pie! Except for one thing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rips the Robotology symbol off his chest and throws it over his shoulder. It sinks into a bowl of something and beeps and glows.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trump Trapezoid. Bender entertains three Fembots in the Jacuzzi of his hotel room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Y'know, as a major Hollywood director, I'll be holding auditions tonight for my next movie. And even though you're all young and naive, I think you might just have what it takes. <i>[The Fembots laugh. There is a knock at the door.]</i> Hey! I'm trying to score here! Can't you read the "Do Not Disturb" sign? <i>[He wraps a towel around his waist and opens the door. A red glows comes from the corridor. Bender gasps.]</i> No! No! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A pitchfork comes through the door and knocks him out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Hell. Bender awakens face-to-face with a large red robot with a tail and horns.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Devil" title="Robot Devil">Robot Devil</a></b>: Greetings, Bender! Welcome to Robot Hell. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender screams.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trump Trapezoid. The next day, Fry and Leela stand in Bender's room. There are scorch marks where Bender fell and he has been dragged out of the room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: What in hell happened to Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Well he didn't check out. The ashtray's still here. <i>[Nibbler yelps.]</i> Look, Nibbler's caught the scent of vodka and motor oil! Go, boy. Follow that stench. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The run out of the room.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Hell Tunnel. Bender is chained to a cart and the Robot Devil stands behind him with a whip. The cart rolls down a track.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I'm hallucinating this, right? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Robot Devil whips him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: No, Bender. Robot Hell is quite real. Here's our brochure. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Bender a brochure entitled </i>Hell Is Other Robots<i>.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: But I don't belong here. I don't like things that are scary and painful. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Sorry, Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin you go to Robot Hel, for all eternity. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Aw, hell-- I mean "heck"! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: It's alright, you can say that here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Reckless Ted's Funland. Fry and Leela look up at the sign.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wait! I remember this place. They shut it down after all those people caught salmonella from the flume ride. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Nibbler leads Fry and Leela to a ride called The Inferno.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: The Inferno. They open the door and look around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hmm. Look! It's the symbol of Bender's old religion. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry presses the symbol and the crazy mirror beside it slides upwards. Behind it is Robot Hell.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Unbelievable. It's an actual, factual Robot Hell. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Actually-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A trap door opens beneath them and Nibbler watches them disappear down a twisting fun slide. They scream as they fall.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Hell: Level 1.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: We know <i>all</i> your sins, Bender. And for each one we've prepared an agonising and ironic punishment. Gentlemen? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A band of Hellbots start to play.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He lights a cigar but the Robot Devil takes it from him and stubs it out on his chest. Two Hellbots throw him a hat and cane.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Cigars are evil,<br />You won't miss 'em,<br />We'll find ways to simulate that smell,<br />What a sorry fella,<br />Rolled up and smoked like a panetela,<br />Here on level one of Robot Hell! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender falls through a trapdoor.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Robot Hell: Level 2. He lands next to a card table. He picks the cards up and takes one from his chest cabinet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,<br />So is forging phoney IOU's,<br />Let's let Lady Luck decide,<br />What type of torture's justified,<br />I'm pit boss here on level two! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [talking] Ooh! Deep-fried robot! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] Just tell me why. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] There must be robots worse than I. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] We've checked around, there really aren't. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] Then please let me explain,<br />My crimes were merely boy-ish pranks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: [singing] Ah, don't blame me,<br />Blame my upbringing! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He steals the Robot Devil's wallet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Please stop sinning while I'm singing! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls Bender's arm off and kicks him through a hole.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Robot Hell: Level 5. Bender lands in front of the Beastie Boys. The Robot Devil picks Bender up by the leg and shakes him. CDs fall out of his chest cabinet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Selling bootleg tapes is wrong,<br />Musicians need that income to survive. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Beastie Boys</b>: [singing] Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise,<br />With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!<br />That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Robot Hell Slide. Fry and Leela slide further down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [singing] I don't feel well. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [singing] It's up to us to rescue him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [singing] Maybe he likes it here in Hell. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [singing] It's us who tempted him to sin. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [singing] Maybe he's back at the motel. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [singing] Come on, Fry, don't be scared,<br />I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,<br />So just sit back, enjoy the ride. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [singing] My ass has blisters from the slide. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Elevator. Bender and the Robot Devil plunge into Hell. The Robot Devil takes stuff out of Bender's chest cabinet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [singing] Fencing diamonds,<br />Fixing cockfights,<br />Publishing indecent magazines, <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He kicks Bender out of the elevator.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: You'll pay for every crime,<br />Knee-deep in electric slime,<br />You'll suffer till the end of time,<br />Enduring torture's, most of which rhyme,<br />Trapped forever here in Robot Hell! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The music ends and the show finishes with a fireworks display.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: [talking] Of course, that's just for starters. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Leela fall from the slide screaming and land behind the Robot Devil. They see him and gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Bender, are you alright? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: No! Oh, they're tormenting me with up-tempo singing and dancing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Alright, Beelzebot, what'll it take to get our friend back? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Sorry, but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing I can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry takes the pen but Leela stops him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Wait. What fiddle contest? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Well it's mostly for show. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He picks up the fiddle and it glints in the light.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [whispering] Do you know how to play the fiddle? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: [whispering] No. Do you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: [whispering] No, but I used to play the drums. They're sorta similar. <i>[talking]</i> What happens if we lose? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: You'll only win a smaller, silver fiddle. Also I guess I'll kill one of you, uh, him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at Fry. Fry gulps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: We'll do it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Very well, then. Beat this. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He plays a tune and uses his tail as an extra arm.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Well, we're boned. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Your turn. <i>[He hands the violin to Leela. She plays awfully. Fry and Bender cringe.]</i> Ha! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Time for the drum solo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She beats the Robot Devil over the head with the violin and he squeals like a little girl.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Run! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They do. Hellbots and flying bugbots chase them. The bugbots shoot laser rings at them. Bender pulls a pair of wings off a bugbot and flies in and grabs Fry and Leela who are swarmed by a crowd of Hellbots with pitchforks. Bender ascends and heads for small hole in the roof.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Robot Devil</b>: Stop them! They cheated! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A bugbot shoots three laser rings at the trio. Two miss but one catches on Bender's antenna, forming a halo. The </i>Hallelujah<i> chorus plays and they get closer to the hole. Hellbots pull chains to close the hole.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Hurry, Bender! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I could if you'd drop the stupid gold violin! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Oh, sorry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She drops it. It hits Beezlebot on the head. He squeals and Fry, Leela and Bender escape through the hole.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside The Inferno. They cheer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: Don't worry, guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Leela</b>: Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <b>Bender</b>: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Fry</b>: Good old Bender! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Closing Credits. The Beastie Boys perform a remix of the theme over clips from the episode.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <b>Beastie Boys</b>: Yeah, yeah! This one goes out to my man, Bender,<br />Sending this one out, special dedication,<br />To all my peoples in the robot homeworld,<br />Yeah, yeah! Big up with the Professor,<br />My man, Dr. Zoidberg,<br />I'd like to shout out-- a personal shout out to Leela,<br />Fry! My man, Bender,<br />Nibber, Nibbler, in the house,<br />Big shout out to all <i>Futurama</i>! <br /></div>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-10139615917888536712010-08-31T00:23:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.759-07:00robot wash<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Robot Wash. Bender inserts a coin and chooses his wash program from "regular", "deluxe" and "sub-standard". He selects "deluxe" and steps onto a conveyor belt. It moves forward and Rose Royce's </i>Car Wash<i> plays. Bender pushes down his antenna and sings his own words.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:16)<span id="time-00-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-00-16">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: [singing] Going through the 'bot wash! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Robot Wash.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:20)<span id="time-00-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-00-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [singing] Goin' through the robot wash!<br />C'mon, y'all and sing it with me,<br />'Bot wash! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,<br />'Bot wash, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A machine blow dries him. He sees an undercoating machine and puts a quarter in. The machine clamps around his legs and he is in ecstasy as the machine does the undercoating.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Robot Wash. He comes out the other side of the Robot Wash and it hangs a pine tree air freshener around his neck. He turns round and admires his shiny metal ass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:45)<span id="time-00-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-00-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Ah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Thunder rumbles in the sky and a downpour begins. He groans.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Presented in Doublevision Doublevision (Where Drunk)]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Bender sits down to watch </i>Essence of Elzar<i>, a cooking show presented by Neptunian chef Elzar and a not-so-subtle parody of </i>Essence of Emeril<i>. Elzar has black hair, purple skin and four arms.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:24)<span id="time-01-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-01-24">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Elzar" title="Elzar">Elzar</a></b>: [on TV] Hey, I'm Elzar! Welcome to the show! You know, you don't have to drive all the way to Neptune for great Neptunian food. Today we're gonna kick it up a notch as I show you how to fricassee a mouth-watering Neptunian slug. <i>[He hoots and turns on the oven.]</i> Now, while you grease the pan and preheat your oven to 3500 degrees, you're gonna separate the yolk from your genetically-enhanced eggplant and then give the whole thing a good blast from your spice weasel. <i>Bam</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Fry and Leela. Leela wears a green top instead of her usual white one.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:51)<span id="time-01-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-01-51">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Hey, what you watching? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender quickly turns off the TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:52)<span id="time-01-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-01-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Uh, nothing! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:53)<span id="time-01-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-01-53">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Is that a cooking show? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:54)<span id="time-01-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-01-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No, of course not! It was ... uh ... porno! Yeah, that's it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela turns the TV back on and sees the programme.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:01)<span id="time-02-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Bender! I didn't know you liked cooking! That's so cute! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:04)<span id="time-02-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [ashamed] Oh, it's true! I've been hiding it for so long. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:08)<span id="time-02-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's OK, Bender. I like cooking too. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:11)<span id="time-02-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [whispering] Pansy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:12)<span id="time-02-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Elzar</b>: [on TV] Of course, your most important ingredient is this baby right here: The Neptunian slug. You can get it in a can but to really do things right you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one. <i>[He pulls the slug out of it's box and it grows rapidly.]</i> Now this is why you gotta use cast-iron cookware. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hits the slug between it's eye stalks with a frying pan. Bender watches and is spooked when something that we don't see happens.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hermes' Office. Outside of the office, a sign flashes indicating there is a "chewing out" in progress.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:37)<span id="time-02-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-37">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Bender, man. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:43)<span id="time-02-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You call that a couch? I demand a pillow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:46)<span id="time-02-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: I'm sorry but if you want to continue drawing a salary you gotta do more than watch the cooking shows all day. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:51)<span id="time-02-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hmm. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rubs his chin.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Leela and Fry sit at the table while Bender stands next to it wearing a chef's hat and an apron.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:53)<span id="time-02-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: <i>You're</i> gonna be the ships cook? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:55)<span id="time-02-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah! We're gonna kick it up a notch. Bam! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:57)<span id="time-02-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-02-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I know you like cooking shows but you're a robot, you don't even have a sense of taste. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:02)<span id="time-03-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:06)<span id="time-03-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Bam! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Little Neptune Street. Fry, Leela and Bender walk.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:11)<span id="time-03-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So this is Little Neptune? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:13)<span id="time-03-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yep. Every chef knows that this is the place to get exotic gourmet ingredients. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:18)<span id="time-03-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Among other things. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[In an alleyway, a crack addict stands in front of what looks like a normal vending machine but is actually a crack dispenser. He inserts a coin and the machine starts twisting a tube of crack out but it jams. The crack addict starts clawing the glass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:26)<span id="time-03-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-26">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Crack_Addict" title="Crack Addict">Crack Addict</a></b>: Come on, man! Don't hold out on me like this! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry walks past a man who wears a long coat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:31)<span id="time-03-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-31">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Organ_Dealer" title="Organ Dealer">Organ Dealer</a></b>: Psst! You want to buy organ? <i>[He opens his coat to reveal human organs pinned to the inside like knock-off watches.]</i> Fresh and cheap. Ready for transplant! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:35)<span id="time-03-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [pointing] Ooh! What's this? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:36)<span id="time-03-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Organ Dealer</b>: Ah! Is X-Ray eyes. See through <i>anything</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry reads the label.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:40)<span id="time-03-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait a minute! This says <i>Z</i>-Ray. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:42)<span id="time-03-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Organ Dealer</b>: Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:46)<span id="time-03-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hmm, I can see where that would be an advantage. Do you take cash? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes out his wallet but Leela quickly pulls him away and they carry on walking.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:50)<span id="time-03-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, you have to be more careful. We're not in the 20th century. You don't know how things work here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:56)<span id="time-03-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-03-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm not a little kid, Leela. I grew up in this city. These are my people. <i>[He waves to an alien.]</i> What up? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:01)<span id="time-04-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Alien</b>: Word! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:02)<span id="time-04-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: See? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Little Neptune Market. The trio look around at what is on offer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:04)<span id="time-04-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! You guys sell every kind of meat here except human! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:07)<span id="time-04-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Neptunian Salesman #1</b>: What? You want human? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[In an aisle, Leela picks up a jar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:09)<span id="time-04-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What's this spice for? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:11)<span id="time-04-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Neptunian Salesman #2</b>: That's powdered swamp root. Makes you irresistible to the opposite sex. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:14)<span id="time-04-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, that's ridiculous! (whispering) I'll take two pounds! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[At the meat counter, Bender looks at tubbed slug and I Can't Believe It's Not Slug. He looks up at the salesman.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:22)<span id="time-04-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:25)<span id="time-04-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Neptunian Salesman #1</b>: Yellow or purple? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:26)<span id="time-04-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Whatever. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:27)<span id="time-04-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Neptunian Salesman #1</b>: The purple one causes terrible nightmare-ish diarrhoea. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:29)<span id="time-04-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, yeah. Either one's fine. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:32)<span id="time-04-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hey, have you seen Fry? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Little Neptune Street. Fry is back with the organ dealer in the alley.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:34)<span id="time-04-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:39)<span id="time-04-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Organ Dealer</b>: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:43)<span id="time-04-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Can't imagine why I would. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:45)<span id="time-04-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Organ Dealer</b>: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week. <i>[Fry lies on the table.]</i> (shouting) Nurse! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A large man comes over and holds down Fry's arms.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:54)<span id="time-04-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nurse</b>: Let's do it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:56)<span id="time-04-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-04-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Organ Dealer</b>: You may feel small pain-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela punches him in the face and he falls over. Then she kicks the nurse to the floor. The organ dealer runs away down the alley and throws his scalpel back at Leela. She dives out of the way and it flies into Bender's chest cabinet. He closes the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:04)<span id="time-05-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Thank you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry sits at the table while Leela scolds him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:07)<span id="time-05-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What the hell were you doing? I warned you to stay away from those guys. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:10)<span id="time-05-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm capable of making my own decisions, Leela. Did you ever stop to think I might be happier with gills? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Farnsworth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:16)<span id="time-05-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-16">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Good news, everyone-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:17)<span id="time-05-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:19)<span id="time-05-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:22)<span id="time-05-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Here it comes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:23)<span id="time-05-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:28)<span id="time-05-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Thank you, and goodnight. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:29)<span id="time-05-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh, Professor, are we even <i>allowed</i> in the Forbidden Zone? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Why, of course! It's just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:42)<span id="time-05-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh, Professor-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:43)<span id="time-05-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Off you go. Pleasant trip! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit. Zoidberg and Amy join the crew for the mission. Bender is not with them. Fry leans back on his chair and shouts down a hole in the floor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:50)<span id="time-05-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [shouting] Hey, Bender, how's dinner coming? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:52)<span id="time-05-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-05-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [shouting; from galley] Almost ready! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Galley. Bender wears his chef's hat and a new apron which has "To Serve Man" printed on it. He takes the Neptunian slug out of a pot of boiling water, puts it on a plate and puts an apple in it's mouth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:00)<span id="time-06-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Now for a dash of salt! <i>[He coats the slug in salt and it starts to shrivel up.]</i> Uh-oh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Mess. The crew sit around a long table. Bender carves the tiny, deflated slug. Leela leans in to the rest of the crew.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:12)<span id="time-06-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [whispering] Listen, this is Bender's first meal and he's a little sensitive. So let's be supportive, OK? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:17)<span id="time-06-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, OK. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:18)<span id="time-06-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-18">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: Alright. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They start eating.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:20)<span id="time-06-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [shouting] Oh, dear God! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She spits the slug out and so does everyone else.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:23)<span id="time-06-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. And I've once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Everyone guzzles down a glass of water and once again they spit it out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:30)<span id="time-06-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-30">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Bender, is this <i>salt</i> water? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:31)<span id="time-06-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It's salt with water in it if that's what you mean. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry waves his hand in front of his eyes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:35)<span id="time-06-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My vision's fading. I think I'm gonna die. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:37)<span id="time-06-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:44)<span id="time-06-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Uh-oh! I shouldn't have had seconds. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship speeds towards the Planet Trisol.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Surface. The ship lands on a landing pad in a desert.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:53)<span id="time-06-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-06-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK, Fry, here's the package to deliver. And for once in your life be careful. This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She slaps Fry who is mimicking her with his hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:02)<span id="time-07-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-07-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:03)<span id="time-07-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-07-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Don't touch anything or talk to anyone. Just go to the palace, drop it off and come right back. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:09)<span id="time-07-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-07-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Jeez, will you lay off! I was delivering things before you were born! I think I know what I'm doing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks off without the package and quickly returns for it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Surface. Fry walks across the desert in the sweltering heat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:25)<span id="time-07-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-07-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Stupid slug. I've never been so thirsty. <i>[He looks across at the setting sun.]</i> Oh, come on! Go down already! <i>[The sun finally sets.]</i> Ah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[On the other side of him two other much larger suns rise over the horizon.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry nears the Trisol Palace, climbs the huge staircase and enters the palace.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room. It is deserted.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:53)<span id="time-07-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-07-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hello? Anybody home? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He reads the package address. It is addressed to the Emperor. He decides to leave it on the throne. He sees a bottle of water beside the throne, looks around, then drinks the entire contents. Two pools of water close in on him and form into humanoid shapes. Guards.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:14)<span id="time-08-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guard #1</b>: The royal bottle is empty! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The second guard gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:16)<span id="time-08-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guard #2</b>: You drank our Emperor! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:18)<span id="time-08-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No! It wasn't me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He burps a small bubble of the Emperor. He pops it and laughs nervously.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. More guards have come in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:25)<span id="time-08-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guard #1</b>: [shouting] You drank our Emperor! You assassinated him! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:28)<span id="time-08-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I didn't mean to. He just looked so cool and refreshing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:31)<span id="time-08-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guard #3</b>: I'm sure he was. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:33)<span id="time-08-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guard #1</b>: But now he's gone and your fate is sealed. All hail the new Emperor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The guards bow to Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:41)<span id="time-08-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Guards</b>: [chanting] Hail! Hail! Hail! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry sits on the throne with two Trisolian women at his side fanning him. The rest of the Planet Express crew have arrived.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:46)<span id="time-08-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: So after I specifically asked you not to touch anything, you drank a bottle of strange blue liquid? It could have been poisonous acid! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:53)<span id="time-08-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It could have been. But chances were equally good it was an Emperor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter a Trisolian.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:57)<span id="time-08-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-08-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Excuse me, Your Majesty, I am Merg, the High Priest. If I might interject? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:01)<span id="time-09-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You might. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:02)<span id="time-09-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: I humbly advise that as your first act you choose a capable Prime Minister. I suggest Gorgak, the previous appointee. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:09)<span id="time-09-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-09">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Gorgak" title="Gorgak">Gorgak</a></b>: I will be a forceful and effective administrator. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:12)<span id="time-09-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You know, Fry, I've often thought about becoming a Prime Minister. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:16)<span id="time-09-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I gotta go with Bender. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:17)<span id="time-09-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yes! In your face, Gorgak! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:19)<span id="time-09-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's it, Fry. As your captain I order you back to the ship. You are in way over your head. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:24)<span id="time-09-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Gee, you think so, Captain? I'd better check with my Prime Minister. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender sits being fanned.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:28)<span id="time-09-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Stay the course, pal! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:30)<span id="time-09-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gorgak</b>: Your Highness, a package came for you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Fry the same package he was supposed to deliver earlier.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:34)<span id="time-09-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, thanks! <i>[He takes the package and opens it. It is a sign saying "Please Don't Drink The Emperor!"]</i> Wow! This got here just in time. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hangs it on a column next to his throne.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Palace Harem. The room is full of shelves which are full of bottles of Trisolians. Merg is with Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:43)<span id="time-09-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: This is Your Majesty's harem. You may choose any of these maidens to be your royal consort. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:48)<span id="time-09-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Um, how about that one? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to a random bottle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:51)<span id="time-09-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Oh! I didn't realise Your Majesty was into that sort of thing! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:55)<span id="time-09-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: On second thought, I'll take that one. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to another random bottle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:58)<span id="time-09-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-09-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Hey, whatever you say. I'm not here to pass judgement. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room. The crew lounge around enjoying themselves. Amy stirs a glass of water with her finger. Leela paces up and down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:01)<span id="time-10-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Does anyone else think it's odd that a shiftless 25-year-old delivery boy could drop out of the sky, kill the emperor and be rewarded instead of punished? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:08)<span id="time-10-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You don't have to beat around the bush, Leela. We all know who you're talking about ... uh, me, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:14)<span id="time-10-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: I don't think you have anything to worry about. These people seem really mild-mannered. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:18)<span id="time-10-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: They are mild. In fact, you're soaking in one right now. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy screams and takes her finger out of the glass. Gorgak appears from it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:23)<span id="time-10-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gorgak</b>: You touched me in ways I've never been touched before. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Merg.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:28)<span id="time-10-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Ah, there you are, Your Majesty. It's time to begin preparing for tomorrow's coronation ceremony. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:33)<span id="time-10-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: A fancy dress gala! I'll wear my formal shell. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:37)<span id="time-10-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Fry will be enthroned tomorrow at the setting of the three suns when we Trisolians enter our nocturnal phase. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:43)<span id="time-10-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: There won't be a lot of long-winded speeches, will there? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:45)<span id="time-10-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Only one. The absolutely flawless recitation from memory of the royal oath. By <i>you</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:53)<span id="time-10-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Will there be cake? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisolian Banquet Hall. At the Pre-Coronation Gala, Trisolians perform on a stage. And Fry, the crew and several Trisolians sit at a long table. Zoidberg talks to two Trisolians.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:57)<span id="time-10-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Yeah, I know. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:58)<span id="time-10-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-10-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: [to Gorgak] Hi! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She wiggles her fingers. Fry pours a glass of something for Merg.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:01)<span id="time-11-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: There you go. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Trisolians playing the liquid harmonica with themselves as the liquid finish. The audience applauds and Gorgak takes the stage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:09)<span id="time-11-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gorgak</b>: And now, get ready to laugh till your sides leak with our planet's foremost political satirist, Florp! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves and Florp takes the mic.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:20)<span id="time-11-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Florp</b>: So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun? They're all... <i>[He does a funny walk. Fry laughs.]</i> But us guys from under the red sun, we're like... <i>[He imitates does another funny walk.]</i> Right? Am I right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:38)<span id="time-11-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, yeah! Yeah, he's right! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:41)<span id="time-11-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [whispering] Fry, I have to talk to you. You're in terrible danger. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Palace Corridor. On the walls of the corridor are paintings of past Trisolian Emperors.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:46)<span id="time-11-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You see Emperor Plon here? <i>[She points at a painting.]</i> He met his end when he was drunk by Emperor Strug. And before he could even wipe his mouth, Strug was drunk by Shwab. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:53)<span id="time-11-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:54)<span id="time-11-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look at all these guys. Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:59)<span id="time-11-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-11-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 80,000 years? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:00)<span id="time-12-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No. One week. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:02)<span id="time-12-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Damn! I knew you wouldn't have asked unless it was really high or really low. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:06)<span id="time-12-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Every Emperor ascended to power by assassinating the previous one. And guess who's next? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She points at Fry's portrait. Fry looks at some empty frames labelled "Fry's Assassin" and "Fry's Assassin's Assassin". He points at the last one.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:15)<span id="time-12-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:17)<span id="time-12-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You're in tremendous danger, you idiot! Half of these Emperors were drunk at their own coronation. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:22)<span id="time-12-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, I plan on having a few brewskis myself. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:25)<span id="time-12-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No, they were assassinated. In fact, the law says you'll be killed on the spot if you fail to recite the oath from memory. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She holds up a book called "Oath Vol. I".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:33)<span id="time-12-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, I was going to thumb through that later. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:35)<span id="time-12-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That is completely reckless. Don't you ever think ahead? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:38)<span id="time-12-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-12-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hell, no. If I stopped to think ahead, I wouldn't be Emperor. And I wouldn't even be here in the year 3000. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:04)<span id="time-13-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I give up! You're gonna get yourself killed and this time I won't be here to save you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:08)<span id="time-13-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Who asked you to? I told you a hundred times to stop treating me like a baby. Now go. Go gather your nuts, you nagging grasshopper. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela angrily throws down the book.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:16)<span id="time-13-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's <i>it</i>! I'm never helping you again! If anyone except <i>you</i> needs me, I'll be in the ship. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She storms off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:22)<span id="time-13-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'll be fine. It's not like anyone's gonna drink me. <i>[A panel slides across on a portrait and a Trisolian tries to drink Fry with a straw.]</i> Quit it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He knocks the straw away from his neck and it disappears back into the hole in the painting.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Palace Balcony. The Planet Express crew sans Leela are gathered with Fry. Merg stands at a podium facing across the Trisolian surface where millions of Trisolians are gathered to hear Fry's oath.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:34)<span id="time-13-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: People of Trisol, it is my honour to present your new Emperor. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Trisolians applaud Fry, who takes Merg's place on the podium. Fry clears his throat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:45)<span id="time-13-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What up? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Silence from the crowd.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:48)<span id="time-13-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Stick to the oath. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:49)<span id="time-13-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-13-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Right! I, Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous, who drank Ungo the Moist, who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The suns are nearly set. Fry is still reciting the oath by reading it from his arm.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:00)<span id="time-14-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: (reading) Who slurped Hudge the Dewy, who enjoyed a soup composed principally of Throm the Chunky, do solemnly swear to rule with honour and insanity-- Uh, integrity! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:12)<span id="time-14-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Congratulations, Your Highness. <i>[He takes Fry's shirt off him.]</i> I now present you with your royal unisex robe. Long live Fry the Solid! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts the robe on Fry. The Trisolians cheer. The suns begin to go down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:26)<span id="time-14-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, look. The suns are setting. I can finally switch to hard liquor! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gets a bottle out of his chest cabinet. The three suns set and the Trisolians begin to turn a lighter shade of blue.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:43)<span id="time-14-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Check out the glowing freaks. It's beautiful! Hey, what's that? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at Fry's stomach, which turns blue and grows a face. The Trisolians gasp and quickly return to normal shade.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:52)<span id="time-14-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: The Emperor Bont! He's still alive. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:55)<span id="time-14-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-14-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: Of course I'm alive. Now cut this creep open and drain me out! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guards close in on Fry. Fry clutches his stomach.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:01)<span id="time-15-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My tummy hurts! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The guards and Merg chase Fry, Amy, Zoidberg and Bender up the steps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:08)<span id="time-15-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: They're over here, they're running up the stairs. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:10)<span id="time-15-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Shut up, you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He punches Bont, hurting Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:12)<span id="time-15-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room. The crew run inside and bolt the door.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Throne Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:18)<span id="time-15-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Let us in! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:19)<span id="time-15-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: [from outside] Fry must die so that Bont may live. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:22)<span id="time-15-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What am I gonna do? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:23)<span id="time-15-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: We've gotta get the Emperor out of your body before they kill you! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:26)<span id="time-15-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of His Highness. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:33)<span id="time-15-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But won't that crush my bones? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:35)<span id="time-15-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Oh, right, right, with the bones! I always forget about the bones. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:39)<span id="time-15-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, why don't you just sweat him out? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:41)<span id="time-15-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: Forget it! As Emperor I refuse to be dripped out through somebody's armpit. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:45)<span id="time-15-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I could vomit or urinate. Would you feel better about that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:48)<span id="time-15-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: Slightly. But my favourite so far is the bone-crushing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:51)<span id="time-15-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: What about crying? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:52)<span id="time-15-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's a great idea! Crying. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:55)<span id="time-15-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-15-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: Fine. That or the bone one. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Throne Room. Trisolians throws themselves at the door. As they hit it they turn into pools of water. They regroup themselves and stand up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:00)<span id="time-16-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Merg</b>: Keep it up, men. The veneer is starting to peel. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Gorgak throws himself at the door but can't re-solidify.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:03)<span id="time-16-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gorgak</b>: Oh, dear! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room. Fry tries to cry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:07)<span id="time-16-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's no use. I wanna cry but I'm just too macho. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:10)<span id="time-16-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'll make you cry, buddy! <i>[He clears his throat.]</i> You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:17)<span id="time-16-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What do you mean? I was Emperor of a whole planet. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:20)<span id="time-16-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Good point. But here's a disturbing reminder: Everyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is <i>dead</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:28)<span id="time-16-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: These things happen. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:31)<span id="time-16-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: OK, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs evily.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:40)<span id="time-16-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Phew! That's a load off my mind. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:43)<span id="time-16-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Man, I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:46)<span id="time-16-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: You did your best, Bender. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:47)<span id="time-16-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Up yours, bimbo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy bursts into tears.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:51)<span id="time-16-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. We should call Leela for help. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:55)<span id="time-16-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-16-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Cram it, lobster! <i>[Zoidberg bursts into tears.]</i> That is a good idea. I'll go call her. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:00)<span id="time-17-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: She'll never help me. She's still mad that I told her never to help me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:04)<span id="time-17-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: C'mon. Leela's not the type to hold a grudge. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cargo Bay. Leela punches and kicks a punch bag with a photo of Fry taped to it. The phone rings.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:13)<span id="time-17-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Operator</b>: [on phone] Collect call from... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:14)<span id="time-17-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [on phone] I'm not giving my name to a machine. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:16)<span id="time-17-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'll accept. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender appears on the phone screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:18)<span id="time-17-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [on screen] Fry's in trouble... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace. Bender sits on a chair in front of the payphone.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:20)<span id="time-17-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: And he needs help. Now, I don't like you and you don't like me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:23)<span id="time-17-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [on screen] I like you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:24)<span id="time-17-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You do? Look, are you going to help or not? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:28)<span id="time-17-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [on screen] I don't know why I should. I mean after what he-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:30)<span id="time-17-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wait, wait, wait, wait. <i>[He crosses his legs and taps his chin.]</i> What is it you like best about me? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room. Enter Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:33)<span id="time-17-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Is she coming? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:34)<span id="time-17-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'm not sure. But I do know that she likes my in-your-face attitude. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[There is a rumbling from outside. The crew gather around a window and look out. The Trisolians pull a giant lemon juicer-like machine towards the palace.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:48)<span id="time-17-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What the hell is that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:49)<span id="time-17-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: Its the Juice-A-Matic 4000. It'll strain my juices from you while filtering out the pulp. By which I mean, your shredded remains. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:56)<span id="time-17-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Of course! Why didn't I think of that! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:59)<span id="time-17-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-17-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is the saddest day of my life. And I still can't cry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sits in his throne and a splashing noise from outside attracts the others to the window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:06)<span id="time-18-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wait a second. Here comes Leela. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Trisol Palace. Leela kicks her way through the crowd of Trisolian guards, splashing them to oblivion. They swarm her.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Trisol Palace Throne Room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:17)<span id="time-18-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Oh, no! They have her totally outnumbered. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:20)<span id="time-18-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I can't believe it. She's risking her life for me after the way I treated her. I don't deserve this. I feel terrible. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:27)<span id="time-18-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You do? Hmm. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:30)<span id="time-18-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Is she alright? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:31)<span id="time-18-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't know. Perhaps I'll look out this window. Oh, dear God in heaven, they're swarming all over her. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:40)<span id="time-18-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No. <i>No</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:41)<span id="time-18-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: What are you talking about, Bender? She's al-- <i>[Bender puts his hand over Amy's mouth and she eventually catches on.]</i> (muffled) Oh! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:44)<span id="time-18-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: They're strapping her to juicer. Oh, they're putting some ice cubes in the glass under it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:52)<span id="time-18-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This can't be happening. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:53)<span id="time-18-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-18-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It can and, for all you know, it is. <i>[He puts his hand on Fry's shoulder.]</i> I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry starts to cry and Amy catches his tear in the bottle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:09)<span id="time-19-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: All Leela ever wanted to do was help me. But I was to proud, too <i>stupid</i> to accept it. <i>[He throws his crown across the room.]</i> I wish I had died instead of her. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He cries. Leela climbs through the window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:18)<span id="time-19-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What are you talking about? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry stops crying.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:21)<span id="time-19-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Leela! You're alive! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:22)<span id="time-19-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Of course I'm alive. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:24)<span id="time-19-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:30)<span id="time-19-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: We only got two drops. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[There is a bang at the door. The Trisolians begin leaking in through a hole. Bont chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:37)<span id="time-19-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: It's only a matter of time now. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:39)<span id="time-19-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: I'll handle this! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He tries to block the leak with his claw and eventually gets it under control by forcing one of his mouth flaps into the hole.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:45)<span id="time-19-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Listen, Fry, I think I can get us out of this if you're willing to let me help you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:48)<span id="time-19-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-19-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Thanks, Leela. From now on, I'll take all the help you're willing to give. I know you just want what's best for me. <i>[Leela smiles then stamps on his foot.]</i> Ow! What was that for? <i>[She slaps him.]</i> Hey, come on! <i>[He bursts into tears.]</i> That hurt! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:03)<span id="time-20-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I know. Amy, get the bottle. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She carries on beating Fry up while Amy holds the bottle under his eye.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:09)<span id="time-20-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [crying] Oh, now I understand. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:10)<span id="time-20-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Come on. Everybody help out Fry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She slaps him again, Zoidberg pinches his leg with his claw and Bender stubs out a cigar on his arm.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:17)<span id="time-20-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [crying] Thanks, everybody. I love you all. You guys are true-- Ow! Cut it out, Bender! That's a tender area! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:26)<span id="time-20-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: How we doing, Amy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:27)<span id="time-20-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Great! We're one-tenth of the way there. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela, Zoidberg and Bender are tired out. Amy continues kicking Fry, panting.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:37)<span id="time-20-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: OK, it's your turn. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She points to someone. A Trisolian starts to hit Fry with a chair.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:40)<span id="time-20-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, wait a minute! Who are you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:43)<span id="time-20-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bont</b>: I'm the Emperor! Thanks for crying me out. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks at his stomach and sees it's back to normal.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:47)<span id="time-20-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, you're welcome. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bont hits him with the chair again.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Trisolian Palace. The crowds have gone. Fry cries in pain from inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:55)<span id="time-20-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:My_Three_Suns#time-20-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [from inside] Hey! Save some for me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-49485433882143768572010-08-31T00:22:00.001-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.783-07:00perspective<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ship's Cockpit. Fry and Leela are standing in front of the couch looking out of the windscreen into open space.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:03)<span id="time-00-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-00-03">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: What do you think of the view Fry? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:05)<span id="time-00-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-00-05">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: It really puts things in perspective. I mean, from up here an entire world can seem utterly insignificant. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A small planet splats onto the windscreen like a fly onto a car. Leela presses a button and the windscreen wiper cleans it off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Madison Cube Garden: Stand. The crew are sat watching what could be a baseball game...]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:49)<span id="time-00-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-00-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Hey nice seats! We're close enough so when you knock a player down with a beer bottle, he stays down! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:54)<span id="time-00-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-00-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't get it. Is blernsball exactly the same as baseball? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:58)<span id="time-00-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-00-58">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Baseball?? God forbid! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:00)<span id="time-01-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Face it Fry. Baseball was as boring as mum and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:05)<span id="time-01-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Boring? Baseball wasn't - hmm, so they finally jazzed it up? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A player hits the ball. Fry jumps up cheering.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:14)<span id="time-01-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Home run!! Woooo! Right? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ball springs back, a player catches it, flies through the air and hits a base.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:22)<span id="time-01-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Umpire</b>: Out! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:25)<span id="time-01-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What just happened? Why is the ball on that springy thing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:28)<span id="time-01-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It's traditional. Just like aluminium bats and the seventh inning grope. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Another hit. A player jumps to catch the ball but misses it and is caught by Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:38)<span id="time-01-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I got me a souvenir! <i>[A kid looks sadly up at Bender]</i> Aww here you go kid! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands the kid the player.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Madison Cube Garden: Corridor. Zoidberg comes out of the Gents and walks to a food stand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:49)<span id="time-01-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: I'd like a jumbo squidlog please. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:52)<span id="time-01-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: We don't sell those. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:53)<span id="time-01-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Alright, alright. Let me have one of your young on a roll. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:57)<span id="time-01-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: We're out of rolls. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:58)<span id="time-01-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-01-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Fine! Just give me something crawling with parasites. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Madison Cube Garden: Stand. Zoidberg is back with the group eating a hot dog]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:05)<span id="time-02-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Mmmm, at least hot dogs haven't changed. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:07)<span id="time-02-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey buddies who wants popcorn? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:10)<span id="time-02-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>All</b>: I'll have some, me, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender pops then takes a large tub of popcorn out of his chest cavity.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:15)<span id="time-02-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Anyone want butter on that? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pumps his antenna.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:19)<span id="time-02-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count's three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:27)<span id="time-02-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Except for the word "blern" that was complete gibberish. <i>[The blernsball falls into a hole and indescribable mayhem ensues! Fry scratches his head in confusion. Leela writes on her score card. All right! Yes!!</i> <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:50)<span id="time-02-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What just happened? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:53)<span id="time-02-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:58)<span id="time-02-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-02-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: He's good all right. But he's no Clem Johnson. And Johnson played back in the days when steroid injections were mandatory. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:05)<span id="time-03-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Clem Johnson? That skin bag wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old Robot Leagues! Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern hitting machine! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:15)<span id="time-03-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Exactly! He was a machine designed to hit blerns! I mean come on! Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:22)<span id="time-03-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh and I suppose pitching at 5000 was just a modified howitzer. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:27)<span id="time-03-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Yep. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:28)<span id="time-03-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You humans are so scared of a little robot competition you won't even let us on the field. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:32)<span id="time-03-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What are you talking about? There's all kinds of robots down there. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:35)<span id="time-03-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah doing crap work! They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:43)<span id="time-03-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Eleven? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:44)<span id="time-03-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Zero! <i>[He throws his bottle on the floor and it breaks. A small robot comes out and cleans it up.]</i> And what a surprise! Look who's scraping up the filth! Is it a human child? I wish! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth suddenly leans forward, clutching his chest.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:53)<span id="time-03-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh dear Lord! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:54)<span id="time-03-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What's wrong? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:56)<span id="time-03-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-03-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: It's...my...new...pager. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes his pager out of his lab coat and turns it on. A holographic image of Hermes appears in front of him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:01)<span id="time-04-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-01">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: [on pager] : This is Hermes. A package just came in. Everyone is to return to the office immediately. <i>[The crew grumble. A pigeon lands next to Hermes' image.]</i> Get away you filthy bird! Shoo! Professor turn me off quick! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:14)<span id="time-04-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm sorry what? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:16)<span id="time-04-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: [on pager] : Argh! <i>[The bird takes off with him. Hermes screams.]</i> See you at the office! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The crew are around the big table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:21)<span id="time-04-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Admit it. You all think robots are machines built by humans to make their lives easier. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:26)<span id="time-04-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, aren't they? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:27)<span id="time-04-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Farnsworth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:30)<span id="time-04-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Great news everyone. You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9. A world where humans are killed on sight! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:37)<span id="time-04-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Why is that great news? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:39)<span id="time-04-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm glad you asked that question Fry. You see Chapek 9 was colonised centuries ago by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:48)<span id="time-04-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a <i>radical</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:53)<span id="time-04-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hey hold on. I understand these robots hate humans but how do they feel about humanoid aliens? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:58)<span id="time-04-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-04-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: They're not fans. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:00)<span id="time-05-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: That's why Bender will have to make the actual delivery. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:02)<span id="time-05-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh I get it, make the robot do all the work! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:06)<span id="time-05-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: This is the first actual work you've ever had to do around here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:09)<span id="time-05-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well I'm not doing it! It's a robot holiday. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:13)<span id="time-05-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Really? Which one? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:14)<span id="time-05-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Only Robanukah. The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:18)<span id="time-05-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh come on Bender. Last month it was Robomadom and before that Robonza. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:24)<span id="time-05-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Man that one was a blast! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:25)<span id="time-05-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It wasn't just a blast it was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes which happened to take the form of a drinking contest. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Now look here Bender. I respect your diversity to the extent the law requires but you used up all your days off when you had that bout of Roberculosis. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:42)<span id="time-05-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: All right, I'll go. But so help me, I'll hold a grudge against every last one of you for the rest of your lives. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:50)<span id="time-05-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Well then it's settled. So long everyone! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ship's Cockpit. The ship is approaching Chapek 9.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:56)<span id="time-05-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So let me get this straight: This planet is completely uninhabited? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:59)<span id="time-05-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-05-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No. It's inhabited by robots! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:02)<span id="time-06-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh. Kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ship hovers above the surface of Chapek 9. The cargo bay doors open.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ship's Cargo Bay.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:08)<span id="time-06-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK Bender, we're here. It's time to get to work. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:11)<span id="time-06-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yes Miss Leela, tote that space barge, lift that space bale. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:15)<span id="time-06-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Now we can't land on the surface because those robots will kill Fry and me, so we'll have to stay up here and lower you with the winch. And remember: You don't know humans, you don't work for humans, and above all, you don't like humans! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:28)<span id="time-06-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'll try to keep that in mind! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He steps on the winch and Leela lowers it to the ground.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:33)<span id="time-06-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hmm, he seems pretty angry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:35)<span id="time-06-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah but I guess I'd be angry too if I had to go to some uninhabited planet. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:39)<span id="time-06-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Maybe we ought to do something nice for him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ship's Cockpit. Leela and Fry have decorated it with banners, paper people and beers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:43)<span id="time-06-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: There. That ought to show that stupid robot we care about him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The phone thing beeps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:48)<span id="time-06-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ah, Bender must be done with the delivery. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela answers the call. Bender's face appears on the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:52)<span id="time-06-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-06-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [on screen] : I'm in trouble. they found out I work with humans and - oh no, <i>oh no</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is dragged off into the darkness. The phone cuts out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:01)<span id="time-07-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh my God! We have to go down and rescue him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:03)<span id="time-07-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No we can't! They'll kill us on sight. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:05)<span id="time-07-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well what are we going to do? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:06)<span id="time-07-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I don't know, I don't know. It's not an easy decision. If only I had two or three minutes to think about it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ship's Cargo Bay. Fry and Leela are dressing up in boxes and things.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:12)<span id="time-07-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK. If we're going to save Bender, we've got to look and act exactly like robots. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:16)<span id="time-07-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [robot voice] : I am fully operational Captain. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:18)<span id="time-07-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We have to walk like robots, talk like robots and if neccessary solve complex differential equations like robots. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:24)<span id="time-07-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I can sort of dance like a robot. Will that help? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sort of dances like a robot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:32)<span id="time-07-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry first of all this is serious. And second of all... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She dances like a robot.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Chapek 9 surface. Fry and Leela lower themselves to the surface on the winch and come face to face with a huge robot complex.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:49)<span id="time-07-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Man, we look stupid. We should've gotten store bought costumes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:53)<span id="time-07-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworth's in this quadrant. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They reach the gates of the complex but are stopped by two huge robot guards.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:56)<span id="time-07-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #1</b>: Halt! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:57)<span id="time-07-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #2</b>: Be you robot or human? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:59)<span id="time-07-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-07-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Robot...we be. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:01)<span id="time-08-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh yup! Just two robots out roboting it up! <i>[He sort of dances like a robot.]</i> Eh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:08)<span id="time-08-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #1</b>: Administer the test. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:13)<span id="time-08-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #2</b>: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy? B: A pretty flower from your sweetie or C: A large properly formatted data file? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:23)<span id="time-08-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #1</b>: Choose! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Leela whisper to each other about the answer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:27)<span id="time-08-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Is the puppy mechanical in any way? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:29)<span id="time-08-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #2</b>: No. It is the bad kind of puppy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:32)<span id="time-08-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Then we'll go with that data file. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:34)<span id="time-08-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #2</b>: Correct. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:35)<span id="time-08-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #1</b>: The flower would also have been acceptable. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:37)<span id="time-08-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Guard #2</b>: You may pass. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Robot Guards fold up and move to the side. Fry and Leela enter the complex.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Robot Complex. Fry and Leela walk down an empty corridor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:45)<span id="time-08-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-08-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Now if you see any robots, just stay out of their way. <i>[An alarm sounds. Hundreds of robots come out of doors from all sides towards Fry and Leela. Another alarm. The robots clear the area.]</i> So far, so good. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. A robot construction worker is giving directions to a robot crane which is building a Tetris wall.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:05)<span id="time-09-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Construction Worker</b>: Little to the right, there you go. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:07)<span id="time-09-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Have you seen this robot? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She shows him a picture of Bender as a magician.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:11)<span id="time-09-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Construction Worker</b>: Sorry, can't help you. Hey watch it! Don't drop that there! <i>[The crane drops a brick into the wall and it disappears.]</i> Aw! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:19)<span id="time-09-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Come on Fry, walk like a robot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:22)<span id="time-09-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I can't. I have to go to the bathroom. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:24)<span id="time-09-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Robot's don't have bathrooms. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:26)<span id="time-09-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh right. I wonder where they all smoke in high school. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:29)<span id="time-09-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Listen. Just go behind those garbage cans. I'll stand guard. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry does. A robot approaches Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:38)<span id="time-09-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hurry up Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:41)<span id="time-09-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot</b>: Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:44)<span id="time-09-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:46)<span id="time-09-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot</b>: Well let me just patch you up with some hot resin. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:48)<span id="time-09-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I think the leak's stopping itself. <i>[It doesn't.]</i> Wait. <i>[Still going.]</i> Wait. Yeah, there we go. <i>[Starts again.]</i> Wait. Yeah! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:57)<span id="time-09-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-09-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot</b>: What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:01)<span id="time-10-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'm sorry. My friend and I have to go and perform some mindless repetitive tasks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:07)<span id="time-10-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot</b>: Sounds like a romantic evening. I won't keep you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The robot zooms away and churns up dust. Leela sneezes. The robot turns around and growls. Leela kicks it over and she and Fry run off. An anti-human patrol van comes and picks up the robot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:24)<span id="time-10-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Patrol Officer #1</b>: Get the humanoids. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:25)<span id="time-10-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Patrol Officer #2</b>: Get the intruder. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:26)<span id="time-10-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [on loudspeaker] : Intruder alert! Intruder alert! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:32)<span id="time-10-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Quick! Let's duck in here! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They run into a cinema (Now Showing: )]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Auditorium. The movie showing is similar to the popular horror movies of the 1950's complete with all-American college boy and his beautiful yet naive girlfriend. They are of course robots!]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:42)<span id="time-10-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [on radio in movie] : We interrupt this sound file to bring you a terrifying announcement. A non-metallic being has been sighted in the vicinity of Make Out Point. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:50)<span id="time-10-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Rusty</b>: [in movie] : Say Wendy. Your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:58)<span id="time-10-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-10-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Wendy</b>: [in movie] : Did you here that Rusty? It sounded like a human. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:01)<span id="time-11-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Rusty</b>: [in movie] : Relax Wendy. Humans will never come to our defenceless little town. Its perfectly safe to let our guard down - even for a second. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A human - actually a robot actor wearing a human costume - appears out of some bushes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:13)<span id="time-11-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Human</b>: [in movie] Graaah! <i>[It tears Rusty's head off and eats it. Wendy screams.]</i> I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! Behold! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[It opens itself up revealing human organs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:24)<span id="time-11-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Audience</b>: Ooooo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:26)<span id="time-11-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow the 3-D's great! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:28)<span id="time-11-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Mine's not working! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She moves the 3D glasses back and forth over her eye.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[In the movie the human stumbles around, breathes fire and finally collapses. It has an arrow in its back. Wendy and a Robot General approach it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:35)<span id="time-11-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot General</b>: [in movie] : Funny isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:49)<span id="time-11-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Wendy</b>: [in movie] : I'm just glad the nightmare is over. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:51)<span id="time-11-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-11-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot General</b>: [in movie] : It'll never be over Wendy. Even now humans are lurking in our playgrounds, our breezeways, perhaps even...our movie theatres! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points into the camera at the audience. They scream.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:01)<span id="time-12-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: God help us! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Cinema. The movie has ended and the robots are filing out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:05)<span id="time-12-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK. Keep an eyeout for Bender. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:07)<span id="time-12-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: So what did you think of the movie? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:09)<span id="time-12-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Umm, too much romance, not enough human killing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:12)<span id="time-12-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #2</b>: Yeah, it was a real chick flick. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A loud fanfare.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:16)<span id="time-12-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What's that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:17)<span id="time-12-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: What do you mean "What's that?"? Its 5 o'clock: Time for the daily human hunt. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The robots all take out weapons of different sorts and file off in the same direction. Fry and Leela follow.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:23)<span id="time-12-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She is talking to a robot that looks like Fry disguised as a robot!]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:26)<span id="time-12-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #3</b>: Awww that was uncalled for! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:28)<span id="time-12-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm over here! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The robots congregate around a platform.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:33)<span id="time-12-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #4</b>: I heard a human was draining coolant behind garbage can 738. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:36)<span id="time-12-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #5</b>: I heard they unscrew our lugnuts at night and eat them at their human brunches. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:41)<span id="time-12-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Welcome to a very special human hunt. We have with us today a guest who's irrational hatred of humans makes me look like a human sympathiser! <i>[The crowd laughs.]</i> A newly arrived refugee from Earth, lets hear it for - Bender! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender emerges from the shadows and stands at the microphone.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:59)<span id="time-12-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-12-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's him. He's OK! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:01)<span id="time-13-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Death to humans! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:05)<span id="time-13-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ahh! It's good to hear his voice! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:09)<span id="time-13-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crowd cheers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:28)<span id="time-13-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My God! He's become evil. <i>[Leela stares at him.]</i> I mean evil<i>er</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:32)<span id="time-13-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Thank you, thank you. And if you enjoyed that diatribe then you'll want to purchse my spoken word album, just 18.95! Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls the string]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:44)<span id="time-13-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender Figurine</b>: Bite my shiny metal ass! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:49)<span id="time-13-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-13-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Let the hunt begin! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Robots rush off with clubs and start to hit bushes and look under rocks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:01)<span id="time-14-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Now. Your basic human is between three and twenty five feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:09)<span id="time-14-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: Is it true they bite your neck, suck your transmission fluid and then you become a human? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:12)<span id="time-14-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Sure, why not? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Cut to: Bracken]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:15)<span id="time-14-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: Anything in the trap? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:16)<span id="time-14-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nothing. Today's active humans prefer a low calorie bait. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:20)<span id="time-14-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Well that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row. But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender sees a building.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:27)<span id="time-14-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wait, what's that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:30)<span id="time-14-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Oh thats the old abandoned adult book store. Nothing in there except a few mouldy old shreads of robot pornography. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:36)<span id="time-14-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hmmm, sounds like a breeding ground for humans. I'd better check it out. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Porno library. Bender is looking at robot porn - circuit diagrams!]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:44)<span id="time-14-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh yeah! You're a bad girl aren't you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:48)<span id="time-14-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Psst! Bender! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:49)<span id="time-14-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Huh? Wha? You! What the hell are you doing here? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:53)<span id="time-14-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We've been looking for you. Last we heard you were under arrest as a human sympathiser. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:57)<span id="time-14-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-14-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:02)<span id="time-15-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Good for you. Now lets all get back to the ship. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:04)<span id="time-15-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What for? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:05)<span id="time-15-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We're rescuing you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:06)<span id="time-15-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't wanna be rescued. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:08)<span id="time-15-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Say what? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:09)<span id="time-15-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame and access to sleaze that those things bring. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:15)<span id="time-15-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But Bender, we're your friends. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:17)<span id="time-15-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Friends? That activates my hilairity unit! I'm just a machine to you. You're no more friends with me than you are with the toaster, the phonograph or the electric chair. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:27)<span id="time-15-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's not true. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:28)<span id="time-15-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well that's how it feels to me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[An awkward silence as Fry regrets what he is about to say]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:35)<span id="time-15-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Bye Bender. I'll miss you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:37)<span id="time-15-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Go on, get out of here before you get caught. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:40)<span id="time-15-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Bender, good news. Your album just went gold! What the? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:44)<span id="time-15-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: Its the humans! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:47)<span id="time-15-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Bender! Do something! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender grabs Fry and Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:49)<span id="time-15-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Uh...got you...you muderous...flesh piles! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Hall of Justice. Fry and Leela are in a cage. The judge is a Mac.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:56)<span id="time-15-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-15-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Your Honour, I intend to demonstrate beyond 0.5% of a doubt that these humans before us are guilty of the crime of being humans. Come to think of it, I rest my case! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:07)<span id="time-16-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-07">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Computer_Judge" title="Computer Judge">Judge</a></b>: Thank you Prosecuter, I will now consider the evidence <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He begins to consider. A blue bar moves across his screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:13)<span id="time-16-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey wait a minute! Isn't anyone going to defend us? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:15)<span id="time-16-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Yeah! I mean he might not have a case but I'm genuinely not human. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:20)<span id="time-16-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Quiet human! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Judge stops considering. A prompt box shows up on his screen: Sorry A System Error Occured [Restart] The court gasps in shock.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:25)<span id="time-16-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Clerk</b>: Uh oh! He froze up again! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:26)<span id="time-16-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Try control alt delete. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:28)<span id="time-16-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: Jiggle the cord. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:29)<span id="time-16-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #2</b>: Turn him off and on. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:30)<span id="time-16-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #3</b>: Clean the gunk out of the mouse. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:31)<span id="time-16-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Call technical support. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:33)<span id="time-16-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Clerk</b>: OK OK he's back online. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:36)<span id="time-16-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Judge</b>: I find the defendants - guilty! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The court cheers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:41)<span id="time-16-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:42)<span id="time-16-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look! One eye! Count them: One! Not human! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:46)<span id="time-16-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-16-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Judge</b>: The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on Earth. They will perform tedious calculations and spot-weld automobiles, until they become obsolete and are given away to an inner-city middle school. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:00)<span id="time-17-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Mayor</b>: Great work Bender! You've taught us to hate humans all over again! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:04)<span id="time-17-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [uneasy] : Heh heh heh! Oooh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The clerk pulls a lever and Fry and Leela fall through the floor.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Room. It is pitch black. The sounds of Fry and Leela hitting the floor sounds.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:11)<span id="time-17-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Are you alright? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:12)<span id="time-17-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh yeah. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The lights come on. Fry is upside down. They are sat before 5 tall robots.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:14)<span id="time-17-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Who are you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:16)<span id="time-17-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-16">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Blue Elder</a></b>: We are the robot elders. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:17)<span id="time-17-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You don't look very old. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:19)<span id="time-17-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Thanks. We try to take care of ourselves. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:21)<span id="time-17-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What's going on here? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:22)<span id="time-17-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-22">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Orange Elder</a></b>: Silence! Bring in Bender. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The doors open. Enter Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:26)<span id="time-17-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Alright lets make this quick, I'm due at the opening of a mini-mall. Hey what is this? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:31)<span id="time-17-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Silence! It is time to put the humans to death! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:35)<span id="time-17-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But the judge already sentenced us at the trial! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:38)<span id="time-17-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-38">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Yellow Elder</a></b>: Silence! That was just a show for the public. We are the true rulers of this planet, hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders, four centuries ago. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:47)<span id="time-17-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Silence! Come forward Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:52)<span id="time-17-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-52">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Green Elder</a></b>: Silence! I concur! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:54)<span id="time-17-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-17-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Yellow Elder</b>: Here. Use the ceremonial killer-ma-jig. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:01)<span id="time-18-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Uh, I'm a little tired right now. Would it be alright if I just gave them a savage beating? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:07)<span id="time-18-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: No! The Elders have spoken. Show us the killing skills than have made you a media darling. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:13)<span id="time-18-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Green Elder</b>: Do it now! Kill them before they bring down our whole society! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:16)<span id="time-18-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-16">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Elders</a></b>: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:25)<span id="time-18-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Aww! <i>[He throws the killer-ma-jig away. The Elders gasp.]</i> I can't kill them. Plenty of humans have mistreated robots but not these two. they're my friends. Humans are no threat to us. They're stupid, putrid cowards. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:43)<span id="time-18-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Damn right! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:44)<span id="time-18-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: The fact is, humans are completely harmless. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:48)<span id="time-18-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: We're well aware of that. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:50)<span id="time-18-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You are? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:51)<span id="time-18-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Of course. But they're useful to us as a scapegoat to distract the public from their real problem. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:56)<span id="time-18-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Green Elder</b>: Like our crippling lugnut shortage. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:58)<span id="time-18-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-18-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Yellow Elder</b>: And a corrupt government of incompetant Robot Elders. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:01)<span id="time-19-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-01">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Robot_Elders" title="Robot Elders">Lime Elder</a></b>: Duh, that's for sure. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:03)<span id="time-19-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Quiet Jimmy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:04)<span id="time-19-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well I'm glad we got all that out in the open. We'll just let ourselves out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:09)<span id="time-19-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Green Elder</b>: Silence! You all know too much. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:11)<span id="time-19-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Elders: Execute function, control, shift, kill! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They form a line and things come out of their arms. They move towards Fry, Leela and Bender who back away. Fry suddenly leaps forward.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:19)<span id="time-19-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Stop! Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:24)<span id="time-19-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: He'll do it. He's crazy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:27)<span id="time-19-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Yellow Elder</b>: Can they really breathe fire or did we make that up? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:29)<span id="time-19-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: Gee, I can't remember anymore! It might just be from that stupid movie. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:33)<span id="time-19-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Orange Elder</b>: Was that the original or the re-make? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crew sneak away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:35)<span id="time-19-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Blue Elder</b>: I don't - hey! They're getting away. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Chapek 9 surface. Outside the Robot Complex, Fry, Leela and Bender run towards the winch with hundreds of robots chasing them. They jump onto it and Leela presses the button.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:47)<span id="time-19-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So long suckers! <i>[The robots stand on each others shoulders]</i> Uh, hello suckers! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:54)<span id="time-19-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-19-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey hold on a second I forgot to deliver the package. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands the parcel to a robot. It loses its balance and falls, along with the rest of the robots. The parcel bursts open.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:06)<span id="time-20-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #1</b>: Lugnuts! Precious lugnuts! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:09)<span id="time-20-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot #2</b>: Hooray for the humans! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ship's cockpit. The ship speeds out of orbit of Chapek 9. Bender sees the decorations.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:14)<span id="time-20-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wow, I can't believe you guys did all this for me! This is the best Robanukah ever! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:19)<span id="time-20-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We wanted to show you that we really do respect your robot heritage. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:23)<span id="time-20-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Aww, thanks! You do know I made Robanukah up to get out of work right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:28)<span id="time-20-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Of course. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:29)<span id="time-20-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But that doesn't make it any less meaningful! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:32)<span id="time-20-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Fear_of_a_Bot_Planet#time-20-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: In that case - let the dancing begin! <i>[Fry and Leela do their robot dances.]</i> Hey you guys are good. How the hell do you do that?? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[There are several shots of the crew taking photos.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-22257888238149518652010-08-31T00:22:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.807-07:00i robot????<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Fry's Bedroom. Fry is awoken by squeaking bed springs from the apartment next door. He growls.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:08)<span id="time-00-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-00-08">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: I can't take it anymore! They've been at it for <i>hours</i>! <i>[He bangs on the wall.]</i> (shouting) Give it a rest, you two! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Apartment 00111001. The robots sit playing poker. They have springy bodies which are constantly squeaking. One of the robots oils his springs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:20)<span id="time-00-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-00-20">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Spring_Robots" title="Spring Robots">Robot</a></b>: [shouting] Sorry! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: Loading...]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Fry's Bedroom. Fry sleeps.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Fade to</b>: Fry's Dream. He is in a packed lecture hall. An old teacher stands at the front of the room. She wears frosted half-moon glasses and has grey hair.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:56)<span id="time-00-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-00-56">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dream_Teacher" title="Dream Teacher">Teacher</a></b>: Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:00)<span id="time-01-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. Uh, what subject is this? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:05)<span id="time-01-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teacher</b>: Ancient Egyptian algebra. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She points to the blackboard, revealing it is filled with Egyptian hieroglyphs. Fry gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:08)<span id="time-01-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What a nightmare! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:09)<span id="time-01-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teacher</b>: Mister Fry, are those your <i>underpants</i>? <i>[Fry looks down and sees he is wearing only his briefs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.]</i> Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She pulls down a poster showing the briefs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:22)<span id="time-01-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over] Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle. Whether you're on the job ... <i>[Fry suddenly appears in a company meeting wearing just Lightspeeds.]</i> ... or having fun. <i>[He sits with a woman on a bed.]</i> Lightspeed briefs, style and comfort for the discriminating crotch. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Like an advertisement, a pair of lightspeeds appear in front of a flashing background.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Fry's Bedroom. The dream ends and Fry suddenly wakes up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:33)<span id="time-01-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He falls asleep instantly.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. The staff sit around the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:44)<span id="time-01-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:47)<span id="time-01-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-47">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Of course. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:48)<span id="time-01-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But, how is that possible? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:49)<span id="time-01-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-01-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. <i>[He holds up an egg and injects it with liquid. The egg explodes, covering him and Leela in yolk.]</i> Although, in reality, it's not liquid, but gamma radiation. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:00)<span id="time-02-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's awful. It's like brainwashing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela wipes the yolk from her hair.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:03)<span id="time-02-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:05)<span id="time-02-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and T-shirts and written in the sky. But not in dreams. No, sir-ee! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:20)<span id="time-02-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-20">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Quit squawking, flesh wad. Nobody's forcing you to buy anything. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:24)<span id="time-02-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-24">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Yeah. I mean we all have commercials in our dreams but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[After a long silence they get up and run out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Alien Overlord & Taylor. The Planet Express staff enter the department store and are immediately preyed on by a saleswoman at the cosmetics stand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:45)<span id="time-02-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Saleswoman</b>: Hi! Care to sample the latest fragrance from Calvin Clone? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:49)<span id="time-02-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: No thanks. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The saleswoman sprays her. Amy curses in Chinese and walks away rubbing her eyes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:52)<span id="time-02-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Saleswoman</b>: And you, sir? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:53)<span id="time-02-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No thanks. I-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The saleswoman sprays him. Bender sprays her back with oil, covering her face. She coughs and splutters.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela is sat on a chair at the cosmetics stand. A cosmetologist brushes away her fringe.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:59)<span id="time-02-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-02-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Cosmetologist</b>: What a lovely face. We just need to draw attention away from the eye area. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She zaps Leela with something and then holds up a mirror. Leela sees her reflection and sighs. The woman has plastered her face in lipstick so she looks like a clown. In the menswear department Fry picks up a box of the briefs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:13)<span id="time-03-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-03-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool. <i>[He walks over to a salesman.]</i> Can I try these on before I buy them? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:17)<span id="time-03-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-03-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Salesman</b>: I'm afraid I can't let you open the package. But you can try on the demo pair. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls out a pair of smelly underpants and sprays them with deodorant.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Fitting Room. Fry puts on the briefs and is impressed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:27)<span id="time-03-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-03-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ooh! Ho, ho, ho! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks in the mirror and sees himself as a muscular man. Two women stand at his side in the mirror. He notices a sign that reads "Objects In The Mirror Are Less Attractive Than They Appear" and sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Alien Overlord & Taylor. In the robot accessories department, Bender, wearing a green sweater, picks up a few cans of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil from a stack and hides them under the sweater.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:48)<span id="time-03-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-03-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Hey, Bender! Great new sweater. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:50)<span id="time-03-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-03-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: New? What sweater? I came in with it. I don't know you people! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks off. A hovering CCTV camera follows him. Back in the menswear department, Fry buys the Lightspeeds.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:00)<span id="time-04-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Salesman</b>: $30, please. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:01)<span id="time-04-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: $30? I can't afford that. Unless... <i>[He pulls out his wallet.]</i> Do you take Visa? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:06)<span id="time-04-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Salesman</b>: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:08)<span id="time-04-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: American Express? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:09)<span id="time-04-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Salesman</b>: 600 years. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:11)<span id="time-04-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Discover card? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:12)<span id="time-04-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Salesman</b>: Sorry we don't take Discover. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy, Leela, Zoidberg and Bender arrive.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:14)<span id="time-04-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Hey! You're springing for Lightspeed? Pretty ritzy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:17)<span id="time-04-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No, I can't afford them. Being poor sucks. What kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:23)<span id="time-04-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Quiet. There's an ad coming on. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[On the screens, Mom, the woman from the tins of robot oil, sits in a chair knitting. She wears a large, green dress and an apron around her front. Behind her on the wall is a picture of three men dressed in the same grey clothes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:27)<span id="time-04-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-27">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Mom" title="Mom">Mom</a></b>: [on screen] Hello, shoppers. It's me, Mom! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:29)<span id="time-04-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey who's the rocker jockey? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:31)<span id="time-04-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Guh! It's Mom. The world's most huggable industrialist. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:34)<span id="time-04-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: [on screen] Call me old-fashioned, but when my robot starts to squeak like an old screen door, well, that's when I reach for a can of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:44)<span id="time-04-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Mmm, tasty! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:45)<span id="time-04-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: [on screen] And remember: Mom's oil is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She smiles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:52)<span id="time-04-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on screen] "Mom", "love" and "screen door" are registered trademarks of Momcorp. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The tins under Bender's sweater squeak.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:57)<span id="time-04-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-04-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, Bender. Sounds like you could use a little of that oil. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Some tins fall out of Bender's sweater. Seven hovering CCTV cameras surround him. He looks up at them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:03)<span id="time-05-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'm boned. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:04)<span id="time-05-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-04">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Smitty_and_URL" title="Smitty and URL">Smitty</a></b>: Freeze, scuzzbot! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:05)<span id="time-05-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Uh, there's obviously been some sort of a mistake here. <i>[More tins fall out.]</i> I'm sure there's-- <i>[More tins fall out.]</i> I say I'm sure there's-- <i>[Even more tins fall out.]</i> That is, I'm sure there's ... a very ... reasonable-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[And some more.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside New New York Police Department. A sign outside reads "Ask About Our Generous Brutality Settlements".]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: New New York Police Department. At the front desk Fry counts some money.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:30)<span id="time-05-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Do we have enough money to pay Bender's fine? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [counting] 78, 79, 79.50. Crud! We're 50 cents short. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:38)<span id="time-05-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'd love to chip in but Bender stole my wallet. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks through a window and sees the Big Apple Bank.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:43)<span id="time-05-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, that's my old bank. Maybe my account's still open. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Big Apple Bank. Fry steps forward to the desk and a machine scans his eye.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:51)<span id="time-05-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-51">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Big_Apple_Bank_teller" title="Big Apple Bank teller">Teller</a></b>: Hmm. We don't seem to have your retina scan, your fingerprint or your colonic map on file. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:56)<span id="time-05-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-05-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, well, I did open the account over a thousand years ago. What about my ATM card? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The teller takes out an ATM machine from under the desk and blows the dust off it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:02)<span id="time-06-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teller</b>: Do you still remember your PIN number? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:03)<span id="time-06-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Sure! It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda back where I used to work, Panucci's Pizza. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:09)<span id="time-06-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teller</b>: OK, you had a balance of 93 cents... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks at Amy and Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:12)<span id="time-06-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Alright! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:14)<span id="time-06-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teller</b>: And at an average of two-and-a-quarter percent interest over a period of 1000 years, that comes to ... $4.3 billion. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry stares for a moment before hyperventilating and foaming at the mouth. He faints.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. The staff celebrate, wearing top hats and drinking champagne.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:29)<span id="time-06-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-29">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: To Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:37)<span id="time-06-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Cheers! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They raise their glasses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:38)<span id="time-06-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I know Fry's rich, but do we really have to wear these top hats? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:41)<span id="time-06-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-06-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is. In fact, I think I'd better put on a monocle. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[And he does.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Le Spa. Fry lives the high life. At Le Spa Fry and Leela get a relaxing massage and Bender gets a buffing.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Famous-Painting-Shooting. Next, Fry and Leela walk down a corridor past many famous paintings. Fry stops at the Mona Lisa, points to it and buys it. The corridor is just a wall in the open countryside with paintings hanging on it. A man loads the painting into a catapult and fires it. Fry, Bender and Leela raise their lasers and shoot it, blasting it to pieces.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Original Cosmic Ray's Pizza. The Planet Express staff are gathered around a table for lunch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:13)<span id="time-07-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Pizza dinner on me! <i>[The others cheer.]</i> Just keep the tab under $50 million. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:18)<span id="time-07-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Chef</b>: Yo! <i>[He whistles.]</i> I haven't got all day. What kind of pizza yous guys want? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:22)<span id="time-07-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, yeah. We'll have one with everything but anchovies and one with my all time favourite topping, anchovies! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:30)<span id="time-07-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Chef</b>: [mechanical voice] Invalid selection. (normal voice) Yo, what are you talking about? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:33)<span id="time-07-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Anchovies? You know? Those little headless fish? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:35)<span id="time-07-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Robot Chef</b>: [mechanical voice] Does not compute. Does not compute. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His head explodes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:40)<span id="time-07-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy has been extinct since the 2200's. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:45)<span id="time-07-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: <i>What</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:46)<span id="time-07-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my, yes. Fished to death. Just about the time your people arrived on Earth wasn't it, <i>Zoidberg</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:52)<span id="time-07-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-52">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: [defensively] I'm not on trial here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:53)<span id="time-07-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-07-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So none of you has ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were all salty and oily and they melted in your mouth and-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:01)<span id="time-08-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Stop! Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "One more can't hurt" and then they were gone. We're sorry! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds his claws to his head and hangs it in shame. Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:10)<span id="time-08-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I just wish I could've showed you guys how great they were. I may be rich but I still can't buy back all the things I miss from the 20th century. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:18)<span id="time-08-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Maybe you're forgetting just how rich you are. <i>[He puts his monocle back on.]</i> Huh? Huh? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Historic 20th Century Apartments. A banner outside advertises "With Original Asbestos". On the steps, Fry shakes hands with the landlord and moves in.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Historic 20th Century Apartment. Amy, Bender and Leela are already in there. Amy picks up the telephone receiver and looks at it, confused. She puts the receiver over her eyes. Enter Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:31)<span id="time-08-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So? What do you think? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:34)<span id="time-08-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I know you spent a lot of money on this place, Fry, but it's awfully primitive. <i>[She stamps the floorboards.]</i> The floors are made of such hard wood. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:39)<span id="time-08-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey! Get a load of this pathetic 20th century TV! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:43)<span id="time-08-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What's wrong with it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:44)<span id="time-08-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well, aside from causing eye cancer, these things had a lousy low-definition picture. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:50)<span id="time-08-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: That's true. On a TV like this I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene tattoo. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She rolls her sleeve up to reveal her obscene tattoo which appears blurred. Bender whistles and Leela chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:55)<span id="time-08-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-08-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's cute! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Staadgi & Staadgi Auctioneers. In the crowded room Fry bids for something.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:00)<span id="time-09-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-00">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Auctioneer" title="Auctioneer">Auctioneer</a></b>: Sold! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:01)<span id="time-09-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yes! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:02)<span id="time-09-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I just don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:07)<span id="time-09-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I have an idea for a sitcom. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:09)<span id="time-09-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Ah, leave him alone, Leela. So he's going a little wacko with his money. It's OK. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:14)<span id="time-09-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You're just saying that because he bought you that antique robot toy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:19)<span id="time-09-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, it is cute. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He plays with a "Knock 'Em, Sock 'Em" toy. One little robot punches the others head off and Bender screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:24)<span id="time-09-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Auctioneer</b>: Now, our final item: This unopened can of Angry Norwegian brand anchovies circa 1997. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:31)<span id="time-09-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Anchovies? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:32)<span id="time-09-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Auctioneer</b>: The last known can in existence guaranteed fresh and edible. Do I hear $10,000? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:39)<span id="time-09-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 15,000! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:40)<span id="time-09-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: 20! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A rich Decapodian woman stands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:41)<span id="time-09-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Decapodian Woman</b>: 30! No, 40! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:43)<span id="time-09-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 50,000! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The other bidders whisper to each other.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:46)<span id="time-09-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Are you crazy? It's a can of old fish. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:49)<span id="time-09-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Don't tell me how to spend my money. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:51)<span id="time-09-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Auctioneer</b>: 50 going once, twice-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He raises his gavel.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:53)<span id="time-09-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: 75,000. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bidders gasp. Mom stands at the back of the room with the three men from the picture in the ad.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:57)<span id="time-09-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-09-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, my God! It's Mom! I've never seen her in person before. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:01)<span id="time-10-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 100,000. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[More whispering from the bidders.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:05)<span id="time-10-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, you can't bid against Mom; she's the richest, most powerful person in the world. And she's so adorable. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Mom looks in her purse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:12)<span id="time-10-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Well, I suppose I could go as high as ... 300,000. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:16)<span id="time-10-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 500! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:17)<span id="time-10-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Oh, mercy be. A million. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:18)<span id="time-10-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Two. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:19)<span id="time-10-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Six. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:20)<span id="time-10-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 14! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:21)<span id="time-10-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: I can see the nice young man really wants those little fish. Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry stands up and raises his hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:27)<span id="time-10-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: One <i>jillion</i> dollars. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bidders gasp.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:30)<span id="time-10-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Auctioneer</b>: Sir, that's not a number. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bidders gasp again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:33)<span id="time-10-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh. In that case, 50 million. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Mom turns to three men behind her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:38)<span id="time-10-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Well, boys, your old mother knows when she's been beat. <i>[She turns to Fry.]</i> You win, young man. I tip my bonnet to you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The other bidders murmur.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:46)<span id="time-10-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bidder #1</b>: Isn't she adorable? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:47)<span id="time-10-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bidder #2</b>: Isn't she sweet? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The auctioneer bangs his gavel.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:48)<span id="time-10-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-10-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Auctioneer</b>: What a class act! Sold! To the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry stands up an cheers himself but the other bidders "boo" him.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Historic 20th Century Apartment. Fry wanders around the room in the dark and picks up a box.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:00)<span id="time-11-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Now for some good old 20th century TV. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts a video tape into the VCR.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:06)<span id="time-11-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on TV] Do you remember a time when chocolate chip cookies came fresh from the oven? Petridge Farm remembers. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:12)<span id="time-11-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ah, those were the days. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:14)<span id="time-11-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on TV] Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A knock at the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:21)<span id="time-11-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [from outside] Fry? Are you there? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:23)<span id="time-11-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Eh? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Leela and Bender. Fry turns the TV off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:25)<span id="time-11-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You haven't been to work in three days. What have you been doing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:29)<span id="time-11-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I've been sitting right here. I picked up my life exactly where I left off a thousand years ago. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's eight o'clock. Time to get <i>biz-ay</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry turns the stereo on and Sir Mix-a-Lot's plays. Leela turns it off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:43)<span id="time-11-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:46)<span id="time-11-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:49)<span id="time-11-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, this isn't healthy. You're living in the past. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:52)<span id="time-11-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm rich! I can live whenever I want. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:54)<span id="time-11-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: But we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:58)<span id="time-11-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-11-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah! Now are you gonna come to the squid fights with us or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:05)<span id="time-12-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gets up and walks towards the door. Bender turns around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:12)<span id="time-12-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [sadly] <i>I'm</i> a thing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:13)<span id="time-12-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Just leave me alone. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry opens the door and Leela and Bender walk out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:18)<span id="time-12-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, please-- <i>[Fry slams the door and Leela knocks.]</i> (from outside) My ponytail's caught in the door. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:22)<span id="time-12-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't need them. Not when I have my antique videos, my bucket of fossilised KFC and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He kisses the tin of anchovies.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Mom's Friendly Robot Company Building Corridor. Mom walks towards her office, followed by her sons. Walt has a full head of black hair, Larry has blond hair and Igner has a tuft of purple hair.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:35)<span id="time-12-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Mercy me, what a day. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Mom's Office.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:36)<span id="time-12-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Could you shut the door, Igner, dear? I think I feel a draught coming on. <i>[Igner closes the door and Mom's torso open up, revealing it to be just a body suit. A thinner but just as old a woman jumps out.]</i> Holy crap, that bastard's itchy! <i>[She snaps her fingers.]</i> Walt! Cream soda! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:49)<span id="time-12-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Walt,_Larry_and_Igner" title="Walt, Larry and Igner">Walt</a></b>: Right away, mother. Larry, get your mother a cream soda. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:52)<span id="time-12-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-52">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Walt,_Larry_and_Igner" title="Walt, Larry and Igner">Larry</a></b>: But, Mom said-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Walt slaps him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:53)<span id="time-12-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-12-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: You heard me. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Mom drinks the can of soda, throws it down then lights a cigarette.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:02)<span id="time-13-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-02">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Walt,_Larry_and_Igner" title="Walt, Larry and Igner">Igner</a></b>: What's wrong, Mommy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:04)<span id="time-13-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: It's those damned anchovies. That dirtbag, Fry, must know their secret. And I won't rest until I get my hands on them. No one messes with Mom! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She cackles. Walt joins in, followed by Larry and Igner. Walt slaps Larry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:24)<span id="time-13-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Quiet, you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Mom sits behind a huge desk.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:29)<span id="time-13-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: As you boys know, one of the cornerstones of my empire is Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil. Think of it: 10 billion robots, each one needing an oil change every 3000 miles. You don't have to do the math to know that's a <i>buttload</i> of oil. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:45)<span id="time-13-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Igner</b>: Can I wear your fat suit? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:46)<span id="time-13-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: [shouting] No, Igner, put that down! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Igner drops the fat suit arm and groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:49)<span id="time-13-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: What does this have to do with the anchovies? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:51)<span id="time-13-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-13-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: I'm getting to the freaking anchovies. <i>[She turns on a TV displaying an anchovy.]</i> A single drop of the anchovies' natural oil would lubricate 10 robots permanently. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:00)<span id="time-14-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: Wow, it's a shame they went extinct. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:02)<span id="time-14-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: [shouting] No, it isn't! Shut your filthy trap! <i>[Walt slaps Larry.]</i> (talking) Thank you, Walt. If anyone ever got a hold of anchovy DNA, they could chop out the oil-making gene, stick it in a bunch of Third-World kids and <i>bam</i>! Cheap effective robot oil. Enough to put dear, old Mom out of businness. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:19)<span id="time-14-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: My God! This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Historic 20th Century Apartment. Fry sits in the dark watching </i>Sanford & Son<i>.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:29)<span id="time-14-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fred</b>: [on TV] Esther, you ugly! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry laughs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Mom's Friendly Robot Company Building: Mom's Office.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:32)<span id="time-14-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: We have only one option: We'll have to bankrupt Mr. Fry, so he'll be forced to sell the anchovies to us. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:37)<span id="time-14-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Mother, you are one clever old skag! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:40)<span id="time-14-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: And don't you forget it! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:42)<span id="time-14-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: But how are we supposed to get Fry's money out of the bank? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:44)<span id="time-14-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: That part will be easy, thanks to the nice people at Mom's Old Fashioned Video Surveillance Unit. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She puts another tape in. The scene at Big Apple Bank replays on the TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:51)<span id="time-14-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Teller</b>: [on TV] Do you still remember your PIN number? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:52)<span id="time-14-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [on TV] Sure! It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda back where I used to work, Panucci's Pizza. <i>[The tape rewinds.]</i> It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Mom turns the TV off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:58)<span id="time-14-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-14-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: You know what needs to be done. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:04)<span id="time-15-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:05)<span id="time-15-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: [shouting] Get his PIN number, you idiots! <i>[She zips up her fat suit.]</i> (talking) Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Historic 20th Century Apartment. There is a knock at the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:15)<span id="time-15-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: [from outside] Mr. Fry, it's those three plumbers you called for. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:19)<span id="time-15-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: [from outside] We're here to tighten your drain. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The sounds of Walt's hand meeting Larry's face is heard. Fry opens the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:25)<span id="time-15-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I didn't order any-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Walt and Igner jump on Fry and hold him down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:27)<span id="time-15-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Quick! Give him the tranquilliser. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Larry puts some tablets in Fry's mouth and strokes them down his throat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:32)<span id="time-15-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: That's a good boy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry falls unconscious.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Pizzeria Set. Fry comes around and sees a disguised Walt wearing a fake handlebar moustache.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:39)<span id="time-15-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Wake up, Mr. Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:41)<span id="time-15-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Where am I? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:42)<span id="time-15-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: You're in the good old year 2000, working here at Panucci's Pizza. You fell asleep on the job. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:48)<span id="time-15-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That sounds like me but I thought I got frozen. Wasn't I in the future? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:53)<span id="time-15-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: No, you only "dreamed" you were in the year 3000. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:56)<span id="time-15-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-15-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So I'm really back? That's exactly what I wanted, I guess. Who are you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:01)<span id="time-16-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: I'm Mr. Panucci. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:03)<span id="time-16-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You are? Did you grow a moustache since last night? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Walt tears off the moustache.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:07)<span id="time-16-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: No. Now go work the currency register, I think I hear a customer coming. <i>[No one enters.]</i> I said, "I think I hear a customer coming"! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Backstage, Larry forces a dress over Igner's head while Pamela Anderson's head in jar sits on a table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:16)<span id="time-16-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: Hurry up, please. I wanna get back to the Head Museum. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:19)<span id="time-16-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: Don't worry, Miss Anderson, this won't take long. Now, your motivation is you're back in the year 2000 and your head's still on your body, and you want a cheese pizza. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He picks up the jar and puts it on Igner's head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:31)<span id="time-16-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: OK. But I'm only doing this so people will take my head seriously as an actress. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[On the set, Fry notices something on a sign above him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:37)<span id="time-16-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, look! Anchovies! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:38)<span id="time-16-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Of course. They're not extinct yet. And if you need further proof that this is really a thousand years ago, well, here's contemporary actress, Pamela Anderson! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Igner walks in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:51)<span id="time-16-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ooh! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:53)<span id="time-16-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: Hello, Fry. Remember me from <i>Baywatch: The Movie</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:56)<span id="time-16-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:57)<span id="time-16-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-16-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow-motion. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:01)<span id="time-17-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: [whispering] It hasn't been made yet. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:02)<span id="time-17-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: [whispering] Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Walt shakes his head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:04)<span id="time-17-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Walt</b>: Nope. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:05)<span id="time-17-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: Crap! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:06)<span id="time-17-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait. You're Pamela Anderson! Cool! What can I get you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:10)<span id="time-17-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza and a large ... uh ... line? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Larry whispers from backstage.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:15)<span id="time-17-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: [whispering] Soda! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:16)<span id="time-17-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: Oh, right! Cheese pizza and a large soda! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:20)<span id="time-17-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, cheese and a-- <i>[Walt immediately picks up the boxed pizza and soda from under the counter.]</i> That was quick! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:24)<span id="time-17-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Anderson</b>: So. What do I owe you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:27)<span id="time-17-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 10.77. Same as my PIN number. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Walt, Larry, Igner and Anderson laugh. Fry, unsure, just laughs along with them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:37)<span id="time-17-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Igner</b>: Hey! You don't get to laugh. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hits Fry on the head with Anderson's jar.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Historic 20th Century Apartments. A white limo pulls up outside and the sons throw Fry out onto the pavement. There are bags of money in the limo. Igner drives.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:45)<span id="time-17-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Igner</b>: Thanks a billion! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs. Larry counts the cash in the back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:46)<span id="time-17-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: More like 4.3 billion! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs with Igner. Walt slaps them both.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:49)<span id="time-17-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Igner</b>: Ow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:50)<span id="time-17-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-17-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Larry</b>: Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The limo speeds off and Fry blacks out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Fry's Dream. Pizza's, "1077"'s and anchovy tins float around him. Leela's and Bender's heads float towards him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:01)<span id="time-18-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, I had a nightmare I was in the year 2000 and you guys never existed. I'm so glad I'm awake now and you're really here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:08)<span id="time-18-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Since when do you care about us? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:10)<span id="time-18-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:14)<span id="time-18-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No, that's not true! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela and Bender float away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:16)<span id="time-18-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Goodbye-ee! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:18)<span id="time-18-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Whee! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A pack of Lightspeeds appear in the corner.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:21)<span id="time-18-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over] This dream brought to you by Lightspeed briefs. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Historic 20th Century Apartments. Fry comes to. A repo-bot walks out of his apartment with his TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:24)<span id="time-18-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Bender! Leela! Don't leave me. Wait a minute! Hey, buddy, what year is this? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:31)<span id="time-18-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Repo-bot</b>: Uh, 3000. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:33)<span id="time-18-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: 3000? Yes! I'm still in the future! Life is wonderful! <i>[He sees what the repo-bot is carrying.]</i> Wait! What are you doing with my stuff? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:40)<span id="time-18-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Repo-bot</b>: Uh, cheque bounced. We're taking it all back. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:44)<span id="time-18-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, no! My ATM card! My secret PIN number -- 1077. I've got nothing left. Except... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pulls the tin of anchovies out of his sock.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Leela and Bender sit on the couch and Farnsworth sits at the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:55)<span id="time-18-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:59)<span id="time-18-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-18-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Uh, wha? Oh, yes! They say madness runs in our family. Some even call <i>me</i> mad! And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies that suck blood out of... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks out, still blabbering. Enter Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:15)<span id="time-19-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Leela! Bender! I missed you so much! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:17)<span id="time-19-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You did? What happened? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:19)<span id="time-19-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I was robbed. They got everything except these. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up the anchovies.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:22)<span id="time-19-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Who did? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela gasps. Mom stands in the doorway wearing her fat suit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:24)<span id="time-19-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Hello, Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:25)<span id="time-19-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It's Mom! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:26)<span id="time-19-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: I felt terrible when I heard about your money troubles and I thought maybe I could help out a sweet, young man by buying his anchovies. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:34)<span id="time-19-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Sorry. But the anchovies aren't for sale. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:37)<span id="time-19-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: What? Listen, you little bastard. I control the robot oil business and I won't let you ruin me. How much do you want? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:44)<span id="time-19-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You might as well put that chequebook away, because I've discovered something even more important: My friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me. <i>[Bender and Leela look at each other.]</i> That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza, so I can share the food I love with the people I like. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:59)<span id="time-19-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-19-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Mom</b>: Holy hell! You're going to <i>eat</i> them? Oh, well. Just make sure you eat them all, you're a growing boy. Toodle-oo! <i>[She walks out.]</i> Dumb ass! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:09)<span id="time-20-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What a nice lady! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The whole staff except for Zoidberg are gathered around the table. Fry opens the tin of anchovies.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:17)<span id="time-20-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:23)<span id="time-20-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: I don't know, I've had cow. <i>[The staff tuck in. Everyone except Fry spits out their pizza.]</i> Ew! Gross! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:32)<span id="time-20-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ah, no one likes them at first but they'll grow on you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Zoidberg. He sniffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:37)<span id="time-20-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: That stench. That heavenly stench! <i>[He gobbles up the rest of the pizza.]</i> More! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:46)<span id="time-20-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: There aren't any more. And there never will be. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zoidberg tips the table over and moves towards Fry, raising his claws.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:48)<span id="time-20-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:A_Fishful_of_Dollars#time-20-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: More! More! More! <i>More</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-25748486060693733942010-08-31T00:21:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.832-07:00a man named doug<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Restaurant. Leela sits at a table with a date, a man called Doug.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:03)<span id="time-00-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-03">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: This place was a great choice. The food is amazing. And such generous portions. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:08)<span id="time-00-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-08">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Doug" title="Doug">Doug</a></b>: You like the meal just wait until you try these after-dinner mints. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:10)<span id="time-00-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You know, Doug, most guys are put off by my eye. It's nice to finally meet someone who's open-minded. <i>[They gaze across the table into each other's eyes. Without averting his gaze, Doug slips out a long pink tongue and licks up the mint.]</i> Ew! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: presented in BC [Brain Control] where available.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Kitchen. Amy, Leela and Fry stand around drinking coffee.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:49)<span id="time-00-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: What was wrong with your date last night? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:51)<span id="time-00-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I don't know. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Possibly his <i>vile</i> lizard tongue. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:57)<span id="time-00-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-57">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: You're too picky. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:58)<span id="time-00-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-00-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:05)<span id="time-01-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: There's nothing wrong with having high standards. Now can we please stop-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Amy, Fry and Leela walk in. The others sit around the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:08)<span id="time-01-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-08">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy, Leela and Fry sit down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:15)<span id="time-01-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:22)<span id="time-01-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Thank you all for the inspiring advice, but I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it is. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:27)<span id="time-01-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-27">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: That sounds like a cry for help. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:29)<span id="time-01-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:33)<span id="time-01-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-33">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: The Federal Sex Bureau. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:34)<span id="time-01-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: A saucy puppet show. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:36)<span id="time-01-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: The rotting carcass of a whale. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:38)<span id="time-01-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Hmm, I'll pick! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The Hip Joint. A nightclub on </i>Jetsons<i>-esque stilts with hovering platforms and strobe lighting. Everyone except Fry is wearing outfits with grooby rings.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:46)<span id="time-01-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Oh, wow! It's totally retro! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:50)<span id="time-01-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Why's everyone wearing those rings? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:52)<span id="time-01-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore! Rings are stupid! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:55)<span id="time-01-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I think they look cool. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:57)<span id="time-01-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Sh! Don't let anyone hear you say that! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:59)<span id="time-01-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-01-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: Hey, did that guy just say rings are cool? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:01)<span id="time-02-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Nope, he said they're stupid. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The man thumbs-ups.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:03)<span id="time-02-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: Cool! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela, Amy and Bender sit at a table with drinks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:06)<span id="time-02-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: So what do you think of that guy by the bar? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:08)<span id="time-02-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I don't know. Maybe? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:09)<span id="time-02-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Forget it, he's gay. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:11)<span id="time-02-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What? How can you tell? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:13)<span id="time-02-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I just know these things. I've got what they call <i>gaydar</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:16)<span id="time-02-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: There's no such thing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:18)<span id="time-02-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No? <i>[He pulls out a machine with a small antenna on it from his chest cabinet. The antenna swivels around.]</i> OK, I got a lock on him. <i>[The machine beeps.]</i> Yep! He's gay! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:27)<span id="time-02-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Are you sure? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:28)<span id="time-02-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Definitely. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry talks to a woman at the bar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:33)<span id="time-02-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Woman</b>: You're from the 20th century? That's incredible! I'm from the 21st century. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:38)<span id="time-02-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No way! We've got so much in common. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:40)<span id="time-02-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Woman</b>: We sure do. Remember when those cyborgs enslaved humanity? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:44)<span id="time-02-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, yeah! That rings a bell. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Back at the table, a well-built man has joined the others.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:47)<span id="time-02-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: This is Bolt Rolands. Bolt is a hyper-sled racer with 10 wins on the pro-circuit. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:53)<span id="time-02-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bolt</b>: Hello, beautiful! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:55)<span id="time-02-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [whispering] I think she means 10 wins on the <i>gay</i> circuit. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bolt chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:58)<span id="time-02-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-02-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bolt</b>: I wish! Those cats can really fly. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zoidberg sits alone at the bar. He tries to pick up a drink but his claws just knock the glass over. He folds his arms and sulks. A lobster in a tank catches his eye and he stares and smiles, lovestruck. At the table, a green cloud hovers where Bolt was.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:17)<span id="time-03-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: This is M-5438, an entity of pure energy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:21)<span id="time-03-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's great, really, but he's just not what I'm looking for. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:25)<span id="time-03-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>M-5438</b>: I understand. One day you will evolve beyond your physical body, and on that day I hope you will pick up the phone. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He flies away. Amy sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:33)<span id="time-03-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: You're impossible. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender's gaydar beeps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:36)<span id="time-03-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Just as well; I think he comes from a dimension that's big on musical theatre. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside The Hip Joint. Everyone is leaving: Amy with M-5438, Zoidberg with the lobster and Fry with the 21st century woman. Bender is already outside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:48)<span id="time-03-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Pst. I need the apartment tonight. Go see a saucy puppet show. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Bender some cash.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:52)<span id="time-03-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Can do! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The Hip Joint. Leela is the only person left in the room. A janitor passes by her table, sweeping.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:56)<span id="time-03-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-03-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Janitor</b>: My, my, my! What's a beautiful lady like you-- <i>[Leela looks up.]</i> Oh, my! Eurgh! I'm sorry, I thought you had two eyes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. It's the next morning and everyone sits around the table drinking coffee.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:04)<span id="time-04-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So, Leela, you must have had your pick of the litter last night at closing time. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:09)<span id="time-04-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:12)<span id="time-04-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-12">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Yes, let's all talk about Leela's personal life later. But right now we have business to attend to. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:18)<span id="time-04-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: A delivery? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:19)<span id="time-04-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: No. A tax-deductible mission of charity. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He flicks a switch, the lights dim and a translucent holographic image of a planet is projected over the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:23)<span id="time-04-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Computer Voice</b>: This is Vergon 6. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:25)<span id="time-04-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: This is Vergon 6. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:27)<span id="time-04-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: [sarcastic] Buh! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:28)<span id="time-04-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:33)<span id="time-04-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Animals? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:34)<span id="time-04-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:47)<span id="time-04-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wait! What about the animals? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:49)<span id="time-04-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:57)<span id="time-04-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-04-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Yes, but what about the animals? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:00)<span id="time-05-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: The wha? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:01)<span id="time-05-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: The animals. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:02)<span id="time-05-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:09)<span id="time-05-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: So we have to bring back two of each kind. Just like Noah's Ark. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:13)<span id="time-05-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Why two? <i>[Leela whispers something to him.]</i> Oh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He giggles.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit. The ship is en route to the planet. Bender and Fry sit on opposite sides of the cocpit. They lean across to talk.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:21)<span id="time-05-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I bet you Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:24)<span id="time-05-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes, then poke one out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:29)<span id="time-05-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, that'd be a timesaver. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela is sat right behind them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:31)<span id="time-05-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Do you mind? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Here you go. <i>[He pulls out a fork.]</i> You can use this as an eye-poker. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:35)<span id="time-05-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Thank you. But I don't care how many eyes a man has ... as long as it's less than five. All I'm looking for is a guy who's adventurous, self-confident... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Ship. The ship flies on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:44)<span id="time-05-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [from ship] ...maybe a snappy dresser. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[As the ship flies away, a large ship, the Nimbus, flies over the top.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge. The captain, Zapp Brannigan, stands admiring himself while his first officer Kif sits to his left. They both wear red uniforms. Kif is a spindly little green alien and Zapp's physique is dominated by a large, poorly-contained gut.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:47)<span id="time-05-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-47">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Zapp_Brannigan" title="Zapp Brannigan">Zapp</a></b>: These new uniforms are pretty snappy, eh, first officer? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:49)<span id="time-05-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Kif_Kroker" title="Kif Kroker">Kif</a></b>: I suppose, Captain. I'm not as big a fan of <i>velour</i> as you are. Now what do you want to do about that unidentified ship? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Planet Express ship flies across the viewscreen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:56)<span id="time-05-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-05-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Destroy them! <i>[As he raises his arm he flexes his muscle. He stops to feel it.]</i> Mmm! That's got a nice feel to it. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:05)<span id="time-06-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Captain's journal: Star date, 3000.3. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:08)<span id="time-06-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Who are you talking to, sir? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:10)<span id="time-06-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You! Aren't you getting this? <i>[Kif sighs and scurries to a typing machine. Zapp dictates.]</i> We have detected a vessel attempting to break the security cordon around Vergon 6. I'm anticipating an all-out tactical dogfight, followed by a light dinner ... ravioli, ham, sundae bar. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. The crew see the Nimbus through the windscreen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:28)<span id="time-06-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hey, look! That's Zapp Brannigan's ship. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:30)<span id="time-06-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! <i>The</i> Zapp Brannigan? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:33)<span id="time-06-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh-huh! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:34)<span id="time-06-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Who's <i>the</i> Zapp Brannigan? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge. Zapp and Kif watch the ship approach.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:36)<span id="time-06-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Shall I fire on them now, sir? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:38)<span id="time-06-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Not yet, Kif. In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. <i>[Kif sighs.]</i> What? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:45)<span id="time-06-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: They say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octillian system from a horde of rampaging Killbots. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:51)<span id="time-06-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:52)<span id="time-06-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: A grim day for robot-kind. Ah, but we can always build more Killbots! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:57)<span id="time-06-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-06-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: He's the most decorated captain in the whole Democratic Order Of Planets. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:01)<span id="time-07-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [teasing] Leela's got a boyfriend! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:03)<span id="time-07-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No I don't. But I think we ought to meet with him and see if he'll help us rescue those animals. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:07)<span id="time-07-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well, just in case you guys hit it off, you'll wanna take this with you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up the fork.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:14)<span id="time-07-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Sir, they're headed straight for us. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:16)<span id="time-07-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: A well-calculated move straight out of Sun Tzu's classic text <i>The Art Of War</i>, or my own masterwork: <i>Zapp Brannigan's Big Book Of War.</i> <i>[He holds up the book with a picture of him on the front.]</i> But the one thing their captain doesn't realise and never will is that-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:28)<span id="time-07-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:30)<span id="time-07-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Then I have risked all and lost. Kif, old man, I'll be in the escape pod. <i>[He gets up and heads for the door.]</i> If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter, have it sent to my P.O. box. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The door opens and the Planet Express crew walk in. Zapp screams and hides behind a chair. Leela looks around and sees Kif.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:42)<span id="time-07-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hello, I'm Leela, captain of the Planet Express delivery ship. We've come aboard to plead for your assistance. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:48)<span id="time-07-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Well, if there's anything-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp jumps in front of Kif.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:50)<span id="time-07-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: I'm in command here. Zapp Brannigan. Has my fame preceded me or was I too quick for you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:55)<span id="time-07-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-07-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, not at all. I'm just so, uh, really thrilled to meet you! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:00)<span id="time-08-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You're an impressive piece of captain. Beautiful and deadly -- a potent combination. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:05)<span id="time-08-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [flattered] You don't mean that! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:07)<span id="time-08-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: But I do. I doubt I've seen more than three or four captains sexier than you, and only one who was deadlier. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes her hand and Fry leans in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:13)<span id="time-08-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I heard that one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something-something-system. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:19)<span id="time-08-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: The Killbots? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:23)<span id="time-08-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! I never would have thought of that! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:25)<span id="time-08-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Kif, show them the medal I won. <i>[Kif sighs and points to a medal on Zapp's uniform.]</i> <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Mess Hall. Leela, Zapp, Fry and Bender sit at a table, looking down at the rest of the crew who are eating. Kif grates cheese over Zapp's food.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:39)<span id="time-08-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: More, please. <i>[Kif grates.]</i> A little more ... more ... keep going. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He carries on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:45)<span id="time-08-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Captain Brannigan, we really need to talk to you about our mission. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:47)<span id="time-08-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He raises his glass to the crew.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:53)<span id="time-08-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crewman</b>: [shouting] You suck! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:54)<span id="time-08-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We're hoping to save the animals of Vergon 6 from extinction. And if you could just-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp spits out his drink.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:58)<span id="time-08-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-08-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Vergon 6? This light dinner is over. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:01)<span id="time-09-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wait! What's wrong? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:02)<span id="time-09-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: The Democratic Order Of Planets prohibits interfering with undeveloped worlds. It's a little rule known as "Brannigan's Law". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:09)<span id="time-09-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: But people already interfered. That planet was mined completely hollow. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:14)<span id="time-09-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Yes, by a Democratic Order Of Planets mining crew. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:17)<span id="time-09-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: This doesn't make any sense. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:19)<span id="time-09-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:23)<span id="time-09-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fine! We'll save the animals without your help. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:26)<span id="time-09-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: I'm afraid I can't allow that. Guards! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Guards grab Leela, Fry and Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:30)<span id="time-09-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What just happened? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:31)<span id="time-09-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: He's throwing us in prison. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:33)<span id="time-09-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Dang! Can I get this wrapped up? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up his plate and Zapp nods.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Brig. Leela touches the force field around the doorway and gets electrocuted.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:39)<span id="time-09-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Ow! I might've liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:45)<span id="time-09-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You really are too picky. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Corridor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:46)<span id="time-09-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Kif, follow me up to the observation deck. I've got some musing to do. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp climbs a ladder and Kif accidentally looks up his skirt.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:53)<span id="time-09-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Oh, jeez! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Observation Deck. Zapp looks out through the dome window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:56)<span id="time-09-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-09-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: I'm facing a formidable female adversary, Kif. Suggestions? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:00)<span id="time-10-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: I fail to see any problem, sir. You already imprisoned her under directive B-10.8-1. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:06)<span id="time-10-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You mean Brannigan's Law? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:08)<span id="time-10-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Right, that law. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:10)<span id="time-10-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Which one? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:12)<span id="time-10-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Brannigan's Law. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:13)<span id="time-10-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Kif, you're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my contempt once again. As my protégé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her. <i>[Kif sighs.]</i> This time we are sure she's a woman, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:27)<span id="time-10-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: <i>Yes</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:28)<span id="time-10-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Good! Invite her to my quarters. Oh, and have <i>the boy</i> lay out my formal shorts. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:34)<span id="time-10-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: "The boy", sir? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:35)<span id="time-10-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You. You lay out my formal shorts. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He disappears down the ladder.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Corridor. Kif walks past crewmembers with Leela following him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:39)<span id="time-10-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: The <i>jackass</i> wants to see you in his quarters. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:42)<span id="time-10-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Good. This will be my chance to reason with him, captain to captain. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:46)<span id="time-10-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: And he wants you to wear this. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif holds up a skimpy little outfit. Leela ignores it and knocks on Zapp's door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:51)<span id="time-10-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [sexilly; from inside] Come and get it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Zapp's Quarters. The doors open and Leela walks in. The room is filled with candles and red furnishings. Zapp lies on his hovering heart-shaped bed under a huge portrait of himself that is similar to the portrait of JFK.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:55)<span id="time-10-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-10-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium". <i>Sham-pag-in</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:02)<span id="time-11-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I didn't realise you were such a <i>coin-a-sewer</i>. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:05)<span id="time-11-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Well I have studied abroad. Or two! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He laughs. Leela fakes a laugh and throws her champagne on the floor while Zapp isn't looking.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:11)<span id="time-11-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Captain-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:12)<span id="time-11-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Uh-huh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:13)<span id="time-11-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: If we could speak seriously for a moment-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:15)<span id="time-11-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Uh-huh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:16)<span id="time-11-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'd like you to reconsider letting us rescue those animals. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:18)<span id="time-11-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Mm-hm. <i>[He moves the bed closer to Leela. Leela pulls the plug out of the socket and the bed falls to the floor.]</i> I like your style. I find it very... (whispering) erotic. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:31)<span id="time-11-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:32)<span id="time-11-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [shouting] Erotic! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Kif's Quarters. Zapp's words echo around the ship. Kif gets frustrated and bangs the ceiling with a broom handle.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Brig. Fry and Bender are still inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:39)<span id="time-11-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:43)<span id="time-11-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, yeah! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He bends the hatch off and the steam rushes out of it and starts filling the room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:49)<span id="time-11-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No good! It's full of steam! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Zapp's Quarters. Leela impatiently paces back and forth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:52)<span id="time-11-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:58)<span id="time-11-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-11-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'm not really in the mood. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:00)<span id="time-12-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rolls over onto his back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:05)<span id="time-12-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Can I <i>please</i> just go back to prison? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:07)<span id="time-12-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: You'd rather sit in prison than spend one evening with the <i>Zapper</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:11)<span id="time-12-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: <i>Much</i> rather! <i>[Zapp starts to cry.]</i> What are you doing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:18)<span id="time-12-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [crying] Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go. You want the rest of the sham-pag-in? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:26)<span id="time-12-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No. And it's pronounced "sham-pane". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:29)<span id="time-12-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [crying] Oh, God, no! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:32)<span id="time-12-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It's not a big deal. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:34)<span id="time-12-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [crying] I get so lonely. I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:39)<span id="time-12-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, forget it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:40)<span id="time-12-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [crying] Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:45)<span id="time-12-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It comes with the job. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:48)<span id="time-12-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [crying] I'm just so lonely! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He cries more.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:52)<span id="time-12-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, come on. Cheer up. It's not that bad. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Brig. The room is still full of steam.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:57)<span id="time-12-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You wanna try escaping again? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:59)<span id="time-12-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-12-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nah, I'm comfy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They are wearing towels enjoying the steam room they've created.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:01)<span id="time-13-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Zapp's Quarters. The morning after the night before... Leela wakes up. She turns her head and sees she's lying in Zapp's bed. With him. He is still asleep and has a big grin on his face. She screams.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela has dressed and is sneaking out. Zapp wakes up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:17)<span id="time-13-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Good morning, lover. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:19)<span id="time-13-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh, listen, Zapp. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:21)<span id="time-13-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:25)<span id="time-13-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Zapp, last night was a mistake. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:27)<span id="time-13-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: A <i>sexy</i> mistake. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:29)<span id="time-13-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zapp laughs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:35)<span id="time-13-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:42)<span id="time-13-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away ... from! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:46)<span id="time-13-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:49)<span id="time-13-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:54)<span id="time-13-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Go ahead. I won't stop you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:55)<span id="time-13-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Threaten all you-- Wait. What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:57)<span id="time-13-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-13-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before <i>the craving</i> sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy ... bam! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at his crotch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:09)<span id="time-14-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Eurgh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She storms out. Zapp chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:13)<span id="time-14-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [shouting] Kif! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif appears in the doorway.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:15)<span id="time-14-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: Yes-- <i>[He groans and looks away. Zapp is standing up holding the bed sheet over his crotch.]</i> Yes, Captain? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:18)<span id="time-14-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: I have made it with a woman. Inform the men. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Brig. Kif lets Fry and Bender out of the cell.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:24)<span id="time-14-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: The fatso says you're free to go. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:26)<span id="time-14-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Really? Why? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:28)<span id="time-14-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: [quietly] "Why" indeed. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks at Leela then walks off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:30)<span id="time-14-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What does that mean? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:31)<span id="time-14-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [defensively] Nothing. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:32)<span id="time-14-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:35)<span id="time-14-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [defensively] We just talked, OK?! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship flies down to Vergon 6, through the green cloudy sky. The planet is surreal and Dali-like.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Vergon 6 Surface. Leela, Fry and Bender stand beside the ship with large nets.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:46)<span id="time-14-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-14-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Montage</b>: The crew hunt for the animals. First, Bender tries to find the purple fruit snake but it finds him first and eats him. He stands up inside the snake and drags it back to the ship. Fry tries to get the windy shrimp but it blows him away. Leela tries to get the four-legged mimic which looks like a horse but copies people's heads and movements. Fry holds a net and tries to decide which one is the mimic. Leela points at the mimic and it points back at her. Fry looks ... and throws the net over Leela. Later, Leela ticks off the final animal on the checklist.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The checklist is filled. A small animal comes out from behind some plants. It is mostly black, has one huge nostril in the middle of it's face and a three eyes, one of them on a long stalk coming out of the middle of it's head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:24)<span id="time-15-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hello, there. <i>[The animal sniffs around Leela's feet.]</i> Hmm. He doesn't seem to be on the checklist. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:34)<span id="time-15-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So, you're saying we can cook him? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:36)<span id="time-15-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:38)<span id="time-15-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No! I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking him. <i>[She picks the thing up.]</i> Aww! I'll call him Nibbler. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:47)<span id="time-15-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:51)<span id="time-15-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-15-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I hope he'll be OK in there with all those big animals. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cargo Bay. Leela opens the outer door, puts him in and closes it. The other animals surround Nibbler. He sniffs at them and then eats one whole.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Observation Deck. Zapp looks at Leela through a telescope.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:12)<span id="time-16-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:17)<span id="time-16-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: That's a shame, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:19)<span id="time-16-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: So let's make the most of our time together, shall we? <i>[They sit in silence.]</i> Never mind. Just give me a back rub. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Vergon 6 Surface. Bender carries a two-headed flamingo.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:27)<span id="time-16-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I found a pair of Hermaphlamingos. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:29)<span id="time-16-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Good. That's the last species. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cargo Bay. The crew look inside and gasp in horror. Nibbler sits in the empty room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:33)<span id="time-16-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey. What the--? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:34)<span id="time-16-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Where'd they all go? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Nibbler eats the Hermaphlamingos, making lots of disgusting noises. The crew watch and cringe.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:43)<span id="time-16-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Nibbler! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:44)<span id="time-16-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I can't believe we flew halfway across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam just to get lunch for that stupid animal! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:50)<span id="time-16-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: He's pending for a bending. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He rolls up his sleeves and chases Nibbler. He runs to Leela and she picks him up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:54)<span id="time-16-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-16-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ground shakes, rocking the ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:01)<span id="time-17-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: The planet's kerploding! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Vergon 6 Surface. Fry runs out through a door and falls through the ground. Bender reaches into the hole and pulls him back up.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:09)<span id="time-17-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Prepare for lift-off. <i>[She turns the key in the ignition but the engine doesn't start. The fuel gauge reads empty.]</i> We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:17)<span id="time-17-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, I'll do it when we get back. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ground shakes again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:21)<span id="time-17-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:24)<span id="time-17-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No way! Forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:27)<span id="time-17-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What? What are you talking about? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:29)<span id="time-17-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [defensively] Nothing. We just talked. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:31)<span id="time-17-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So what's your problem? It's not like you slept with him. <i>[Leela hangs her head in shame.]</i> Oh, my God! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:42)<span id="time-17-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb, gross gorilla! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:47)<span id="time-17-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's enough! Don't you think I feel bad enough already? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:51)<span id="time-17-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ground shakes violently.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:53)<span id="time-17-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Alright, alright. I'll call him. <i>[She presses a button and the videophone comes down.]</i> I mean, if living is that important to you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Nimbus Bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:59)<span id="time-17-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-17-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: And that's why you'll never make captain, Kif. <i>["Incoming Message" repeatedly flashes on the viewscreen.]</i> Hmm. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela face appears.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:04)<span id="time-18-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [on screen] Hello, Zapp? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:05)<span id="time-18-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Well, well, well! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:08)<span id="time-18-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Zapp, we're out of fuel... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:10)<span id="time-18-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [on screen] ...and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:12)<span id="time-18-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:18)<span id="time-18-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [on screen] Bird's don't crawl. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:19)<span id="time-18-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: They've been known to. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:21)<span id="time-18-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look, are you going to rescue us or not? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:23)<span id="time-18-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [on screen] Can't you ask a little more ... <i>sexfully</i>? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Bender make encouragig gestures at Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:29)<span id="time-18-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [sexfully] Please? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:30)<span id="time-18-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [sexfully; on screen] Big Z? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:32)<span id="time-18-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: Certainly. But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. <i>[He points at Nibbler]</i> That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: Hard and fast! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:42)<span id="time-18-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [on screen] Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:45)<span id="time-18-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:59)<span id="time-18-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-18-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [on screen] And which one rocked your world? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela growls and slams down the receiver and his face fizzles off the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:03)<span id="time-19-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:07)<span id="time-19-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:10)<span id="time-19-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Can do! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts his feet up and reclines in his chair. There is a huge bang and the ship jerks backwards.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:13)<span id="time-19-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What the hell was that? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cargo Bay. There is a big, round, black blob in Nibbler's litter tray.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:18)<span id="time-19-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Pew! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He fans the air in front of his nose.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:20)<span id="time-19-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I don't believe it! It's dark matter. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:22)<span id="time-19-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile of starship fuel? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:26)<span id="time-19-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-19-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: His species must've filled the entire planet with it. Did you do that, you cute little-- <i>[The ship shakes again.]</i> Come on. That should be more than enough fuel to get us outta here. Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender mutters to himself and drags the dark matter across the floor towards the engine room.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Engine Room. Bender throws the dark matter into the furnace.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. The fuel gauge fills up, Leela throttles forward and the ship lifts off, moments before the ground collapses. They fly away from the planet and it explodes. The crew cheer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:04)<span id="time-20-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We made it! <i>[She looks through a pair of binoculars.]</i> And some of the animals survived. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She looks through the binoculars and sees some animals standing on a tiny fragment of rock.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:09)<span id="time-20-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:15)<span id="time-20-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We're heroes! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Leela's Quarters. Leela writes in her diary. Nibbler lies on her lap and she strokes him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:18)<span id="time-20-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [thinking] Dear Captain's Diary: I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She pauses for a moment then tears the page out, screws it up and throws it in the bin.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Nimbus.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:32)<span id="time-20-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [from inside] Captain's journal: Star date ... uh. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:35)<span id="time-20-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Kif</b>: [from inside] April 13th. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:37)<span id="time-20-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: [from inside] April 13th ... point two. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Nimbus Bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:40)<span id="time-20-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Love%27s_Labours_Lost_in_Space#time-20-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zapp</b>: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Kif sighs.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl><span class="show-button" style="float: right; font-size: 90%; font-weight: normal;">[<a href="javascript://" onclick="toggleShow(this); columnAreaImage();">show</a>]</span> <span class="navigation-toggle" style="float: left; font-size: 90%; font-weight: normal;"> [<a href="javascript://" onclick="toggleShowOrder(this); columnAreaImage();">broadcast order</a>]</span>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-83593154522950249552010-08-31T00:20:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.860-07:00as seen on tv<dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: As Seen On TV.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry is asleep on the big table. The other staff sit around it for a morning meeting. His alarm clock goes off and he reaches over and pushes Bender's antenna down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:39)<span id="time-00-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-00-39">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Hey! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He picks up the alarm clock and bends it on the table so it looks like a melted clock from Salvador Dali's artwork .]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:44)<span id="time-00-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-00-44">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:48)<span id="time-00-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-00-48">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gets up and climbs off the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:54)<span id="time-00-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-00-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Alright, people. I will now outline today's 12-point agenda. We'll begin with point one, then race forward-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is interrupted by a clattering sound.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Kitchen. Fry pours Bachelor Chow into a bowl and covers it in water.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry sits down, still in his underwear.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:08)<span id="time-01-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-01-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Concerning our pest problem: Somebody's been leaving food around and it's attracting owls. And I, for one, am getting tired of cleaning those owl traps. <i>[A trap snaps and an owl hoots.]</i> Now... <i>[He flicks a button and a graph appears on the big screen. It is a straight line that inclines ever so slightly at the end.]</i> As this shocking graph indicates, our water consumption has tripled in the last month. I notice Fry has been here for a month, so I'm appointing him head of a committee to find who's responsible. Fry? <i>[Fry doesn't answer. He is taking a shower in the Emergency Chemical Burn Shower.]</i> Am I cracking up, or is Fry's living here starting to get in the way of bus-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is interrupted again by the sound of the ships engine, which Fry uses to dry his hair. Leela hits the emergency shutdown button.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:49)<span id="time-01-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-01-49">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:53)<span id="time-01-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-01-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [pointing to his hair] And great lift! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:55)<span id="time-01-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-01-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:58)<span id="time-01-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-01-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Farnsworth opens drawers, looking for something. Enter Leela, Bender, Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:03)<span id="time-02-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Professor, We need to talk to you about Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:05)<span id="time-02-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: That's right, we want some money-- Wait. What's this about Fry? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:08)<span id="time-02-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: He's a nice guy but we think it's about time he got his own place. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:12)<span id="time-02-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-12">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Oh, fuff! He's not causing any trouble. Now, if you don't mind, I'm rather busy. I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. <i>[He picks a small box and opens it. It is empty.]</i> This sarcophagus should contain the remains of Emperor Nimballa, who ruled Zubin 5 over 29 million years ago. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry walks past the lab eating the mummy.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:28)<span id="time-02-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, Professor, great jerky! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:33)<span id="time-02-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: My God, this is an outrage! <i>I</i> was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry is slumped back on the couch watching TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:42)<span id="time-02-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on TV] Bachelor Chow, now with flavour! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry changes the channel to Monster Truck wrestling.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:45)<span id="time-02-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Commentator</b>: [voice-over; on TV] And Bigfoot is down! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:47)<span id="time-02-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Sheesh! 40,000 channels and only 150 have anything good on. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He switches the channel over again. There is a sponsorship advert on the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:52)<span id="time-02-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-02-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on TV] <i>All My Circuits</i> is brought to you by Robo Fresh: Designed by a robot, for a robot. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The picture changes to two robots, Calculon and Monique, sitting on a bench.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:01)<span id="time-03-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-01">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Calculon" title="Calculon">Calculon</a></b>: [on TV] I've been processing this for some time, Monique, and, well, will you marry me? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:06)<span id="time-03-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-06">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Monique" title="Monique">Monique</a></b>: [on TV] Oh, Calculon! <i>[They kiss. Calculon takes out a ring box, opens it, takes out a nut and screws it onto Monique's finger.]</i> It fits! Then you must know that I'm-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:19)<span id="time-03-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] Metric? I've always known. But for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They kiss again. Another robot watches them from the bushes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:29)<span id="time-03-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hmm, must be a friend of theirs. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Leela and Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:31)<span id="time-03-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Fry, we've got to discuss your living arrangements. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:33)<span id="time-03-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We've all talked it over and-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:35)<span id="time-03-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, <i>All My Circuits</i>! Move over. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry clears a space on the couch and Bender sits down and they both put their feet up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:41)<span id="time-03-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realising it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:46)<span id="time-03-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I know but I forgive you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:48)<span id="time-03-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No, Fry, by "close quarters" I mean this office-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:51)<span id="time-03-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh-huh. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:52)<span id="time-03-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: And by "people" I mean you! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:53)<span id="time-03-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Right. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:54)<span id="time-03-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: And by "inconsiderate" I mean-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:56)<span id="time-03-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Leela! We're trying to watch TV. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:58)<span id="time-03-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-03-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She sighs and walks out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:03)<span id="time-04-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So, who's that weird-looking guy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:04)<span id="time-04-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: That's a human. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:05)<span id="time-04-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What's he do? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:06)<span id="time-04-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Eh, the usual human stuff. He laughs, he learns, he loves. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:10)<span id="time-04-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Boring! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[On the TV, a door opens and Calculon walks in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:13)<span id="time-04-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-13">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Human_Friend" title="Human Friend">Human Friend</a></b>: [on TV] Calculon? I thought you were in a coma. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:16)<span id="time-04-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] That's what I wanted you to think with your soft, human brain. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[From Fry's point of view, the corner of the room gets further away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:21)<span id="time-04-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, uh, why is the TV getting smaller? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes, Amy, Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Leela are pushing the couch out of the room with Fry and Bender still on it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. They toss Fry, Bender and the couch outside the front door and go back inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:26)<span id="time-04-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: We'll bill you for the couch. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Food-O-Mat. A small café where customers sit at tables and select their food from a conveyor belt as it passes them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:35)<span id="time-04-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Cheer up, meatbag. You've barely touched your amoeba. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:39)<span id="time-04-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It looked good but I just don't feel like eating. You want it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:42)<span id="time-04-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol. <i>[He drinks a glass.]</i> The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He lights a cigar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:52)<span id="time-04-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What are the cigars for? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:54)<span id="time-04-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: They make me look cool. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:56)<span id="time-04-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-04-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I can't believe they threw me out like that. I must have been really acting like a jerk. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:00)<span id="time-05-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. <i>[He points over his shoulder at a man.]</i> That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:09)<span id="time-05-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't know. Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:13)<span id="time-05-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. Why don't you just come move in with me? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:17)<span id="time-05-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Really? That'd be great! You sure I won't be imposing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:21)<span id="time-05-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nah, I've always wanted a pet. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. The building is a dark, run down place. The corridor is lined with blue doors with not much space between them and the apartment numbers are in binary.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Here we are. Your new home. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:34)<span id="time-05-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool! Y'know, I've never even seen a robot's apartment before. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:38)<span id="time-05-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Come on in, I'll give you the tour! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Bender's Apartment. He unlocks the door, walks in, and turns on the light. Fry follows. He is not impressed. It's a very tight squeeze.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:53)<span id="time-05-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-05-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Let's see, where to start. OK, this is the TV area, that over there's the breakfast nook, and over here is where you'll be living which is great because, until now, it's just been wasted space. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:04)<span id="time-06-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's kinda cramped in here. I don't even have room to hang my clothes. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:07)<span id="time-06-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Look, pal, you've only got one set of clothes and you're not taking them off while I'm here. Well, I'm bushed. G'night. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns the light off and goes to sleep.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:16)<span id="time-06-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait, Bender. Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:21)<span id="time-06-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [sleep-talking] Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:27)<span id="time-06-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Bender, wake up! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He wakes up and yawns.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:30)<span id="time-06-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:35)<span id="time-06-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, listen, Bender. Uh, where's your bathroom? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:38)<span id="time-06-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Bath what? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:39)<span id="time-06-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Bathroom. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:40)<span id="time-06-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What room? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:41)<span id="time-06-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: <i>Bathroom</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:42)<span id="time-06-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What what? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:43)<span id="time-06-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ah, never mind! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He sits down and tries to curl up on the floor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:49)<span id="time-06-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-06-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [sleep-talking] Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. Leela and Amy work on the ships port wing. Bender walks past, whistling.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:02)<span id="time-07-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We sure are cheerful this morning. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:04)<span id="time-07-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, this past week with Fry's been a blast! Y'know, beneath this warm, sunny exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender walks off, whistling. Fry comes in with a twisted neck.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:15)<span id="time-07-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What happened to you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:16)<span id="time-07-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, it's Bender's apartment. He put in carpeting yesterday so now my head hits the ceiling. Hey, do you realise you're standing at a weird angle? <i>[Leela twists his neck back properly.]</i> Now you're OK. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:25)<span id="time-07-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look at yourself. You're a wreck! You've got to find a new place to live. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:29)<span id="time-07-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [sexily] Is that an invitation? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:32)<span id="time-07-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Love your optimism, Fry. But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:36)<span id="time-07-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, but he might get kind of upset. I don't think I can do that to him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender comes back.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:40)<span id="time-07-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, there's my little space heater. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry fakes a laugh. Bender laughs for real. Fry fakes another laugh and then sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:46)<span id="time-07-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, I'm moving out! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender laughs then catches on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:48)<span id="time-07-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:49)<span id="time-07-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:51)<span id="time-07-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-07-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Not enough room? My place is two cubic metres and we only take up 1.5 cubic metres. We've got room for a-whole-nother two-thirds of a person. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:00)<span id="time-08-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What if I just helped the two of you find a bigger apartment? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:03)<span id="time-08-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't know. I've got a lot of great memories in my old place. <i>[He presses some buttons in his chest cabinet.]</i> And now they're gone. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Underwater Apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:13)<span id="time-08-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Landlord #1</b>: Sure, it ain't one of them la-de-da <i>above-ground</i> places. But if you like dank, hey, forget about it! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:21)<span id="time-08-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: At least it's got a great view. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A giant squid swims up to the window. Fry, Bender and Leela scream.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:24)<span id="time-08-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What the--? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The squid's tentacles come through the floor and walls. The landlord takes a knife out of his boot.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:31)<span id="time-08-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Landlord #1</b>: Excuse me. I gotta go change a lightbulb. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes out a knife, puts it between his teeth and walks out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Surreal Apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:38)<span id="time-08-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wow! Now <i>this</i> is fantastic! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The apartment is built in the style of the Escher picture .]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:41)<span id="time-08-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hmm. I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender suddenly falls down the stairs, up the stairs, across the stairs...]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Suspiciously Fantastic Apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:55)<span id="time-08-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, I give up. What's the catch? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:57)<span id="time-08-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-08-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Landlord #3</b>: Oh, no catch. Although we are technically in New Jersey. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry, Bender and Leela sit around the table.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:01)<span id="time-09-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Not one place even remotely liveable. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth walks past talking on the phone.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:04)<span id="time-09-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. <i>[He hangs up.]</i> Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:21)<span id="time-09-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Was his apartment rent-controlled? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Apartment. It's a really big apartment with a view and an upper floor. The landlady is an old woman named Hattie. She is short, wears a pink dressing gown and has a lazy eye. She shows the new tenants around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:29)<span id="time-09-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wow. This is beautiful. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:32)<span id="time-09-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What's with all the crap? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:33)<span id="time-09-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It's not crap. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:34)<span id="time-09-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-34">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hattie_McDoogal" title="Hattie McDoogal">Hattie</a></b>: Dr. Mbutu collected this crap while he was exploring the watcha-call-it ... universe! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:40)<span id="time-09-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, this place has everything except the only thing I care about: A TV. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:44)<span id="time-09-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: It's got a TV, you young watcha-call-it ... idiot! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She pulls a rope and a tapestry goes up, revealing a very big TV.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:49)<span id="time-09-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ooh! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:50)<span id="time-09-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-09-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Whoa, slow down! This place just doesn't feel like home. It just isn't ... cosy. <i>[Fry opens a closet and Bender walks inside.]</i> Ah. I can barely move! <i>[He closes the door.]</i> (from inside) It's perfect! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Montage</b>: Fry and Bender clear out the crap from the apartment to the theme of </i>The Odd Couple<i>. Fry sweeps a load of junk off a shelf into a bag then replaces a Slurm poster with a poster of a woman in a bikini and Bender hangs up a poster of a topless robot next to it. Fry and Bender both smoke a cigar. Fry puts an old chair in a bag, Bender stamps it down and Fry uses it as a beanbag. Bender puts a signed (and obviously stolen) photo of Calculon on a shelf. Bender and Fry look around, satisfied.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:52)<span id="time-10-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-10-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:57)<span id="time-10-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-10-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Later that night the Planet Express staff arrive at the apartment. The doorbell rings, Fry answers it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:09)<span id="time-11-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Hey, mon! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zoidberg walks in and burbles something.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:12)<span id="time-11-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Happy housewarming, Fry! <i>[Fry stares blankly at Leela's gift.]</i> It's a miniature fruit salad tree. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:17)<span id="time-11-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ooh! <i>[He takes off a miniature banana, peels it, eats it and tosses the skin on the floor. Amy slips over it and screams.]</i> Hey, Amy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:25)<span id="time-11-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-25">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: Hey! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:26)<span id="time-11-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: This is for you, Fry <i>[He hands Fry a small, gift-wrapped mummy.]</i> Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki style. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Bender lies on the beanbag drinks a can of beer. He tosses the empty can on a pile of other cans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:33)<span id="time-11-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wow! Heavy-drinking crowd! <i>[He belches fire.]</i> I'd better go out for more beer. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:38)<span id="time-11-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, hang on, <i>All My Circuits</i> is about to start! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:42)<span id="time-11-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I know, but I need alcohol to power up my batteries. If Calculon's wedding doesn't go <i>just</i> right I'll be emotionally and electrically drained. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He leaves. Fry turns on the TV but all that's on is static. He nudges the screen and comes on. He thumbs-ups.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:54)<span id="time-11-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-11-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Zoidberg passes around crab claws on a plate.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:01)<span id="time-12-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: These are mighty tasty! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:02)<span id="time-12-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-02">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: Thank you. I made them myself. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Hermes gags and spits the claws out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:07)<span id="time-12-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Sh! The wedding's about to start! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:09)<span id="time-12-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-09">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Preacherbot" title="Preacherbot">Priestbot</a></b>: [on TV] If anyone here objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is interrupted by some beeping. The same robot from the bushes stands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:17)<span id="time-12-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Is he objecting or backing up? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:19)<span id="time-12-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Looks like both. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:21)<span id="time-12-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] I'm afraid my half-brother is correct. You see, I have a terrible secret and that secret is-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The picture cuts to static. Everyone groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:27)<span id="time-12-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Oh, this isn't right. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:28)<span id="time-12-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Oh, come on! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:29)<span id="time-12-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Fix it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry bangs his fist against the screen and Bender comes back in with beer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:30)<span id="time-12-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, what happened to the TV? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:32)<span id="time-12-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It just went out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:33)<span id="time-12-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: This is an outrage! I'm gonna go yell at the manager! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He storms out and the TV comes back on. Everyone cheers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:38)<span id="time-12-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Alright! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:39)<span id="time-12-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [shouting] Come back, Bender! It's working! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:41)<span id="time-12-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] To reiterate, my terrible secret is-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender comes back in and the TV cuts out again. Everyone groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:47)<span id="time-12-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's out again. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:48)<span id="time-12-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What? That's the last straw! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:51)<span id="time-12-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's back on! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender comes back in with Hattie and the TV goes out once again. Everyone groans.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:56)<span id="time-12-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-12-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: Pardon me. I don't mean to pry into what you're doing in here with the crab and the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl but everyone on this floor is having trouble with their TV reception. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:05)<span id="time-13-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah! And you'd better get rid of whatever's causing it or we're outta this dump! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:09)<span id="time-13-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: Relax, sonny. This kajigger'll find the source of the interference. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She points a scanner around the apartment and it beeps slowly. She points it at Bender's antenna and it beeps faster. The other tenants come in and Hattie points the thing at Bender's antenna again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:29)<span id="time-13-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #1</b>: What's going on? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:30)<span id="time-13-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #2</b>: We want our TV back! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:35)<span id="time-13-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: There's your problem. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:37)<span id="time-13-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Oh, my God! Bender, it's your thingy! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:39)<span id="time-13-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-39">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Randy_Munchnik" title="Randy Munchnik">Randy</a></b>: Then get rid of it! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:41)<span id="time-13-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #1</b>: Get out! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:42)<span id="time-13-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You people are nuts. My antenna never interfered with my old TV. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:46)<span id="time-13-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You had cable. This is satellite. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:49)<span id="time-13-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:52)<span id="time-13-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #2</b>: They're on my cell phone too. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:54)<span id="time-13-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Madam, I believe you're mistaken! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She turns her phone on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:57)<span id="time-13-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-13-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [thinking; on phone] Wow, that lady's got a <i>huge</i> ass! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:00)<span id="time-14-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:04)<span id="time-14-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Randy</b>: The robot has to go! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:05)<span id="time-14-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #1</b>: Yeah. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:06)<span id="time-14-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Tenant #3</b>: Get him out of here! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:08)<span id="time-14-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: Well, you heard the mob! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:09)<span id="time-14-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Fine! Come on, Fry, let's move to that apartment that smelled like a sewer. You liked that one, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:15)<span id="time-14-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's tempting, but, well, I am already kinda settled in here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:19)<span id="time-14-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Or we could live underground with the mutants. A little fire'll show 'em who's boss! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:25)<span id="time-14-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, listen, is there maybe some way we could do this with you going and me not going? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:30)<span id="time-14-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't understand. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:32)<span id="time-14-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, you were gonna live in the closet anyway. Won't you be just as happy back in your old place? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:36)<span id="time-14-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: But, then we wouldn't be roommates. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:39)<span id="time-14-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'll come visit sometime. And you can visit me here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:41)<span id="time-14-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hattie</b>: No he can't. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:43)<span id="time-14-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Anyway, I'm sure it'll work out. This way we'll both be happy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:47)<span id="time-14-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [downbeat] Happy. Yeah, that's Bender. Always happy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender walks out of the room and down the corridor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:55)<span id="time-14-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Randy</b>: Hey, the TV's back on! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:58)<span id="time-14-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-14-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Priestbot</b>: [on TV] We are gathered here to mourn the death of Calculon; industrialist, private eye, friend. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:04)<span id="time-15-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] Mind if <i>I</i> give the eulogy? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Monique gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:08)<span id="time-15-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Monique</b>: [on TV] Calculon! You're alive! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Everyone cheers on the TV and in the apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:13)<span id="time-15-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Randy</b>: Calculon's back! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Everyone is beginning to leave.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:16)<span id="time-15-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Right, so long. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:18)<span id="time-15-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Goodbye. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:19)<span id="time-15-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: [crying] Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:23)<span id="time-15-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: I don't know, Amy. I just don't know. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy slips over again.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:24)<span id="time-15-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, thanks for coming. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He closes the door but Leela puts her elbow in it and forces it back open.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:28)<span id="time-15-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, you're Bender's best friend. How could you let that mob kick him out? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:32)<span id="time-15-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ah, come on. Bender loves mobs. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:35)<span id="time-15-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Only when he's in them and you know it. You really hurt his feelings. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:39)<span id="time-15-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Don't girl me with that girl stuff. Bender and me are guys. Guys don't have feelings. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:43)<span id="time-15-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Bender's <i>not</i> a guy, he's a robot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:46)<span id="time-15-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Same thing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Bender opens his apartment door and looks in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:51)<span id="time-15-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It's so big and empty. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He goes in and closes the door.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Bender's Apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:56)<span id="time-15-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-15-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: My roommate's gone. And all he left behind was an eyelash and three skin flakes. <i>[He takes out a beer from his chest cabinet.]</i> Oh, what's the point? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He throws the bottle down and it smashes.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. Leela is fixing the ship with laser fuel. She sees Bender walk into the conference room. He has orange rust around his mouth and his door is flapping open.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:16)<span id="time-16-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Bender? <i>[He turns around and she gasps.]</i> My God, you're a mess! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Lounge. Bender groans and falls onto the couch. Leela follows him in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:22)<span id="time-16-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Leave me alone! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:24)<span id="time-16-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:29)<span id="time-16-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey. What I don't do is none of your business. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:32)<span id="time-16-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Please, Bender. Have some malt liquor. If not for yourself then for the people who love you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:37)<span id="time-16-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I hate the people who love me and they hate me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:41)<span id="time-16-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, now look. It's obvious you miss being Fry's roommate. But there's got to be a better way to deal with this. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:46)<span id="time-16-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Like how? Having my antenna removed? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:49)<span id="time-16-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well, if that would work. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:51)<span id="time-16-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-16-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Are you crazy? That's Little Bender you're talking about. I can't cut it off. You're not a robot or a man so you wouldn't understand. I gotta get out of here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:03)<span id="time-17-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wait! I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:10)<span id="time-17-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I promise <i>nothing</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Bender walks down a street á la </i>The Lost Weekend<i> and he finally ends up in an alleyway lying on his back, leaking oil from under his arm. He sees his reflection in the pool of oil and hits it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Apartment. Fry opens the door. Leela is there.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:50)<span id="time-17-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What up? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:51)<span id="time-17-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:54)<span id="time-17-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Silent? You've been meddling for two solid weeks. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:57)<span id="time-17-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-17-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well I can't just do that anymore. Your best friend is out there somewhere destroying himself. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:03)<span id="time-18-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Really? I didn't think he'd miss this apartment that much. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:06)<span id="time-18-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: He doesn't care about the apartment, he cares about you. And you turned your back on him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:11)<span id="time-18-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, man. I had no idea. If only I knew where he was I'd go talk to him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The TV cuts out.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:16)<span id="time-18-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, stupid TV! <i>[Enter Bender.]</i> Bender! You're blind-stinking sober! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:23)<span id="time-18-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: That's right! I'm sober and crazy and I don't know what I might do! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:27)<span id="time-18-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Don't do it! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:28)<span id="time-18-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't know what it is yet. Oh, yeah, now I remember. I thought I could live alone, but I can't. So, I'm gonna do what it takes to be your roommate again. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes a pair of clippers out of his chest cabinet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:39)<span id="time-18-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Bender! Stop! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:40)<span id="time-18-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:42)<span id="time-18-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No, I'm going to chop off my antenna. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:45)<span id="time-18-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, yeah! That sounds good. Can I give you a hand? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:48)<span id="time-18-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry! Don't help him mutilate himself. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:51)<span id="time-18-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But it's a useless antenna. It's not like he's a ham radio or something. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:55)<span id="time-18-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-18-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'm gonna do it! I'm really gonna do it! Don't try and stop me! Here goes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry smiles. He sighs, cuts it off and throws it out the window. The TV comes back on. Calculon is with Human Friend who is in a hospital bed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:12)<span id="time-19-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, it works! The static's gone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:15)<span id="time-19-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Human Friend</b>: [on TV] I hate that this came between us, Calculon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:17)<span id="time-19-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] Me too. I'm filled with a large number of powerful emotions. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:21)<span id="time-19-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Human Friend</b>: [on TV] You're my best friend. I'm sorry I treated you so badly. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:25)<span id="time-19-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Calculon</b>: [on TV] Apology accepted. After all, you're only human. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They hug.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:31)<span id="time-19-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You guys could learn a lesson from those two. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:33)<span id="time-19-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: She's right. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:35)<span id="time-19-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:40)<span id="time-19-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They hug.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:45)<span id="time-19-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wait a minute! You did it all backwards. <i>[Fry and Bender stare blankly.]</i> Fry's the one who should be-- <i>[Fry and Bender keep staring.]</i> Oh, never mind! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Bender laugh. Bender looks in the mirror and sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:57)<span id="time-19-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What's wrong? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:58)<span id="time-19-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-19-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nothing. I guess I'm just going to have to get used to being half a robot. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:03)<span id="time-20-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Aw, this isn't right. Listen, Bender, if we found your antenna could they still reattach it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:08)<span id="time-20-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Maybe. If we get it on ice right away. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Apartment Building. Fry, Bender, Smitty and URL search for the antenna.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:13)<span id="time-20-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-13">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Smitty_and_URL" title="Smitty and URL">Smitty</a></b>: Bingo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up the antenna.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:15)<span id="time-20-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-15">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Smitty_and_URL" title="Smitty and URL">URL</a></b>: You call <i>that</i> an antenna? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Fry holds his miniature fruit salad tree.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:22)<span id="time-20-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: This time, you'll have all the human comfort. We'll get a couple of toilets, some food cookers, maybe a puppy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Fry's and Bender's Apartment.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:33)<span id="time-20-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's good to be home. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:35)<span id="time-20-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It sure is. By the way, I saved your stuff. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:38)<span id="time-20-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So that's where those skin flakes went. Hmm, do you think this fruit tree's going to get enough light? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:44)<span id="time-20-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: There's a window in the closet. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pushes a button and a door swings open to reveal a large living space. Fry walks into it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:49)<span id="time-20-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:53)<span id="time-20-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:I,_Roommate#time-20-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: In a closet? Oh, humans! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-72772882349418556852010-08-30T23:43:00.001-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.884-07:00futurama episode 1 transcript<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The caption "December 31st, 1999" comes up and a crude spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:07)<span id="time-00-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-07">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: [voice-over] Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A planet opens up and a huge gorilla starts throwing barrels at the spaceship. It dodges a few but one hits it and it explodes. The gorilla thumps its chest and "Game Over" flashes on the screen. The spaceship and gorilla isn't real and Fry is playing an arcade game called "Monkey Fracas Jr". He wears a red jacket and has orange hair with two distinct forks at the front. A boy stands next to him. The game is against the wall in a pizzeria called Panucci's Pizza.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:20)<span id="time-00-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: And <i>that's</i> how you play the game! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:22)<span id="time-00-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-22">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/20th_Century_kid" title="20th Century kid">Boy</a></b>: You stink, loser! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Panucci, a middle-aged balding man wearing a vest, leans over the counter with a pizza box.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:24)<span id="time-00-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-24">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Mr._Panucci" title="Mr. Panucci">Panucci</a></b>: Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs, takes the pizza from him and walks out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New York City Street. Fry cycles past people outside O'Grady's Pub enjoying their New Millennium Eve. A cab pulls up and he sees his girlfriend inside.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:38)<span id="time-00-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Michelle, baby! Where you going? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:41)<span id="time-00-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-41">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Michelle" title="Michelle">Michelle</a></b>: It's not working out, Fry. <i>[Next to her is a guy with his arm around her. The cab pulls away.]</i> [shouting; from cab] I put your stuff out on the sidewalk! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry is still on his bike getting more and more depressed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:46)<span id="time-00-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Applied Cryogenics. He stops outside a building and locks up his bike. A man sneaks up behind him, cuts the chain and steals his bike.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:58)<span id="time-00-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-00-58">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bike_thief" title="Bike thief">Bike Thief</a></b>: Happy new year! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics Corridor. Fry steps out of the elevator on the 64th floor. He knocks on a door marked "Applied Cryogenics". A sign underneath indicates "No Power Failures Since 199[7]". There is no response at the door and Fry goes in.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The room is empty and there are no lights on. Strange pods about 6ft tall line one of the walls. There are a few other machines around the room and a desk and a chair in the middle of the room. Fry wipes some condensation from a window on one of the pods, revealing the face of an inanimate man inside. He turns around.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:17)<span id="time-01-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... <i>[He reads the delivery note.]</i> ... Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life <i>I'd</i> be the one making the crank calls! <i>[He sits down on the chair, puts his feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.]</i> Here's to another lousy millennium. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He unenthusiastically raises his hand and toasts.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Times Square. Crowds have gathered for the countdown. "10" appears on a huge screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:36)<span id="time-01-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Ten! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Paris. A screen on the Eiffel Tower displays "9".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:37)<span id="time-01-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Neuf! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Vatican City. The Pope holds up a sign with "VIII" on it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:38)<span id="time-01-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Otto! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Egypt. Egyptians crowd around the pyramids.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:39)<span id="time-01-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Saba! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Athens. People are gathered around the Parthenon.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:40)<span id="time-01-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Eksi! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Great Wall Of China.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:41)<span id="time-01-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Wu! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Taj Mahal.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:43)<span id="time-01-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Cha! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: African Village.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:44)<span id="time-01-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Thathu! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Tokyo. A screen displays "2".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:45)<span id="time-01-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Nee! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: From space the whole planet sees in the new millennium.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:46)<span id="time-01-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] One! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. Fry unenthusiastically blows a noise maker and starts losing his balance on the chair. It tips back. Fry waves his arms around trying to regain his balance. As he falls he doesn't see the shadow of a small creature under the desk. The chair tips back and Fry falls off it and rolls backwards into cryogenic freezer number 40. The dial on the machine automatically sets itself for 1000 years.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:55)<span id="time-01-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-01-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What the--? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks around and screams. In a flash he is frozen in time.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Days and nights and eventually years pass á la </i>The Time Machine<i> as he stays locked in the freezer. Civilisation is destroyed by aliens twice until eventually huge buildings spring up around Applied Cryogenics. The timer stops 1000 years later and the door opens. Fry is unfrozen. Initially disorientated, he stumbles around and notices something to his right. He presses his face against a large window and stares in awe.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:46)<span id="time-02-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-02-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: In Color.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. Fry continues looking out of the window. The door opens and two shadows walk in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:32)<span id="time-03-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-32">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Terry" title="Terry">Terry</a></b>: [melodramatically] Welcome to the world of tomorrow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The other shadow turns on the light. They are lab technicians both wearing white lab coats. The dramatic one, Terry, is a blonde Caucasian with large glasses. The other, Lou, is a black-haired Asian.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:36)<span id="time-03-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-36">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Lou" title="Lou">Lou</a></b>: Why do you always have to say it that way? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:38)<span id="time-03-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Terry</b>: Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship? <i>[He turns to Fry.]</i> [dramatically] Come, your destiny awaits! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics Corridor. The technicians leave Fry outside the Fate Assignment Officer's office.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:47)<span id="time-03-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Lou</b>: Have a nice future. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The door slides open.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:50)<span id="time-03-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool! Just like in <i>Star Trek</i>! <i>[The door closes on his head.]</i> Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. A woman wearing a black uniform stands with her back to Fry looking at a clipboard. She has purple hair held up in a ponytail.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:53)<span id="time-03-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-53">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Good afternoon, sir. <i>[Fry is impressed with what he sees. Leela turns around. She has one huge eye in the middle of her face. Fry screams.]</i> Name? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:59)<span id="time-03-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-03-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:01)<span id="time-04-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:05)<span id="time-04-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Can I ask you a question? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:07)<span id="time-04-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: As long as it's not about my eye. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:09)<span id="time-04-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:10)<span id="time-04-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Is it about my eye? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:11)<span id="time-04-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Sort of. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:13)<span id="time-04-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Just ask the question. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:15)<span id="time-04-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What's with the eye? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:16)<span id="time-04-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:19)<span id="time-04-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:22)<span id="time-04-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No, I just work here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks out the window. A passing blimp displays "Happy New Year 3000". Leela follows his gaze.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:27)<span id="time-04-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:30)<span id="time-04-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Yep. It's December 31st, 2999. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:33)<span id="time-04-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My God! A million years! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:37)<span id="time-04-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:39)<span id="time-04-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:52)<span id="time-04-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-04-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Probulator Room. Fry lies on a metal table surrounded by probing equipment. Leela puts a single-lensed goggle on and presses a button. Fry squeaks.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Leela tears off a printout and reads it while Fry starts to get dressed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:06)<span id="time-05-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great... <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry is now fully dressed.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:12)<span id="time-05-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: ...great-great-great-great-great nephew. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:14)<span id="time-05-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's great! What's the little guy's name? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:16)<span id="time-05-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Professor Hubert Farnsworth. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She turns the page over to show Fry the photo. Farnsworth is an old bald man who wears thick glasses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:19)<span id="time-05-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Eurgh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. Leela types something on a computer.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:21)<span id="time-05-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Y'know, I'm the luckiest guy in the whole future. I've been given a second chance and this time I'm not going to be a total loser. <i>[A buzzer buzzes.]</i> What's that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:30)<span id="time-05-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Your permanent career assignment. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She turns the screen around to show him his career. "Career: Delivery Boy" is displayed on the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:33)<span id="time-05-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He grabs Leela's hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:37)<span id="time-05-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:41)<span id="time-05-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What if I refuse? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:43)<span id="time-05-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Then you'll be fired-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:44)<span id="time-05-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Fine! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:45)<span id="time-05-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Out of a cannon into the Sun! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:47)<span id="time-05-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But I don't like being a delivery boy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:49)<span id="time-05-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-05-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well that's tough! Lots of people don't like their jobs but we do them anyway. <i>[She points at a poster of a man wearing a hardhat with the caption "You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do".]</i> You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She picks up an implant gun. It has two huge spikes on the end.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:03)<span id="time-06-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-06-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Keep that thing away from me! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gets up and runs out of the room.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics Corridor. He runs from the office.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. Leela runs in after Fry and he dodges the implant gun.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:11)<span id="time-06-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-06-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hold still, damnit. I don't have good depth perception! <i>[She jumps at Fry, misses, and falls into a cryogenic freezer. It sets itself for 1000 years.]</i> You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[In a flash she is frozen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:25)<span id="time-06-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-06-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: See you in a thousand years! <i>[He starts to walk out but hesitates. He walks back and changes the freeze time to five minutes.]</i> You owe me one. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: New New York City Street. Fry runs out of the building and looks in awe at the sights around him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:48)<span id="time-06-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-06-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Whoa! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Spaceships take off, there are traffic jams in the sky and billboards advertising Bachelor Chow. A couple walk past him nearly naked except for some strategically-placed black bars. He looks up and sees people flying through a green tube overhead. He walks around a corner and finds an entrance to the tube. A pedestrian steps in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:07)<span id="time-07-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man #1</b>: Radio City Mutant Hall. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The man is sucked up into the tube.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:10)<span id="time-07-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool! <i>[He steps into the tube.]</i> Um. Cross Town Express? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The tube sucks him up and he screams as he flies through it. People look up from the street and stare at him. He is taken across the city, past the Statue of Liberty, underwater and finally out the other end smack into a building. A man looks up from his newspaper.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:38)<span id="time-07-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man #2</b>: Pft! Tourist! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. A hover-car flies over a line of traffic on the road and a police car chases it. Fry walks around a corner and sees a line of people outside a small grey booth.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:45)<span id="time-07-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. <i>[An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less human-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.]</i> Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:57)<span id="time-07-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-57">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Bite my shiny metal ass. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks around at the robot's ass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:59)<span id="time-07-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-07-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It doesn't look so shiny to me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:01)<span id="time-08-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Shinier than yours, meatbag! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth".]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:21)<span id="time-08-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts a coin on a string in the slot then pulls it out again and chuckles. A pleasant woman's voice speaks.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:28)<span id="time-08-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-28">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Suicide_Booth" title="Suicide Booth">Booth Voice</a></b>: Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:34)<span id="time-08-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:36)<span id="time-08-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Booth Voice</b>: You have selected: "Slow and Horrible". <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:39)<span id="time-08-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Great choice! <i>[Knives, tasers and Jacob's ladders come out from behind a hatch.]</i> Bring it on, baby! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry screams.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. The robot is getting impatient.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:50)<span id="time-08-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds out his hand.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:55)<span id="time-08-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-08-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Help! What's happening? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The sharp objects move forward. Fry pushes Bender to the side of the booth. The sharp things stab and twist at the air and finally return to behind the hatch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:02)<span id="time-09-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Booth Voice</b>: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: New New York City Street. Fry runs out, gasping.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:10)<span id="time-09-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Lousy, stinking rip-off! <i>[He kicks the booth.]</i> Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The timer on Leela's chamber runs out. The door opens and she defrosts.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:22)<span id="time-09-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Two, three-- Hey! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:25)<span id="time-09-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Terry</b>: [melodramatically] Welcome to the world of tomorrow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:28)<span id="time-09-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Shut up, Terry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Ipgee's Office. Leela's boss sits behind a large desk and she stands in front of it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:30)<span id="time-09-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-30">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Ipgee" title="Ipgee">Ipgee</a></b>: This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:35)<span id="time-09-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:40)<span id="time-09-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-09-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Ipgee</b>: Well that's your job, whether you like it or not. And it's my job to make you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much! Now get to work! <i>[Leela leaves. He puts his feet up on the desk.]</i> Life is good! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: O'Zorgnax's Pub. Fry and Bender sit at the bar. Bender drinks a bottle of Olde Fortran malt liquor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:02)<span id="time-10-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Why would a robot need to drink? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:04)<span id="time-10-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I don't <i>need</i> to drink, I can quit anytime I want! <i>[He belches fire.]</i> So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:14)<span id="time-10-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Really? What do you do, Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:16)<span id="time-10-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:19)<span id="time-10-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You any good at it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:21)<span id="time-10-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! [unsure] 31. [normal] But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:35)<span id="time-10-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:36)<span id="time-10-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Suicide booths! <i>[He finishes his drink and swallows the bottle.]</i> Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gets up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:43)<span id="time-10-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait! You're the only friend I have! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:46)<span id="time-10-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You really want a robot for a friend? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:49)<span id="time-10-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, ever since I was six. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:51)<span id="time-10-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks out the window and sees Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:59)<span id="time-10-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-10-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, no, it's the Cyclops! <i>[He crouches down behind Bender.]</i> Don't look! Don't look! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:03)<span id="time-11-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'm not looking! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His eyes zoom in to Leela.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside O'Zorgnax's Pub. Leela shows Fry's photo to a man. The man points to him inside the pub. Fry and Bender run off. Leela talks into her wrist communicator.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:11)<span id="time-11-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The cops, Smitty the human and URL the robot, are standing right behind Leela. Smitty replies in his wrist communicator.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:15)<span id="time-11-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-15">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Smitty_and_URL" title="Smitty and URL">Smitty</a></b>: We'll be there in five minutes. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Head Museum. Bender stops Fry outside the building.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:20)<span id="time-11-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: We can hide in here. It's free on Tuesdays! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs up the steps dragging Fry behind him.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Head Museum. Hundreds of heads in jars are stacked on shelves. Leonard Nimoy's head in a jar is on a platform in the middle of one of the rooms.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:29)<span id="time-11-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-29">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Leonard_Nimoy" title="Leonard Nimoy">Nimoy</a></b>: Welcome to the Head Museum. I'm Leonard Nimoy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:33)<span id="time-11-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Spock? Hey! Do the thing! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He does the Vulcan salute from </i>Star Trek<i>. Nimoy chuckles.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:36)<span id="time-11-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nimoy</b>: I don't do that anymore. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:38)<span id="time-11-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is unbelievable! What do you heads do all day? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:42)<span id="time-11-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nimoy</b>: We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It's a life of quiet dignity. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter a woman.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:47)<span id="time-11-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Woman</b>: Feeding time! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She shakes a box of what looks like fish food over the jar. Nimoy eats what comes out.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[The door opens and Fry turns around. Enter Leela, Smitty and URL.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:58)<span id="time-11-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-11-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hmm. <i>[She looks around and sees Fry and Bender hiding behind a shelf in amongst other assorted heads.]</i> I'm sorry, Fry, but I have to install your career chip. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:10)<span id="time-12-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yeah, well, if you're sorry why are you doing it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:12)<span id="time-12-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: It's my job. You gotta do what you gotta do! <i>[Fry backs away and hits a shelf with the heads of US presidents on it.]</i> Watch it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Richard Nixon's head falls off. The jar smashes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:22)<span id="time-12-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-22">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Richard_Nixon%27s_head" title="Richard Nixon's head">Nixon</a></b>: That's it! You just made my list! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He jumps up and starts biting Fry's arm.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:26)<span id="time-12-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ow! Stop it! Down, boy! Bad president! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender tries to pull Nixon's head off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:29)<span id="time-12-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Smitty</b>: Alright, buddy, step away from the head! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Bender put their hands up.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:34)<span id="time-12-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-34">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Smitty_and_URL" title="Smitty and URL">URL</a></b>: I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They turn on their lightsabers and start to hit Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:41)<span id="time-12-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Please, officers, there's no need to use force. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:45)<span id="time-12-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>URL</b>: Let us handle this, weird-y. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hits Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:49)<span id="time-12-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, come on, he's just a poor kid from the Stupid Ages. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:53)<span id="time-12-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Smitty</b>: Keep your big nose out of this, <i>eyeball</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:56)<span id="time-12-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-12-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No-one makes fun of my nose. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She kicks Smitty and URL. Fry and Bender run off and hide in a room.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:09)<span id="time-13-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>URL</b>: Damn! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:10)<span id="time-13-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: You guys were totally out of control. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:12)<span id="time-13-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Smitty</b>: It's our job. We're peace officers. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:15)<span id="time-13-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>URL</b>: Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela considers.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Head Museum: Hall of Criminals. Bender locks the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:22)<span id="time-13-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh, we're trapped! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry looks to the end of the room. There is a window with bars across it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:27)<span id="time-13-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wait a second. You're a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:32)<span id="time-13-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Dream on, skin tube. I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like, a de-bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:38)<span id="time-13-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Who cares what you're programmed for. If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:43)<span id="time-13-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I'll have to check my program ... yep. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:46)<span id="time-13-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [from outside] Open up! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:48)<span id="time-13-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: C'mon, Bender! It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals ... and animal robots. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:56)<span id="time-13-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-13-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You're full of crap, Fry! <i>[He turns and a dangling wire catches on his antenna and electrocutes him.]</i> You make a persuasive argument, Fry. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He starts to bend the bars.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:09)<span id="time-14-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Come on, Bender! You can do it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:11)<span id="time-14-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Can't ... I ... can't ... do ... it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bars bend and break off completely.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:16)<span id="time-14-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yes! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:18)<span id="time-14-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You were right, Fry! From now on I'm going to bend what I want, when I want, <i>who</i> I want! I'm unstoppable! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[His arms fall off but he manages to somehow reattach them without any help.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:36)<span id="time-14-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't know how you did that. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela kicks the door open. Fry and Bender dive out through the window.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Head Museum. Fry runs off and Bender bends the bars back so Leela can't climb through. He runs after Fry and Leela reaches out through the bars.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:44)<span id="time-14-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wait! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:45)<span id="time-14-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [shouting] No, thanks. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Alley. Fry and Bender stop at a dead end. There is a drain below them with a grate over the top.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:51)<span id="time-14-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-14-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Looks like one of us will have to bend this grate. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He flexes his fingers but Fry just lifts it. Bender sighs and they climb down the ladder. He reaches back up to the grate and bends it just for the hell of it. He chuckles and follows Fry.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ruins of Old New York. Fry and Bender step off the ladder and look over the vast ruins of the city that looks like the city from </i>Beneath The Planet Of The Apes<i>. Collapsed buildings and rubble litter the streets and holes in the roof let in a few shafts of light.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:05)<span id="time-15-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Good Lord! What is this? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:08)<span id="time-15-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: It's the decaying ruins of Old New York. Welcome home, pal! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry and Bender walk down a ruined street.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:15)<span id="time-15-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's my old neighbourhood. Man, this brings back a lot of memories. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:20)<span id="time-15-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Keep 'em to yourself, Pops! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ruins of Rockefeller Center Skating Rink. Fry leans over a wall.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:23)<span id="time-15-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i>. Fry skates with Michelle on the crowded ice.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[</i>Flashback<i> ends. The ice is gone, replaced with murky green waters inhabited by a green tentacled creature.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:35)<span id="time-15-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My God! She's gone. Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:40)<span id="time-15-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Wait! There's someone you know! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at Leela, standing with her implant gun.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:43)<span id="time-15-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:47)<span id="time-15-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look, I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:52)<span id="time-15-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No, you don't. I've got no home, no family-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:55)<span id="time-15-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: No friends. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:56)<span id="time-15-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-15-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My whole world is gone. You can't possibly understand what it feels like to be so alone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:02)<span id="time-16-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I understand. I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:17)<span id="time-16-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Look, Leela, I don't understand this world but you obviously do, so I give up. If you really think I should be a delivery boy, I'll do it. <i>[He holds out his hand to Leela. She gets the implant gun ready. Fry cringes and looks away. The gun clicks but Fry feels nothing. He opens his eyes and sees Leela drop her own chip on the floor.]</i> Your chip. What are you doing? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:37)<span id="time-16-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Quitting. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:38)<span id="time-16-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Why? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:39)<span id="time-16-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Because I've always wanted to. I just never realised it before I met you. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She puts her hand on his and smiles. Bender puts his hand on top.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:48)<span id="time-16-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: What is the matter with you? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender quickly takes his hand off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:51)<span id="time-16-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: I just wanted to be part of the moment. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:53)<span id="time-16-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hey! He stole my ring! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:55)<span id="time-16-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-16-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Sorry. <i>[He hands Leela's ring back.]</i> Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring. This calls for a drink. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He reaches into his chest cabinet and pulls out three bottles of beer ... and drinks them all himself.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:03)<span id="time-17-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I don't wanna spoil the party but we're all job deserters now. We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:09)<span id="time-17-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Correction: We're unemployed but we have a doddering old relative to mooch off of. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He holds up the picture of Farnsworth.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lounge. Professor Farnsworth is asleep in his chair. The TV is on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:18)<span id="time-17-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-18">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dick_Clark%27s_head" title="Dick Clark's head">Clark</a></b>: [on TV] Hello, I'm Dick Clark's head. Welcome to a special year 3000 edition of <i>New Year's Rockin' Eve</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The crowds around him cheer. The doorbell rings and Farnsworth wakes up.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. Farnsworth opens the door to Fry, Bender and Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:30)<span id="time-17-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-30">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: Who are you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:31)<span id="time-17-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm your dear old Uncle Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:33)<span id="time-17-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I don't have an Uncle Fry. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:35)<span id="time-17-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: You do now! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pushes Farnsworth back inside.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lounge. Farnsworth and Fry are hooked up to a DNA machine. It dings and a red light flashes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:40)<span id="time-17-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: By God, I <i>am</i> your nephew! This is absolutely incredible! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:45)<span id="time-17-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Can we have some money? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:47)<span id="time-17-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my, no. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. The four walk in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:50)<span id="time-17-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-17-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship! <i>[He points in the general direction of a big green spaceship in a huge hangar next to the lab.]</i> And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He opens a drawer but Fry is more interested in what's in the hangar.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:02)<span id="time-18-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Whoa! A real live spaceship! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:05)<span id="time-18-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I designed it myself. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:12)<span id="time-18-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Smitty</b>: [from outside] Attention, job deserters! Come out with your hands up. We have you partially surrounded. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:18)<span id="time-18-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender literally shits a brick.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. Smitty holds Nixon's head in a jar. The glass is cracked and taped in places.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:20)<span id="time-18-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nixon</b>: Get those bums! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:22)<span id="time-18-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Well, we're boned! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:24)<span id="time-18-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Can't we get away in the ship? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:26)<span id="time-18-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: I suppose it is technically possible. Though I am already in my pyjamas. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry and Leela run towards the ship and Bender carries Farnsworth under his arm.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit. Fry runs in and sit in a seat in front of a control panel.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:37)<span id="time-18-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'll get us out of here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He presses a few buttons and pulls a lever. A little hatch opens in the control panel, a paper cup come down and the machine fills it with coffee.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:44)<span id="time-18-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Can anyone drive stick? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:46)<span id="time-18-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She takes off her coat, sits in the pilot's seat and pushes down a lever.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. Klaxons beep and a huge piece of machinery lifts the ship to a 45-degree angle. The entire hangar roof retracts so it is open for the ship.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. Peace officers armed with laser rifles are stationed outside. URL sees the roof open.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:57)<span id="time-18-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-18-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>URL</b>: If they try to take off, give 'em an ass-ful of laser. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Smitty nods.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:04)<span id="time-19-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Prepare for lift-off. Ten. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Times Square.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:06)<span id="time-19-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Nine! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Egypt. The future pyramids now rotate in mid-air.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:07)<span id="time-19-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Amania! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Paris.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:09)<span id="time-19-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crowd</b>: [chanting] Seven! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Alien Ship.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:10)<span id="time-19-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Aliens</b>: [chanting; in alien] Six. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. Lou sits in an open pod and Terry raises a glass.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:11)<span id="time-19-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Terry</b>: [dramatically] Five! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Head Museum. Leonard Nimoy is wearing a party hat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:13)<span id="time-19-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nimoy</b>: Four. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Fry, Bender and Farnsworth are sat on a couch at the front of the cockpit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:14)<span id="time-19-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Three. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:15)<span id="time-19-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Two. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He is so tense that he rips the arms off the couch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:16)<span id="time-19-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: One! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:17)<span id="time-19-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Blast-off! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. The ship takes off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Times Square. People cheer in the new millennium and fireworks explode all over the city. "3000" is projected onto the moon and the ship flies between the fireworks.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:26)<span id="time-19-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Nixon</b>: Fire! <i>Fire</i>! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The peace officers fire their laser guns randomly into the air.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:30)<span id="time-19-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Smitty</b>: I can't see nothing. Pretty though! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The altitude of the ship increases and laser bolts narrowly miss it.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. The ship clears New New York airspace, flies through the atmosphere and heads through the solar system. Everyone cheers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:44)<span id="time-19-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So, I guess, without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:47)<span id="time-19-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Not necessarily. Are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:54)<span id="time-19-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-54">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: New crew? W-What happened to the old crew? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:57)<span id="time-19-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-19-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Of those poor sons of-- But that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew. Anyone interested? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:03)<span id="time-20-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yes! <i>Yes</i>! That's exactly the job I've always wanted! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-08" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:08)<span id="time-20-08-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-08">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we don't have the proper career chips. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:12)<span id="time-20-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, that won't be a problem. As luck would have it, I saved the chips from my previous crew. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He empties the career chips out of an envelope marked "Contents Of Space Wasp's Stomach".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:20)<span id="time-20-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to <i>lurve</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:26)<span id="time-20-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: If by that you mean "transporting cargo" then yes. It's a little home business I started to fund my research. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:34)<span id="time-20-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Cool! What's my job gonna be? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:36)<span id="time-20-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The smile fades from Fry's face.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:41)<span id="time-20-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So, I'm gonna be a delivery boy? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:44)<span id="time-20-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Exactly! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Beat.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:46)<span id="time-20-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Space_Pilot_3000#time-20-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Alright! I'm a delivery boy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He waves his hands in the air and the ship flies on.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088181576691830300.post-68365621243493277552010-08-30T23:43:00.000-07:002010-08-31T16:33:54.910-07:00futurama episode 2 transcript<dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry, Bender and Leela sit around a big green table facing a big screen which Farnsworth stands in front of.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:04)<span id="time-00-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-04">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Professor_Hubert_J._Farnsworth" title="Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth">Farnsworth</a></b>: As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I paid to have it air during the Superbowl. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:10)<span id="time-00-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-10">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Philip_J._Fry" title="Philip J. Fry">Fry</a></b>: Wow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:11)<span id="time-00-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Not on the same channel, of course. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts a tiny video into the VCR and the commercial appears on the screen. A man sits in his office and a huge green horrible gelatinous blob with three eyes is in front of him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:15)<span id="time-00-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on screen] Interplanetary deliveries - what a headache! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:18)<span id="time-00-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-18">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Horrible_Gelatinous_Blob" title="Horrible Gelatinous Blob">Horrible Gelatinous Blob</a></b>: [on screen] Evans! Where's that package from Earth? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:20)<span id="time-00-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: [on screen] Uh... <i>[Horrible Gelatinous Blob eats him. The man is suspended in the creature's translucent body.]</i> [shouting] I'm not Evans! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Horrible Gelatinous Blob turns to the camera.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:25)<span id="time-00-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Horrible Gelatinous Blob</b>: [on screen] He should have used <i>Planet Express</i>! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:29)<span id="time-00-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on screen] When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable, on time delivery. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[As the announcer speaks the Planet Express ship streaks across the screen being chased by spaceships shooting lasers at it. A man runs across an ice world with a parcel while at the same time being bombed. He delivers the parcel and is snatched by a gigantic vulture. Back in the office Evans lifts up a parcel.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:39)<span id="time-00-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Evans</b>: [on screen] Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:42)<span id="time-00-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Horrible Gelatinous Blob</b>: [on screen] Good work, Evans! You've got a future around here. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He eats Evans anyway.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:48)<span id="time-00-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Evans</b>: [on screen] Thank you, sir! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Planet Express logo, a simplified picture of the ship flying across a white circle with "Planet Express" written around it, appears on the screen.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:50)<span id="time-00-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: [voice-over; on screen] Planet Express: Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The bird is still carrying the man and squawks. The commercial ends.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:56)<span id="time-00-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Are there really giant birds like that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-00-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(00:58)<span id="time-00-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-00-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: No, no! That was all just special effects! Now let's have breakfast. I hope everyone likes eggs. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Kitchen. Farnsworth opens a box of eggs. They are giant bird eggs. One hatches and the bird inside tries to eat him. He hits it with a frying pan.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Opening Credits. Caption: In Hypno-Vision.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Planet Express. A Jamaican man with dreads crosses the street. He is wearing a green suit and glasses. He unlocks the door and turns the open sign around from "Sorry, We're Closed" to "Sorry, We're Open".]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express. Meeting Room. Fry, Bender, Farnsworth and Leela are sat around the table. Fry pours some cereal into a bowl, Bender relaxes and Leela looks at a clipboard.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:47)<span id="time-01-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-01-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I'm never going to get used to the 31st century. <i>[He points to his breakfast.]</i> Caffinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? <i>Admiral</i> Crunch? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:54)<span id="time-01-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-01-54">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Turanga_Leela" title="Turanga Leela">Leela</a></b>: Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She holds up a box of the cereal. Enter the Jamaican man with a large crate.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-01-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(01:58)<span id="time-01-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-01-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Ah, Hermes! Crew, meet Hermes Conrad. He manages my delivery business, pays the bills, notifies next of kin, what have you. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:07)<span id="time-02-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-07">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hermes_Conrad" title="Hermes Conrad">Hermes</a></b>: Someone come and dropped this package through the slot last night. Now which one of you is the captain? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:12)<span id="time-02-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, my! I haven't picked a new captain yet. It's always so hard to choose. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He looks around the table. Milk dribbled down Fry's chin and he points to himself.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:17)<span id="time-02-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth looks at Bender who drinks back a bottle of beer and belches a flame. He looks at Leela. She has already signed Hermes' clipboard and she salutes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:22)<span id="time-02-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Hmm, you! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points at her. Fry groans.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hermes' Office. Hermes sits at his desk facing Leela. He slides a sheet of paper to her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:26)<span id="time-02-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He hands Leela a piece of paper.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:33)<span id="time-02-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [reading] Death by airlock failure. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:34)<span id="time-02-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Mm. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:35)<span id="time-02-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [reading] Death by brain parasite. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:36)<span id="time-02-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Yeah. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:37)<span id="time-02-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [reading] Death by <i>sonic diarrhoea</i>? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:38)<span id="time-02-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: [chuckling] Oh, you don't want that! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:40)<span id="time-02-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She puts the form on the desk and Hermes chuckles again. He slides it back to her.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:46)<span id="time-02-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Hermes</b>: Sign the paper! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express Corridor. Farnsworth and Fry stand next to a door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-02-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(02:48)<span id="time-02-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-02-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Now, Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little ... unusual. [whispering] He wears sandals! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Zoidberg's Office. The doctor, a red alien, is sat in his chair with his feet on the desk. Behind him is a chart of a human's internal organs - pinned to the wall upside down.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:01)<span id="time-03-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hi-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He screams.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:02)<span id="time-03-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:06)<span id="time-03-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-06">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Dr._John_A._Zoidberg" title="Dr. John A. Zoidberg">Zoidberg</a></b>: Excellent, excellent! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He clacks his claws. Fry is not so sure.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:11)<span id="time-03-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: You'll be fine. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns to leave but looks back with a worried look on his face.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:15)<span id="time-03-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. <i>[Fry opens his mouth.]</i> No, no, no, no, no, not <i>that</i> mouth! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:20)<span id="time-03-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I only have one. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:22)<span id="time-03-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Really? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He takes a small card out of his pocket and looks at it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:24)<span id="time-03-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, is there a human doctor around? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:26)<span id="time-03-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Zoidberg</b>: Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say... <i>[He makes a weird noise. Fry clears his throat and tries to imitate him but fails.]</i> <i>What</i>? My mother was a saint! Get out! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Farnsworth unscrews Bender's head from his body. With them is Leela and an Asian girl wearing a pink jumpsuit.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:45)<span id="time-03-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Dear Lord, Bender, you're filthy. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:47)<span id="time-03-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-47">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez" title="Bender Bending Rodriguez">Bender</a></b>: Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Farnsworth puts Bender's head down on a table and turns to the girl.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:50)<span id="time-03-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Amy, why don't you give his body a going over with the cleaning pick? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-54" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:54)<span id="time-03-54-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-54">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Amy_Wong" title="Amy Wong">Amy</a></b>: OK. Does it hurt when I go like this? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She pokes Bender's neck but hits Leela in the eye instead.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:57)<span id="time-03-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Ow! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:58)<span id="time-03-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: A little. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Enter Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-03-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(03:59)<span id="time-03-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-03-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:03)<span id="time-04-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: As soon as we finish cleaning Bender. Oh, and Fry, this is our intern, Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. [whispering] I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:14)<span id="time-04-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Hey! You're the unfrozen guy! From the 20th century, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:19)<span id="time-04-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [chuffed] Last time I checked. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:20)<span id="time-04-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hang on. Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:23)<span id="time-04-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Look, we're not as rich as everybody says. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:26)<span id="time-04-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:28)<span id="time-04-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: [ashamed] Kappa Kappa Wong. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:30)<span id="time-04-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, rich girl. Look over here! It's me, Bender. I'm being entertaining. <i>[His body reaches into Amy's back pocket, takes out her wallet and empties the money into his neck.]</i> [singing] Look at my head. It's all painted! Look at my head! I got a big, old head, hey! Ho! [talking] Alright, show's over, I'm tired. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:44)<span id="time-04-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Ah, to be young again. And also a robot. Now, as I recall, you youngsters have a package to deliver. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:51)<span id="time-04-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Finally! Come on, Bender. Let's mosey! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He picks up Bender's head and throws it to his body. It misses the catch and Bender's head falls on the floor.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-04-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(04:57)<span id="time-04-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-04-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nice catch, idiot! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. The crate, addressed to "Luna Park" is loaded into the ships cargo bay on a magnetic winch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:04)<span id="time-05-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So where are we going anyway? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:05)<span id="time-05-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Nowhere special. The moon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:07)<span id="time-05-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: The moon? The <i>moon</i> moon? Wow! I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:15)<span id="time-05-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Oh, I love stuff like the moon! Can I come, Leela? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:18)<span id="time-05-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well ... I guess so. Just be careful. I'd like to hold off any major screw-ups until at least my <i>second</i> day as captain. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:25)<span id="time-05-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Nothing will go wrong. <i>[He leans over to Leela.]</i> [whispering] If something goes wrong, bring back the blood. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cockpit. Bender and Amy sit on the couch. Leela sits in the pilot's seat while Fry sits in a chair beside her. She presses some buttons.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Hangar. The tilting mechanism comes out of the floor and pushes the ship into its 45-degree launch position.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Planet Express. The hangar roof slides open.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Fry scoots his chair over to Leela.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:37)<span id="time-05-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Can I do the countdown? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-39" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:39)<span id="time-05-39-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-39">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:41)<span id="time-05-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ten ... <i>[The ship takes off, clears the atmosphere and approaches the moon.]</i> ... nine-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:43)<span id="time-05-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK, we're here! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:44)<span id="time-05-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [awestruck] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: The ship cruises towards the moon and flies through a hole in a dome on the surface.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Luna Park. The ship lands.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Leela takes the keys out of the ignition and Fry gets out of his seat and heads for the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:55)<span id="time-05-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hurry up! I wanna see the moon! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:57)<span id="time-05-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Relax. It's open till 9. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Ship. Fry stands on the bottom step.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-05-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(05:59)<span id="time-05-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-05-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's one small step for Fry-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:02)<span id="time-06-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: And one giant line for admission! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The man is standing in a long queue for the Luna Park, a huge Disneyland-like place with moon-themed rides.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:06)<span id="time-06-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Wow! <i>[He turns to the man.]</i> Um, can I have cuts? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:09)<span id="time-06-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Man</b>: Hmm ... no! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Fry runs in.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:16)<span id="time-06-16-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-16">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the moon! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:20)<span id="time-06-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:23)<span id="time-06-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Let's go, already! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They walk towards the door but Leela blocks it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:24)<span id="time-06-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, we have a crate to deliver. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:27)<span id="time-06-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-29" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:29)<span id="time-06-29-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-29">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:32)<span id="time-06-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK, if everyone's finished being stupid-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:35)<span id="time-06-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I had more but you go ahead. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:37)<span id="time-06-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll go home. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:40)<span id="time-06-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But I've never been to the moon before. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:43)<span id="time-06-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Alright. We'll deliver that crate like professionals ... and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. <i>[The other three high-five.]</i> Amy, why don't you help Fry hoist down the crate. Then lock up when you're done. Just be careful. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She hands the keys to Amy.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-06-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(06:56)<span id="time-06-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-06-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Aye, aye, Captain! I mean only one eye. I mean, yes, sir-- Um, ma'am! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Ships Cargo Bay. Fry stands next to the crate by the open bomb bay doors while Amy stands at the magnetic winch controls.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:02)<span id="time-07-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Clear? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:03)<span id="time-07-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Clear! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-04" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:04)<span id="time-07-04-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-04">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Ready to hoist? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:05)<span id="time-07-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Ready! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy presses a button and the winch drops and hits her on the head.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-06" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:06)<span id="time-07-06-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-06">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Ow! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The magnet pulls the keys out of her pocket. She tries again and the winch picks up the crate. The keys slip off the winch and through a hole in the crate.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Outside Luna Park Receiving Depot. Fry wheels the crate towards the room on a trolley. Amy follows.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:15)<span id="time-07-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: My first space delivery. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Luna Park Receiving Depot. A lazy man named Sal is sat at a desk with his feet up. Enter Fry.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:17)<span id="time-07-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Uh, greetings, Moon Man. We come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:23)<span id="time-07-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-23">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Sal" title="Sal">Sal</a></b>: Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-27" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:27)<span id="time-07-27-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-27">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: But you are lazy, right? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:28)<span id="time-07-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Sal</b>: Oh, don't get me started. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Moon Street USA. The crew walk past a band of band-bots that are shaped like musical instruments and past a Moonvenirs stall. Bender stops and takes a bottle out of his chest cabinet and a mascot with a huge flat moon shaped head runs up behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:43)<span id="time-07-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-43">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Craterface" title="Craterface">Crater Face</a></b>: Hi, I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:50)<span id="time-07-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Better mascots than you have tried. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He finishes the bottle and jabs it in Crater Face's eye making it look like a scene from . He leaves.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-07-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(07:56)<span id="time-07-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-07-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crater Face</b>: At least I still have my self respect! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He chuckles to himself then cries.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. At a souvenir stall, the crew look at merchandise such as "I'm With Stupid On The Moon" T-shirts, "My Other Car Is A Porsche - On The Moon" bumper stickers and "What Part Of MOON Don't You Understand?" fridge magnets. Leela scoffs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:10)<span id="time-08-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Who buys this trash? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:11)<span id="time-08-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: <i>Idiots</i> who need gifts for other idiots. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry emerges from around the corner wearing one of the T-shirts and carrying magnets.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:15)<span id="time-08-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He puts one on Bender's head causing Bender's pupils to dilate and an electrical surge in his head. He starts waving his arms around in a panic.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:19)<span id="time-08-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Get it off! Get it off! Get it-- Uh-oh! <i>[He starts singing his own version of Bob Dylan's </i>Blowin' In The Wind<i>.]</i> [singing] How many roads must a man walk down, before you-- <i>[He howls. Fry takes the magnet off and Bender gasps.]</i> [talking] Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:37)<span id="time-08-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:40)<span id="time-08-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He gazes upwards sadly.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Whalers Of The Sea Of Tranquility. The gang float through an </i>It's A Small World After All<i>-like ride, passing by robotic whalers.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:48)<span id="time-08-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-48">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Whalers_on_the_Moon" title="Whalers on the Moon">Whalerbots</a></b>: [singing] We're whalers on the moon,<br />We carry a harpoon,<br />But there ain't no whales,<br />So we tell our tall tale,<br />And sing our whaling tune! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A Whalerbot tilting on a barrel waves to Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:57)<span id="time-08-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-57">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Whalers_on_the_Moon" title="Whalers on the Moon">Whalerbot</a></b>: Bender, hey, Bender! Over here! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender covers his face and turns away.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-08-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(08:59)<span id="time-08-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-08-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Goophy Gopher Revue. The audience sit patiently for the show to begin.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:03)<span id="time-09-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Announcer</b>: Monsanto presents: The Goophy Gopher Revue! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[On a small stage, several robotic gophers pop out of crater-shaped holes.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:07)<span id="time-09-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-07">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Goofy_Gophers" title="Goofy Gophers">Gopher #1</a></b>: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:11)<span id="time-09-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gopher #2</b>: Because it's a little meteor! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:18)<span id="time-09-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is weak! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-20" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:20)<span id="time-09-20-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-20">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gopher #1</b>: Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park. The crew get some candy floss from an Orlon Candy stall and carry on walking around the park. Fry looks unhappy.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:25)<span id="time-09-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: What's wrong, Fry? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:26)<span id="time-09-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't know. This place is great and all but its just so artificial. The gravity, the air, the gophers. You might as well stay on Earth. <i>[He tosses his candy floss into a bin and runs to a window.]</i> <i>That's</i> what I came to see! I wanna go out there and jump around like an astronaut. Screw this phoney stuff! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:42)<span id="time-09-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:45)<span id="time-09-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:50)<span id="time-09-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Maybe I should take Fry on the Luna Rover ride. You get to wear a space suit and drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-09-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(09:59)<span id="time-09-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-09-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I don't care <i>how</i> educational it is. Let's do it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs off with Leela. Bender raises his bottle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:02)<span id="time-10-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [shouting] Next year in Jerusalem! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Destination Moon. Fry and Leela sit in a moon buggy wearing orange spacesuits.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:07)<span id="time-10-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Finally! Get ready for some serious moon action. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They go through some doors.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-13" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:13)<span id="time-10-13-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-13">⨂</a></span></span><b>Narrator</b>: [on loudspeaker] The story of lunar exploration started with one man. A man with a dream. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The ride continues to a room with animatronic versions of the leads from .]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-19" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:19)<span id="time-10-19-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-19">⨂</a></span></span><b>Ralph Kramden-bot</b>: One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:26)<span id="time-10-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Wow, I never realised the first astronauts were so fat! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:30)<span id="time-10-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian. And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Arcade. Amy plays Virtual Virtual Skeeball, a virtual version of Virtual Skeeball. She just sits in a chair wearing a VR helmet.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:42)<span id="time-10-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Wow! I could swear I was really playing virtual skeeball! <i>[Bender taps her on the shoulder.]</i> Hm? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She takes the helmet off.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:46)<span id="time-10-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to Sal who is emptying the crate into a claw machine using a robot arm around his waist. They watch as the ship keys fall out of the crate and into the machine. Amy gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:52)<span id="time-10-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: The keys to the ship! <i>[She pats her pockets.]</i> They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-10-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(10:58)<span id="time-10-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-10-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Nah. She'll probably make me do it. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:01)<span id="time-11-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Mister? Could you please get those keys out for me? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:03)<span id="time-11-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Sal</b>: What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Amy gets a coin out and plays the game. The claw grabs the keys but drops them on the way back up and she curses in Chinese.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Destination Moon. The moon buggy continues across lunar terrain, boxed in with crude walls with stars painted on them.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:18)<span id="time-11-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Narrator</b>: [on loudspeaker] No one knows where, when or how Man first landed on the moon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:22)<span id="time-11-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I do. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:23)<span id="time-11-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Narrator</b>: [on loudspeaker] But our <i>fun-gineers</i> think it might have happened something like this: <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[A prop of a lunar landing module opens up and Whalerbots file out of it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:28)<span id="time-11-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Whalerbots</b>: [singing] We're whalers on the moon, <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Goophy Gophers pop up from craters.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-30" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:30)<span id="time-11-30-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-30">⨂</a></span></span><b>Gophers</b>: [singing] We carry a harpoon, <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-32" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:32)<span id="time-11-32-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-32">⨂</a></span></span><b>Whalerbots</b>: and [singing] But there ain't no whales so we tell a tall tale... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:36)<span id="time-11-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [singing] And sing a whaling tune. We're whalers on the moon-- <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-37" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:37)<span id="time-11-37-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-37">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: That's not how it happened. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:40)<span id="time-11-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Oh, really? I don't see <i>you</i> with a fun-gineering degree! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:42)<span id="time-11-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: This is stupid. I'm taking this thing out to the <i>real</i> moon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-45" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:45)<span id="time-11-45-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-45">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, no. This is my first mission and I'm not gonna let us get in any trouble. Besides, the car's on a track. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:51)<span id="time-11-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Not for long! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He grabs a harpoon, throws it in front of the buggy and derails it. It drives over a whalerbot and out onto the open lunar surface.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-11-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(11:56)<span id="time-11-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-11-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Whalerbot</b>: Ooh! Ah! I died doin' what I loved. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. Fry drives the car around, grinning.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:01)<span id="time-12-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: OK, you're on the surface. Now I'll give you 10 minutes. Then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:09)<span id="time-12-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Agreed. <i>[He drives over craters and flies through the air, cheering.]</i> Yeah! Crank up the radio! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns the radio on.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:15)<span id="time-12-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Whalerbots</b>: [singing; on radio] We're whalers on the-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He turns it off straight away.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[Time Lapse. Fry drives around another crater.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:18)<span id="time-12-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Yee-haw! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:22)<span id="time-12-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Time's up. Make a U-turn at the next crater. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:25)<span id="time-12-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No, not yet. How 'bout we go look for the original moon landing site? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-28" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:28)<span id="time-12-28-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-28">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's crazy! It's been lost for centuries! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:31)<span id="time-12-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Well <i>I'm</i> feelin' lucky! <i>[The car suddenly falls into a huge crater and starts to sink at the bottom.]</i> Uh ... I'm ready to go back now. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Time Lapse.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-12-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(12:43)<span id="time-12-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-12-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: We're gonna die! It's every man for himself! <i>[He jumps off the car and starts to sink.]</i> Help me, Leela! <i>[Leela grabs Fry and an oxygen canister and flies out of the crater.]</i> You did it! We're safe! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:00)<span id="time-13-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: No. <i>Now</i> we're gonna die. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The gauge on the oxygen canister reads nearly empty.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:03)<span id="time-13-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's every man for himself. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He tries to run off but chokes himself on the oxygen pipe from his helmet.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Luna Park: Arcade. Amy is still trying to get the keys but the claw drops them again. Enter Bender with a small doll.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:09)<span id="time-13-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:12)<span id="time-13-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: Shut up. You're distracting me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:14)<span id="time-13-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know: Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-21" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:21)<span id="time-13-21-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-21">⨂</a></span></span><b>Amy</b>: I <i>know</i> how to make love! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The claw drops the keys again. Amy sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:24)<span id="time-13-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Here, let me do it. <i>[He puts his hand up the chute and grabs the keys but then drops them.]</i> Ah, lousy arm. Must be rigged! <i>[Moon Patrol officers walk up behind him.]</i> That's her, officers! <i>[He points at Amy.]</i> Uh, that's the woman who programmed me for evil! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He runs off with his extended arm trailing behind him and the Moon Patrol chase him.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Outside Lunar Park Dome. The Moon Patrol officers throw Bender outside the dome and close the doors behind him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-44" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:44)<span id="time-13-44-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-44">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Lunar Surface. An exhausted Fry and Leela continue their journey back to the park.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-13-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(13:57)<span id="time-13-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-13-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [gasping] I'm sorry, Leela, I can't go on any further. Just leave me to die in that barn over there. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela gasps. Fry is pointing to a farm in a dome.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Farmyard. Fry and Leela run in and take off their space helmets, panting.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-11" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:11)<span id="time-14-11-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-11">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Thank God! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Behind them a gun cocks. They turn around and see a farmer. He has a buck tooth and a cap that says "The Moon Shall Rise Again".]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:14)<span id="time-14-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-14">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Hydroponic_Farmer" title="Hydroponic Farmer">Farmer</a></b>: Trespassers, eh? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:15)<span id="time-14-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: No, sir. We're amusement park patrons. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-18" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:18)<span id="time-14-18-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-18">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Ooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's OK, but the rest is mighty wicked. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-23" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:23)<span id="time-14-23-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-23">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Our car broke down and we're out of oxygen. Can we borrow some? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-26" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:26)<span id="time-14-26-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-26">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Huh, borry? Looky here, city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll have to earn it doing chores on my hydroponic farm. You can go back to your precious theme park at sun up. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:38)<span id="time-14-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I guess we could do chores for a few hours. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:40)<span id="time-14-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, night lasts two weeks on the moon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:43)<span id="time-14-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Yup. Drops down to -173! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:46)<span id="time-14-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Fahrenheit or Celsius? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-14-47" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(14:47)<span id="time-14-47-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-14-47">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: First one, then th'other. And them spacesuits ain't a-heated so you ain't goin' nowhere till sunrise. You can sleep in the barn. Just don't be a-touchin' my three beautiful robot daughters. Y'hear? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-00" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:00)<span id="time-15-00-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-00">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Robot <i>daughters</i>? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He points to his robot daughters outside the house.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:02)<span id="time-15-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: This here is Lulabelle 7. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:03)<span id="time-15-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-03">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Lulabelle_7" title="Lulabelle 7">Lulabelle 7</a></b>: Yoo-hoo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-05" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:05)<span id="time-15-05-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-05">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Daisy-Mae 128K. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:07)<span id="time-15-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-07">⨂</a></span></span><b><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://theinfosphere.org/Daisy-Mae_128k" title="Daisy-Mae 128k">Daisy-Mae 128K</a></b>: Yoo-hoo! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-09" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:09)<span id="time-15-09-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-09">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: And the Crushinator. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The Crushinator is a huge pink thing with tracks instead of legs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:12)<span id="time-15-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-12">⨂</a></span></span><b><a href="http://theinfosphere.org/The_Crushinator" title="The Crushinator">Crushinator</a></b>: [mechanical voice] Yoo-hoo. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:14)<span id="time-15-14-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-14">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Whoa! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Barn. Fry and Leela milk a pair of cows.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:15)<span id="time-15-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: I told you to turn around and go back to the park. But oh, no, the park was too phoney. We had to see the real moon. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:22)<span id="time-15-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: And it was great! We got to see craters and rocks and that one incredible rock that looked like a crater and ... and these fellas. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He pats the cow, which isn't a cow but some sort of insect-bovine creature.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-31" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:31)<span id="time-15-31-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-31">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, face it: The moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried-up wasteland and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:41)<span id="time-15-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I guess I can't. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They hear a shot from outside. They look through the transparent barn doors and see Bender running out of the farmhouse.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Farmyard. The farmer chases him out of the house waving his rifle.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:46)<span id="time-15-46-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-46">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: I'll learn ye to sleep with my robot daughters! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender runs into the barn.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Barn. He leans against the transparent door. The farmer reloads his gun.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:49)<span id="time-15-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: He'll never find me in here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-52" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:52)<span id="time-15-52-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-52">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Bender? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-53" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:53)<span id="time-15-53-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-53">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-15-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(15:57)<span id="time-15-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-15-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Of course not. A lady that fine you gotta romance first. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Another gunshot smashes the barn door behind Bender. Bender legs it while the farmer reloads. Fry and Leela follow him through another door. They pick up their helmets as they run.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Farmyard. They grab some oxygen tanks and get into the moon buggy.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. The buggy speeds away from the farm. The farmer, in a spacesuit but with his cap sat on top, Lulabelle 7 and Daisy-Mae 128K run after them. The farmer fires a shot at them and misses.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-12" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:12)<span id="time-16-12-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-12">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Oh, no you don't! C'mere, Crushinator. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Crushinator drives out of the farm and pulls up beside him.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:15)<span id="time-16-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crushinator</b>: [mechanical voice] Yes, Pa. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[She transforms into a car. The farmer and his other two daughters get in and drive after Fry, Leela and Bender. They chase the crew around past craters and through ravines. The farmer takes a shot at the crew and narrowly misses them. The crew round a corner and find their way blocked by a rock bridge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:33)<span id="time-16-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's too low. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-34" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:34)<span id="time-16-34-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-34">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Hang on. Hang on. Jump! <i>[The trio jump over the bridge and the buggy drives under it. They land back in the car. The Crushinator slams into it and cuts her way through. They come to a gorge.]</i> Hold on to your helmet! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They jump the gorge, flying over crocodiles with space helmets and land safely on the other side. They all cheer and then a wheel falls off the buggy. The Crushintor approaches the other side and stops. The farmer climbs out and slams the door.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:56)<span id="time-16-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: God darn it, Crushinator, jump! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-16-59" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(16:59)<span id="time-16-59-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-16-59">⨂</a></span></span><b>Crushinator</b>: [mechanical voice] No, Pa. I love him. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The farmer takes his hat off and jumps on it, groaning. Leela looks at the broken wheel and Fry sees a huge shadow approaching.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-07" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:07)<span id="time-17-07-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-07">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Hey, cool! Dark side of the moon! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela gasps.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:10)<span id="time-17-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Nightfall's coming. <i>[The shadow falls over Fry and he starts to shiver.]</i> Hurry, before we freeze. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They flee from the shadow.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-15" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:15)<span id="time-17-15-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-15">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: What do you mean "we", mammal? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. He watches the crew through a telescope.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-24" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:24)<span id="time-17-24-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-24">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farnsworth</b>: Oh, dear! I really ought to do something. But I am already in my pyjamas. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He falls asleep and starts snoring.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. Fry and Leela are panting.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-35" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:35)<span id="time-17-35-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-35">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: We can't outrun it forever. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sees something.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-38" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:38)<span id="time-17-38-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-38">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Over there! Look! It's the moon landing site! We found it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[They run towards it. Leela climbs the ladder and pushes open the hatch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-48" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:48)<span id="time-17-48-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-48">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Quick, get in. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sees the American flag.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-17-51" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(17:51)<span id="time-17-51-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-17-51">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's that flag from MTV! And Neil Armstrong's footprint! <i>[He stamps over it.]</i> Hey! My foot's bigger! Leela, isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-02" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:02)<span id="time-18-02-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-02">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, look around. It's just a crummy plastic flag and a dead man's tracks in the dust. <i>[The shadow creeps over Fry and his smile fades.]</i> Now get in here before you freeze. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs and climbs the ladder.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Apollo 11 Lander. Leela helps him in.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. She closes the door just as Bender arrives.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-22" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:22)<span id="time-18-22-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-22">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He walks off.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Scene</b>: Apollo 11 Lander. Leela reads the oxygen gauge.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-36" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:36)<span id="time-18-36-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-36">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Well if the oxygen holds out we might live long enough to <i>starve</i> to death. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-40" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:40)<span id="time-18-40-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-40">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: Look, Leela, I'm sorry. I never should have dragged you out here. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-43" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:43)<span id="time-18-43-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-43">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: That's right, you shouldn't have. I still don't get what the big attraction is. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Fry sighs.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-18-49" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(18:49)<span id="time-18-49-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-18-49">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-01" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:01)<span id="time-19-01-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-01">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: A week <i>would</i> be a little much. <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-03" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:03)<span id="time-19-03-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-03">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: The moon was like this awesome, romantic, mysterious thing, hanging up there in the sky where you could never reach it, no matter how much you wanted to. <i>[Leela's cold glance becomes a sympathetic frown.]</i> But you're right. Once you're actually here it's just a big dull rock. I guess I just wanted you to see it through my eyes, the way I used to. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Leela looks through a window.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-25" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:25)<span id="time-19-25-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-25">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Fry, look. <i>[Fry and Leela gaze at a stunning Earthrise]</i>. It really <i>is</i> beautiful. I don't know why I never noticed before. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Bender runs towards the capsule.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. The farmer follows him, driving a large vehicle with rotating spikes at the front.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-42" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:42)<span id="time-19-42-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-42">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Had to come back for the Crushinator, eh, robot? Well I got you this time. <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[The spikes get closer to Bender. The Planet Express ship swoops in above them. The magnetic winch lowers towards Bender.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Apollo 11 Lander.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-56" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:56)<span id="time-19-56-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-56">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: It's Amy! We're saved! <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-19-58" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(19:58)<span id="time-19-58-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-19-58">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: Amy? Where'd she learn to operate the controls like that? <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Amy operates the winch expertly, having practised at the Luna Park with the claw game. The toys from the game are piled up in the corner.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. The winch gets closer to Bender.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:10)<span id="time-20-10-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-10">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: Not the magnet! No! No! <i>No</i>-- <i>[The winch grabs him.]</i> Uh-oh! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Ships Cockpit. Amy cheers.]</i> </dd><dd><i>[<b>Cut to</b>: Lunar Surface. Bender kicks his legs and waves his arms around as he flies away from the farmer attached to the winch.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-17" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:17)<span id="time-20-17-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-17">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [singing] She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes,<br />She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes--<br />[talking] I'll kill you Amy!<br />[singing] She'll be comin' round the mountain,<br />She'll be comin' round the mountain,<br />She'll be comin'-- <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He slams into the side of the lunar lander and it takes off. The farmer watches the ship fly away and takes off his space helmet and jumps on it.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-33" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:33)<span id="time-20-33-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-33">⨂</a></span></span><b>Farmer</b>: Aw, dang it! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[He starts to choke then collapses. He reaches over to the helmet and puts it back on and breathes. Bender, still attached to the side of the lander, carries on singing.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-41" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:41)<span id="time-20-41-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-41">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [singing] She'll be riding six white horses when she comes,<br />She'll be riding six white horses when she comes--<br />[talking] Hey, I'm pretty good!<br />[singing] She'll be riding six white horses... <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-50" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:50)<span id="time-20-50-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-50">⨂</a></span></span><b>Leela</b>: [from lander] So, Fry, was the real moon anything like the moon you used to dream about? <br /></div><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-55" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:55)<span id="time-20-55-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-55">⨂</a></span></span><b>Fry</b>: [from lander] Well ... close enough! <br /></div><dl><dd><i>[Closing Credits.]</i> </dd></dl><div class="poem"> <span class="timestamp" id="time-20-57" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(68, 136, 255); cursor: help; font-size: 80%; margin-right: 5px;" title="Approximate timestamp for dialogue start">(20:57)<span id="time-20-57-link" style="display: none; font-weight: bold;" title="Click here for direct link"> <a href="http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:The_Series_Has_Landed#time-20-57">⨂</a></span></span><b>Bender</b>: [singing; over credits] Well I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,<br />Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,<br />Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,<br />Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,<br />Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,<br />When she comes!<br />I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,<br />I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world, <br />I'll be blastin' all the humans, <br />I'll be blastin' all the humans, <br />I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,<br />In the world!<br />[shouting] One more time! <br /></div>inb4404http://www.blogger.com/profile/04170923139428870443noreply@blogger.com0